Aziz Al-Yami / Hax$ -

[Therealhomor]

Missing out, Melee is a great game to play.... with your friends on a couch and not with autistic internet people.

The Smash Bros games are fun, but clearly weren't designed to be "competitive" fighting games. They're meant to be balanced and have RNG so newer players don't have to overcome a learning curve to be decent at it. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, games are meant to actually be fun.

The Melee competitive scene is so damn weird to me because its pretty clear that even though its the most "competitive" Smash, its clear it wasn't meant to be that kind of game, and has just sorta been jury-rigged into this weird Frankenstein experience

I guess that's why crazy people like competitive melee so much. It was something that was never meant to be stubbornly brought into existence.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

Wonder if this will include another 50 page PDF lol

 

[The soyalorian]

I bet Leffen and Lakeith are good friends.

After all they were in a movie together

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

The mad lad delivered.

Although it was already posted in the Smash Community thread, figured it might as well end up here too. Hax is dead set on doubling down.

 

[Ged's Forth]

why is it 90 minutes. If he just made a succinct 10 minute video, he could probably win people over. Nigga really is autistic as fuck.

 

[Therealhomor]

why is it 90 minutes. If he just made a succinct 10 minute video, he could probably win people over. Nigga really is autistic as fuck.

Brevity is the soul of wit, after all. It takes him 90 minutes to explain what you could in ten, he insists on adding unimportant detail and trying to prop up his points with dramatic and catastrophic language. Basically purple prose.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/super-smash-bros-community.35026/page-209#post-9210228

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

I don't pay any attention to Smash or FGC shit but from what I can gather Hax has successfully pissed off another big Melee player (claims to be ranked #9 in his bio) by claiming he lied about being molested as a kid because the guy apparently overexaggerated his claims or some shit.

https://twitter.com/iBDWSSBM/status/1407082926337150976

https://web.archive.org/web/20210621211227/https://twitter.com/iBDWSSBM/status/1407082926337150976

Hax replied multiple times but quickly deleted all the tweets

And replaced them with promises of more schizoposting

He also apparently admitted to getting some other player(s?) banned

https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/1407115706274140161 (wayback seems to be shitting itself so i'm not sure if this tweet was saved or not)