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Plissken

Gunslinger, Outlaw, Escape artist.
kiwifarms.net
I wasn't sure if I'd classify myself as an oldfag, then I realised I've been here for nearly five years.


Christ.

Time flies, man. Hell, my account is five years old too; hard to believe this much time has passed, with a lot changing for me (Some things good, some bad, but hey, that's how life goes.). Still, I gotta say that this format for the forums seems a lot more sleek than the old one, and it's nice to have more discussion about other Lolcows besides Chris. I think I came in on the tail-end of when A-logging stopped being fashionable, iirc. Still, glad that whole trend was buried; what a shit show that was.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
Bob Hauk; I'd kill you, but I'm too tired. Trannies have taken over? Let me go get my two stoner friends, I think they found the Continuum Transfunctioner. Could help. (Someone keep me away from that movie)

Every single mod on this forum is a tranny. Trannies have taken over the entire world!

It's completely true. Point at any purple dude on this forum. You just spotted a tranny!
 

Randall Fragg

Tran Ranch is under siege!
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hey dude, how much did you miss?
Eli being sent to Israel to find Tupac?
Tyce and Jace fighting each other over the Fergizone?
Jace streetracing Brianna Wu with a Prius?
A Croation methhead starting two thousand page threads about his desire to rape?
Chris macing a gamestop employee?
Brianna Wu actually releasing her game (and running for congress)?
The massive chimpout over Blonald Blumpf?
Gloria Tesch releasing Maradonia?
Julayy Terryberry an heroing?
Chris getting a creepy fetisist GF and breaking up with her in a highly visible chimpout?
A user here shooting up and school and getting stopped by a couch?
A fat tranny ogre showing up at Null’s house with a knife?
Said tranny ogre starting a tranny survivalist compound/death camp in the desert?
The farms being taken down by a bald british pedophile who loves Evenesance?
 

Judge Holden

NO!!! MASSA NO!!!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
You must feel a bit like Jim in 28 days later.

Awake into the forum after years of absence only to find autistic tranny rage zombies swarming everywhere, and all the forumers turned to spergs and edgelords to survive with sanity intact.

Also last you were here, I believe we were still CwckiForums
 
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