Baby carrots vs Baby-Cut Carrots. -

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Explain this shit to me.

So everyone knows that there are baby carrots, i.e immature carrots taken out of the ground before they mature, and baby-cut carrots, which are derived full-sized carrots that have been cut into many, smaller sized pieces. No big deal.

However, today I was eating baby-cut carrots and made a discovery. Inside of every single one, I mean every fucking one, was a single thin "core" like piece that ran the entire length of the baby-cut carrot. How can this be possible if baby-cut carrots are just cut from larger carrots? Larger carrots do not have dozens of these thin, core pieces, but these baby-cut carrots do, as if each one was an anatomical unit in and of itself.

Explain this shit to me now. I can provide pictures if necessary.

 

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From Wikipedia:

A baby carrot is an immature carrot, grown in a small size, in which it is sold. A baby-cut carrot is a small piece cut from a larger carrot; baby-cut carrots are often marketed as "baby carrots", leading to potential confusion.

Looks like you actually bought the "carrot abortion bag", as opposed to the "mutilated sack of bodies" bag.

You may go back to taking drugs and getting plenty of Vitamin K.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

From Wikipedia:

A baby carrot is an immature carrot, grown in a small size, in which it is sold. A baby-cut carrot is a small piece cut from a larger carrot; baby-cut carrots are often marketed as "baby carrots", leading to potential confusion.

Looks like you actually bought the "carrot abortion bag", as opposed to the "mutilated sack of bodies" bag.

You may go back to taking drugs and getting plenty of Vitamin K.

That's what I thought too. But the bag clearly says they're "baby-cut" carrots. These are 100% the ones derived from larger carrots, and yet they all have a uniform, seemingly anatomical quality.

 

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That's what I thought too. But the bag clearly says they're "baby-cut" carrots. These are 100% the ones derived from larger carrots, and yet they all have a uniform, seemingly anatomical quality.

Looks like they lied to you. You better get a lawyer and sue them for false advertising and all of the emotional stress and abuse their abhorrent marketing practices have caused you by making you eat actual babies.

#babycarrotsmatter

 

[Roosechu]

Are you defecting to the Carrot Union?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Look at this shit.

Here's my daily supply of baby-cut carrots. Baby-Cut! I tried carrots from both packs and they both show the same phenomena.

So here's the cracked open carrot. You can clearly see the recession in the empty piece where the core would be.

And here is the core removed completely. It peels out kind of like string cheese if you keep it in your mouth awhile to soften it.

 

[AnOminous]

However, today I was eating baby-cut carrots and made a discovery. Inside of every single one, I mean every fucking one, was a single thin "core" like piece that ran the entire length of the baby-cut carrot. How can this be possible if baby-cut carrots are just cut from larger carrots? Larger carrots do not have dozens of these thin, core pieces, but these baby-cut carrots do, as if each one was an anatomical unit in and of itself.

Wouldn't they be cut horizontally? It's not like they squish it all into carrot mush and then reform it with pink slime. I don't know what they do with the part that doesn't fit when they round the ends. Probably save it for carrot cakes or something.

But each one should have the center of a carrot in it.

Anyway you should definitely sue for being triggered. You'll make millions.