Lolcow Back Pocket Game Reviews / Nicholas Hill / BPGR / FalseJesus1987 / Falsjesus - Has over 50 videos about Gamestop, CPS visits him regularly, Old Lady took his couch

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ThePlagueTND

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"Remember guys, click that thumbs up, it's a middle finger to the haters."

Info
Channel Name: Back Pocket Game Reviews (BPGR)
Real Name: Nicholas Hill
Other Names: FalseJesus (many different variations)

Address:
615 Gleaming Dr
Galloway, OH 43119
Want to check out the outside: Google Maps
Want to check out the inside: Zillow
Provided by @WeeGee

His YouTube Channels
Main Channel: www.youtube.com/user/falsjesus - Archive
Streaming Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCos3QkKpjwwmPr_dreSzdqQ - Archive
Gun Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCrrvJSgCRbWpki10K2uj_rw - Archive
(yes he has a gun channel, abandoned)

Other Channels
Wife's Channel
: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR3gw12AxDCczzV9g2vTVgQ - Archive
(he sometimes shows up on the channel. It's mostly a makeup channel)
"Family" Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9_DEG-MNY2mNH9Q1psQ84g - Archive
(pretty much abandoned unless he has to exploit his family for views)

Social Media
Email: BackPocketGameReviews@gmail.com
Twitter: www.twitter.com/backpocketgames - Archive
Facebook: www.facebook.com/falsejesus1987 - Archive
Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/BackPocketGameReviews - Archive
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/backpocketgamereview
Discord: discord.gg/PSePYRS (Go and say hi!)
Instagram: www.instagram.com/backpocketgamereviews

Vidya
Xbox: Falsejesus1987
PSN: Falsejezus1987
Steam: Falsejesus - steamcommunity.com/id/BPGR - Archive

Nicholas Hill's Pocket Shop
Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/BPGR - Archive
Store: https://teespring.com/stores/back-pocket-game-reviews - Archive

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Go buy his shirt with the fake pocket in the middle.

Bio

This guy has been around a few years and it's been a bit troubling for him.

At this time he has about 30,000 subs and he's been at that amount for around 2 years. Nicholas started out making videos discussing how bad it is to work at Gamestop. Some of these first Gamestop related videos went on to gather over half a million views and giving him the 30k subs he currently has right now.

Since then he has tried to capture lightning in a bottle once again and has created over 50 Gamestop related videos! Everything from getting hired to Battletoads for the Wii.
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Other videos are mostly commentary, vlog, and reaction videos. Mostly about gaming. I would say most of his videos are clickbait, at the very least trying to gain those "trendy" views.

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That is not all however, he will start new series but after 2 episodes he goes back to doing Gamestop videos. For example, he had a show to promote Ohio based establishments. Seems cool enough but he stopped after 2 shitty episodes when he didn't rake in 250k views each. And they were shitty, he basically just recorded a bunch of footage, threw it all into an editor and hit render.

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He also started a podcast that lasted 4 episodes. Seemingly only 2 of the episodes remain.

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He has a real hard-on for responding to ReviewTechUSA, I guess you can consider that a show. They do consistently get more views than his regular stuff. Soda for Nicholas.

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Seemingly his audience seems to be really dwindling. For a channel that has 30k subs he barely gets 1,000 views per video most of the time.

It's likely that if he sees this post, he'll do a reaction to it. Hi Mr. Hill!

He has had a number of happenings in his short career, I have highlighted the major ones for everyone.

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The EpicConspiracy Incident

So at this point Nicholas starts uploading reaction videos because trends. He even had an idea to start a 400th channel for reaction videos, which didn't happen. For some reason he really centered around one channel called EpicConspiracy. I assume it's cause the channel was pretty much dead as the owner hadn't uploaded in a long time. Naturally he did 3 reaction videos on this guy. Here is the first:
https://youtu.be/GH8-wuDUsDs

The videos themselves aren't worth viewing, they're boring reaction videos. Two center around this EpicConspiracy guy working at Gamestop and being an asshole. The other he's raving about grammar nazis.

Nicholas thought he was in the clear, he would really nail this guy's ass to the wall without repercussions. That is until his fans went over to the EpicConspiracy channel to say hello. It was then EpicConspiracy commented on one of BPGR's videos stating:
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The BPGR/Nicholas Hill response:
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/c2XfPV1

Epic actually contacted Nicholas behind the scenes and gave him his phone number stating he was interested in doing a co-op and they should keep the rivalry going. He also stated he is going to make a response video.

EpicConspiracy precedes to upload two videos. One going over Nicholas' Facebook, making fun of his life and calling his wife fat.
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/DFTnIMQ

The second video basically doxes Nicholas. Showing off his house and even finds pictures of the inside on a realtor website.
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/kAo3pxy

Nicholas obviously didn't take too kindly to this. He goes on to make a video pacing outside his house saying he will make a proper response as soon as he gets home from work.
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/uivQILc

His official response is pretty lame but hilarious. Many of his insults sound like he lifted them from his wife. He mentions he has Epic's phone number but doesn't give it away. Goes through Epic's Facebook and twitter calling him a racist and a bully. He also gives the finger at the end and it goes straight to the outro that says "Subscribe Now!" which is funny.
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/oVjcBvt

Epic responded to this with two videos.

1. A video of Hitler laughing
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/iHm5lBu

2. An apology to Nicholas which was just him reading a Bill Clinton apology.
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/ZwC9rG8

For the most part this ends the feud. Videos come down and go back up but after a few days, it's all over.

They did take it to Twitter for a little while. Nicholas went on a rant but has since deleted it. Epic retweeted both Nicholas and his wife when they insulted him. Epic also changed his profile picture to himself shirtless for a time. That's really about it.

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The Child Protective Services Incident

So like most easily agitated YouTubers, they seem to attract people who really like to fuck with them. Well someone decided to call CPS on ole' BPGR. We get the full story told through three videos:

1.One about his initial report:
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/1OI1WwP

2.One about his conversation with CPS on the phone:
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/qtdwpNb

3.One about the visit:
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/bbpSQUm

Nicholas didn't lose his kids that day but it continues to be a something that he brings up from time to time. He even started a GoFundMe to hire a lawyer next time he has a problem with trolls.
https://www.gofundme.com/bpgr1 - Archive

Oh and it was for his daughters surgery which was secondary on the page. He used the classic DarkSydePhil tactic of "I'm not sure how much money I'll owe but give me money anyway" for that one.

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The Discord Incident

With the rise of Discord, it's common for YouTubers and communities to have a Discord server. BPGR is no exception. But like most things BPGR-related, drama ensues pretty quickly. A disagreement on the discord causes Nicholas to completely unplug from online for a few days, only to upload a response video about the drama when he returned. A 25 minute long video. It's a mix of him bitching about his Discord intermixed with descriptions of a buffet he went to while disconnected from offline.

https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/EY6brkQ

Misc.

There have been a few low level YouTubers he's "feuded" with that for some reason thinks is worth responding, which can be humorous.

I'll write more in here if I remember other incidents. The guy tells you almost anything about his life. Recently he got rear ended which he's devoted three videos to. Four if you count the future one he will inevitably make about his new car.

He recently purged a ton of videos from his main and streaming account, especially the latter. He would stream almost everyday after work and now it's only 30 or so videos.

I remember he had one where he went to Gamestop with a shirt that read "LameStop" on it, cause he's hardcore and that's how he rolls. For whatever reason that one is down but the one where he shakes his ass at Little Caesar's remains.

I'll try to leave some examples of what he streamed. Most of them are an hour of him bitching about trolls, work, etc.

YouTube Strike Rant:
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/kBrw6Uq

Bitching about getting stiffed by an old lady:
https://pewtube.com/user/DeletedYoutubeVideos/UiZEReT

That's about it for now. I will update when needed.

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Imagine how sad you have to be. You have nothing unique or different to bring to the table but yet you upload regardless. Unable to grow your audience or expand your interests outside wasting hours of your life playing children's games. Not even being realistic enough to understand you're uninteresting, and what you're doing has been done 1000000 times before, because you're too narcissistic and untalented.
 
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JoRo

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It’s really hilarious how certain youtubers treat what they do as something important.

These kind of people are the ones who I want to see in their 50s who will end up having an amazing midlife crisis and realize all they have accomplished is hating on something that doesn’t even care what he has to say ahah.

Great summary of all the things so far plague, it’ll be great if he reads it.

Oh and is the reward a thank you or autograph?
 

ThePlagueTND

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Oh and is the reward a thank you or autograph?

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Thank you letter is already the 10 dollar reward. Perhaps you're right and it is an autograph.
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It should also be noted it takes 20 for him to play games with you. Get that Overwatch fired up.
 
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JoRo

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Thank you letter is already the 10 dollar reward. Perhaps you're right and it is an autograph.
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It should also be noted it also takes 20 for him to play games with you. Get that Overwatch fired up.

Ahahahaha how predictable, ten dollars for a thank you letter, beautiful ahahah.

This guy is easily full of himself with all the things I’ve seen, he must think he’s doing something very important and making a difference, pure cringe.
 

ThePlagueTND

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Ahahahaha how predictable, ten dollars for a thank you letter, beautiful ahahah.

This guy is easily full of himself with all the things I’ve seen, he must think he’s doing something very important and making a difference, pure cringe.

What I wonder anytime I see the thank you letter reward is whether it's a one time deal or once a month.
 

JoRo

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The one common thread I find with a lot of these kinds of people is that they all take haters way too seriously, like this guy will do a 25 minute video responding to a hater despite it accomplishing nothing.

The whole child protective services thing shows how much of a dumbass this guy is, he made it into this whole big ordeal (three different videos for something so uneventful) in order to get views and to manipulate others into thinking he’s this poor poor victim. Which is really stupid because he’s pretty much showing the person who did it that it got to him and even rewarding the troll with him covering all of it.

Makes perfect sense ahah
 

ThePlagueTND

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Well he is either stupid or doesn't have any money issues. So at least he has that. Or maybe he is lying through his teeth trying to look cool.

Maybe he makes a decent living being the manager at a Geek Squad kiosk or whatever the fuck he does. Or not. Perhaps the bread winner is his wife. She fights his battles and wear the pants already so why not.

The one common thread I find with a lot of these kinds of people is that they all take haters way too seriously, like this guy will do a 25 minute video responding to a hater despite it accomplishing nothing.

The whole child protective services thing shows how much of a dumbass this guy is, he made it into this whole big ordeal (three different videos for something so uneventful) in order to get views and to manipulate others into thinking he’s this poor poor victim. Which is really stupid because he’s pretty much showing the person who did it that it got to him and even rewarding the troll with him covering all of it.

Makes perfect sense ahah

You watch your tone @JoRo, he'll come down on you with all the powers of a GoFundMe funded lawyer.
 

The Hansome Goblin

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....why, for the love of god, would any minor Youtuber be so arrogant as to open up a Patreon account with different tiers of ownership? Surely he knows the difference between "hobby or part-time career" or "full-time career?"

Besides, like even if this is his full-time career, it's not like 31, 000 subscribers is very much. It's great that a low-skill way for people to make money that don't wanting to leave the house, but people like BPG take YT's slogan far too seriously. There are so many other gaming channels out there, I can only chalk his attitude up to:autism:
 

ThePlagueTND

kiwifarms.net
UPDATE: BPGR's car was stolen. He woke up and the first thing he did was a YouTube video.

They took his wife's car, broke into his car and stole his gun, and destroyed Easter baskets.

And obviously he took to twitter about it.
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Keep in mind this guy totaled his car at the start of the year and got a new one. Conveniently it wasn't that car.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
True & Honest Fan
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Looks like his podcast is coming back. Hopefully the episodes will actually stay up this time.



He has a job outside Youtube, Geek Squad employee or something.

Ouch, new PC Technician or just can't get work elsewhere? Geek Squad is the place schools send you to to get intern experience before you find real work. If you have to settle for them, you're looking at less than average pay in that field (practically minimum wage to start in some places)
 

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