Babies -

[NQ 952]

Why do babies look like high as fuck baked potatoes

 

[AA 102]

Because all babies are stupid.

 

[meatslab]

die babies

 

[Ido]

I dislike babies.

 

[Eponine]

You guys wound me, babies are great :-(

 

[Ido]

The best part about babies are the dead baby jokes. They never grow old

 

[AA 102]

The best part about babies are the dead baby jokes. They never grow old

What do you call a dead baby stapled to your wall?

Spoiler

Art.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

They're disgusting parasites, that's why.

 

[The Fool]

We should have a community watch thread on babies

 

[Overcast]

I dislike human babies. They creep me out.

Plus, with dogs or cats, at least they stay cute throughout. Our babies can turn into...

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/22293_817609348322760_3993165749942691604_n-jpg.26728/

Yeah.

 

[AnOminous]

Why do babies look like high as fuck baked potatoes

Because all their neurons are just randomly connected together so they can't think.

 

[Watermelon1337]

 

[VJ 120]

Babies are the original lolcows, all they do is shit themselves and play with plastic toys and chimp out.

 

[Flareon]

Babies are disgusting.

 

[The Fool]

Babies can't even use the toilet. Like, at least I can use the toilet without falling off most of the time (like half the time I don't fall off), and usually all my poopoo gets in the toilet if it's a good day. Why can't babies do that? I'm so much better than babies and I don't even have to try.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Babies are to be regarded with the most extreme of suspicion-they don't even come with receipts to return to the hospital if it's not the gift you were wanting.

Why can't the fuckasses sit themselves? Clearly defective.

 

[Tismo]

I would tell babies to fuck off and eat shit but they already do that on their own. Fuck them.

 

[Major Asshole]

Fuck babies.

 

[Picklechu]

Animal babies = (mostly) good

Human babies = bad

 

[polonium]

The best part about babies are the dead baby jokes. They never grow old

Just like dead babies