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Why are there so many videos of babies being scared by Elmo toys on youtube? There is even a playlist. Is this some sick fetish? What is going on here?
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Elmo is actually the Devil incarnate. Every form of Elmo must be eliminated at all costs!
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He is indeed a demon. There is only one way to fully purge him.
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Ex-Elmo Voice Actor Kevin Clash Cleared of Sexual Abuse Charges
Another chapter is closed in the long, strange tale of the Elmo sex scandal. Kevin Clash, the puppeteer and voice behind Sesame Street's beloved red monster, has been cleared of three charges of improper sexual relations with teenage boys.
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Anyone remember the insanity the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" toy caused?
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Oh yeah, people were going apeshit just like with the Cabbage Patch Dolls and Beanie Babies.
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I remember Beanie Babies.
One of the big crazes of the '90s aside from monsters of pocket.
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I remembered the Potty Training Elmo fiasco, when some parents claimed that he would say "Who wants to die?".
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I've told this story in chat before, but I will retell it here because beeny babby
When I was like 3 or 4 my grandma and I were at Cracker Barrel (if you dont know what that is it is like a restaurant exclusively for white republicans where seasoning of any kind is banned and it has a gift shop attached) and had finished eating. On the way to the register, my grandma said I could go pick out a toy from the gift shop right next to the entryway and bring it back while she waited in line.
This was during the pinnacle of the beany baby craze, so they had a whole wall of 'babies. There was an older couple looking through them and I walked up to the other end of the wall. Because I was so small I could see clearly underneath the bottom of the racks and I saw a colorful bear tucked in under there so I reached in and grabbed it.
As soon as I had pulled it out the older woman, who was probably in her fifties, sees me and makes this audible noise like "OH!". She rushes over to me with her husband behind her and grabs me hard by the arm with one hand and snatches the bear out of my hands with the other. I will never forget the hateful look she gave me as she did this, and it all happened so fast I didn't even have a chance to react. Then the lady and her husband turned and left. Before I really even knew what happened I heard my grandma calling my name from the register so I just grabbed a weiner dog beany baby instead and we checked out. I named the dog Fred and he lived for 10 years with me until my real dog, Mugsy, chewed his eyeballs out in a jealous rage.