BABY FEVER - 3/9/18 - Plz no

Whatthefuck

kiwifarms.net
NO, no, God, no, never, no, nope, no, not ever, never, no, absolutely not, no. Well, not that she could get pregnant or adopt anyway. Jesus, can you imagine a poor child raised by that behemoth?

Edit: That is a really cute kid, though. It's a shame he out on the interwebs for life now.
 

LightEmittingDiode

Ages 16+, choking hazard, may contain nuts
kiwifarms.net
Sorry for the :islamic: but no healthy person has a neck ring and back fat hump like this:
Swrwrpz.png
 

LightEmittingDiode

Ages 16+, choking hazard, may contain nuts
kiwifarms.net
Also the only time she mentions "baby fever" is when the baby is climbing up her ham hock for a look at her phone. The rest of the video is spent microwaving pasta because she needs to eat a meal with her meds, guise, and writing a list in her diary thing. Clickbait title 0/10 would not watch again.
 

Alpo_Farts36

I can see Russia from my backyard
kiwifarms.net
Jesus, can you imagine a poor child raised by that behemoth?
There's a handful of Ambabie's that totally defend this "baby fever" of hers & tell her she would be a wonderfulll mother. :|

Becky made it pretty clear in their last YN that she is not interested in having children with Hamber anytime soon (never).
Hamber and her "will never agree" about spanking anyway.
Necky was spanked and she turned out "just fine". You know, jussst fine - utterly depressed, dating a 500lb, delusional toddler. Fine! :heart-full:


ETA: JFC, if she calls her nocturnal schedule 'insomnia' one more time :heart-empty: Going to bed at 9am and then waking back up at 4pm is NOT insomnia. It's just your fucked up schedule gorl.
 
Last edited:

melissarendato

kiwifarms.net
06b9d973-222c-4cca-a933-cccde793a7a7
X6DkAIT.png


Miley Cyrus and Blake Lively lmao?!

This list is BLEAK and shows how far removed from reality she is.

You're not financially stable.
You may have tricked your girlfriend into putting your name on a car lease, but you can't drive it and are close to not being able to fit in it.
Normal people in their late-20's would not put Miley Cyrus (let alone living packet of mayo Blake Lively) on a "what makes me happy" list.
When you have a successful hair/make up day? First of all, where? Second of all, how does this even add to your happiness if your daily life is just sitting around your house eating food. What does it matter what you look like while you're doing that?
 

Whatthefuck

kiwifarms.net
06b9d973-222c-4cca-a933-cccde793a7a7
X6DkAIT.png


Miley Cyrus and Blake Lively lmao?!

This list is BLEAK and shows how far removed from reality she is.

You're not financially stable.
You may have tricked your girlfriend into putting your name on a car lease, but you can't drive it and are close to not being able to fit in it.
Normal people in their late-20's would not put Miley Cyrus (let alone living packet of mayo Blake Lively) on a "what makes me happy" list.
When you have a successful hair/make up day? First of all, where? Second of all, how does this even add to your happiness if your daily life is just sitting around your house eating food. What does it matter what you look like while you're doing that?


"Having my own car." GORL, you can't drive. That would depress the fuck out of me.

Edit: Does she really make little circles over her 'i's like I did for a brief stint in 5th grade? The only thing worse is hearts for the dots. It appears she uses them sparingly which makes it even more obvious that it was a choice. Fucking hell, AL.
 
Last edited:

Rotogravure

TWISTY MISTY
kiwifarms.net
"Having my own car." GORL, you can't drive. That would depress the fuck out of me.

That entire LIST is overall depressing. Becky I get. Friends? Sort of, because she doesn't REALLY have any that I think you or I or any other normal person would call a true friend. New Family in itself is just depressing. The shit about her blood family is too, because I don't think for all her crowing she really even talks to them as much as she wants us to believe.

And seriously? Krystle?

That dynamic will continue to confound the fuck out of me.
 

Bashful Bunny

kiwifarms.net
That is a very cute baby, but he really should not be in these vlogs. The bulk of Al's audience is here to boo and hiss and talk shit. Why involve an innocent child that doesn't belong to you in that? Why is Becks okay with this? She should want to protect her nephews from this shit. If this were my baby I would be furious to find out my sister's girlfriend was uploading pictures or videos of him to the internet, and I seriously doubt she asked for permission.
 

formerfatcow

Current Skinny Bitch
kiwifarms.net
"One of the symptoms is supposed to be insomnia, which is weird because I haven't experienced that yet."

No AL. You're not "supposed to" experience every possible side effect of a medication, and many people won't experience any. The vast majority of side effects listed for a given medication are rare. I hate how she anticipates it and makes a big deal about it to gain sympathy for something that probably won't even happen.
 
Top