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Can we talk about the best B-movies?

Now, B-Movies are usually confined to the Sci-Fi/Action/ or Horror genre, but there are exceptions to the rule. Let's discuss our favorites. You know you have at least one.

They're movies that are not exactly good, but there's just something interesting or satisfying about them.

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Horror Express

This one is hands down my favorite B-movie The film is about an alien life form that is frozen in a block of ice, inside the host of a prehistoric humanoid. It was discovered by a scientist played by Christopher Lee, who is taking his findings back to Europe on the trans Siberia line. However, the creature in the crate defrosts during the trip and proves to still be alive. It is also able to jump from person to person, and even revive corpses. The film is a very loose adaptation of John Campbell's novella "Who Goes There?" which was eventually given a more faithful adaptation in " John Carpenter's The Thing"

This film features the inseparable horror duo of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, who...ironically don't do very much during the movie. The main focus of the movie is actually on the alien itself, and on a Russian Monk who serves as a "spiritual advisor" for a Polish Count and Countess, as a very obvious stand-in for Grigori Rasputin. This monk soon becomes a host for the creature, thinking it is Satan on Earth, and in awe of it's power, renounces his faith and offers his eternal service to the creature.

It's like, what if you combined the The Thing with Murder on the Orient Express, with a bit of pre-communist Russia folklore (yes, Rasputin was a real person, but he has so many stories about him that cannot be verified, that he is practically a folklore figure)

It's campy, it's shlocky, but damn it, it's fun, and it actually manages to be pretty creepy during certain parts. The only thing I didn't really care for was Cushing and Lee. They're both great actors, and I love them both, but honestly, I didn't feel like they were needed for this movie. In fact, they're somewhat distracting, because while you are watching the film for the first time, you keep expecting more from their characters in the film, but that never really happens. They're major protagonists that ALMOST feel like background characters.

Also, the film is in the public domain, so it's quite easy to find a place online to watch this movie for free, if I've piqued your curiosity
 

8777BB5

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My favorites:

Jubilee by Derek Jarman

Any of the Hammer Horror Films

The original House on Haunted Hill

Any of the original B&W Dick Tracey movies (Fuck the Disney version)

Up! by Russ Meyer

Taking it all off starring Kitten Natvidad
 

sasazuka

Standing in the school hallway.
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Even if it transcended the B-movie stigma long ago and is widely recognized as an all-time "great" film, The Terminator (1984) is still very much a B-movie, a "creature" film (killer cyborgs from the future count as "creatures") produced outside of the major studio system on a relatively modest budget ($6.4 million in 1984 dollars would adjust to about $15.7 million U.S. today, on the higher end of B-movie budgets but still a tiny budget compared to modern blockbusters).

I wouldn't argue that Terminator 2: Judgment Day, which was still technically an independent film, is a B-movie since Terminator 2 had a hundred million dollar budget, but the first one certainly qualifies.

Another 1984 movie that is a little easier to think of as a B-movie, Night of the Comet, holds up pretty well on a $770,000 budget, which is only about an eighth of even The Terminator's budget. It's easily my favourite movie based on the I Am Legend premise (i.e. different from a regular Romero-style zombie movie in that most people vanished instead of being "turned" and the zombies retained their human intelligence and can speak more or less normally).
 

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Squeeze me.
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Dungeon Siege.
Killing Zoe.
Land and Freedom.
Last Man Standing.
Last of the Dogmen.
Ninth Gate.
The Crazies.
The Jack Bull.
30DaysofNight.
The Colony.
The Day.
Matewan.
ZarDoz.
 
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Rolo_Tomassi

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I love 70s/80s/90s B-horror flicks, and Intruder is most definitely the Citizen Kane of 80s B-horror slashers. Some of the greatest composed shots I've seen in a horror film.
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Also, there is a ton of great B-noir out there, like D.O.A. and Murder By Contract


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Rolo_Tomassi

The Dud
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Also, can't forget the string of amazing low budget gangster movies that The Godfather left in its wake, chief among them Massacre Mafia Style (which I think this board would really enjoy), Crazy Joe, and Family Enforcer.



 

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That one's kinda neat. Sean Connery's brother Neil and a ton of people who were in Bond movies.

Creation of the Humanoids
Picture the result if Ed Wood got a two paragraph synopsis of Blade Runner.

After the Atomic War humanity ain't doing so good. Society's rebuilt but the birth rate's declining fast. Androids are the second-class citizens of society and some humans are concerned about these dirty clickers getting too uppity.
With Dudley Manlove of Plan 9 fame and makeup effects by the guy who did the old Universal monster effects.

Also the origins of the design for those guys in that Alien game.
 

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