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Usually when we see foreign horror movies in the US we only get to see the best ones. For example, Let The Right One In is a borderline masterpiece and Japanese horror like the original Ring and Grudge are exemplary examples of atmospheric horror done right. But we never get to see the schlock these countries put out. The entertaining garbage that these countries produce never make their way over to us or are impossible to find out about. So, I'm making this thread to not only celebrate foreign cinema at it's worst, but to build a list of these movies so everyone can enjoy.
My only example of this is the movie Sadaka vs Kayako aka The Ring vs The Grudge. It is the Japanese equivalent of Freddy vs Jason and is so bad it's good.
The non spoiler plot is that some girls get cursed by the ring tape and another girl gets cursed by the grudge house and some exorcists tells them the only way to fix the curse is to have the ghosts kill each other. One character also talks about memes.
Being a fan of terrible horror movies, I would love to see more films like this. Just the bottom of the barrel garbage that different countries turn out and rarely make it over to the States or English speaking countries in general.
Anyone else have any or have seen any films like this?
My only example of this is the movie Sadaka vs Kayako aka The Ring vs The Grudge. It is the Japanese equivalent of Freddy vs Jason and is so bad it's good.
The non spoiler plot is that some girls get cursed by the ring tape and another girl gets cursed by the grudge house and some exorcists tells them the only way to fix the curse is to have the ghosts kill each other. One character also talks about memes.
The plot is basically two college girls stumble upon Sadako's cursed video tape and one of them watches it. They bring it to their professor who happens to be obsessed with urban legends and memes:
The professor explains what Sadako is and watches the tape because he's obsessed with it.
Meanwhile, another girl moves into a neighborhood that happens to have the grudge house. Meanwhile some local boys go into the grudge house and get rekt by the ghosts.
The professor calls up some priest do perform an exorcism and the guy writing the subtitles was having a laugh:
Sadako kills everyone except for the two main girls. The priestess gets possessed and kills the professor by headbutting him which does this:
They go get another exorcist which is just some dude and a blind little girl as his sidekick. The new exorcists decide the only way to get rid of the curse is to make Sadako fight Kayako. They go to investigate the grudge house and the main exorcist dude throws a rock at Toshido (the little ghost boy) and it's pretty much the best part of the movie:
The girl who watched the tape the first time uploads the video to the internet to make it a meme. Then the girl who watched the cursed tape the first time tries to kill herself and Sadako kills her before she has the chance. The exorcist decides the only way to stop everyone in the world from dying is to make the ghosts kill each other.
So the other girl who moved next to the grudge house decides to sneak into it to investigate and her mom and dad follow her and subsequently die. The exorcist saves her at the last minute and he tells her the only way to break the curse is for a good 'ol ghost death match. She needs to watch the video so Sadako will want her in addition to Kayako, so they'll fight over her. This is true for the other girl as well except she just needs to go into the house. They both do this and the plan fails because Sadako and Kayako are equally evil or something. The movie never explains it. THis does lead to another great line:
So the exorcist's new plan is to have one of the girls sacrifice themselves by getting possessed by both ghosts ans sealing herself in a well. This fails and the Sadako and Kayako just combine together to make a stronger ghost. Then the credits roll.
The professor explains what Sadako is and watches the tape because he's obsessed with it.
Meanwhile, another girl moves into a neighborhood that happens to have the grudge house. Meanwhile some local boys go into the grudge house and get rekt by the ghosts.
The professor calls up some priest do perform an exorcism and the guy writing the subtitles was having a laugh:
Sadako kills everyone except for the two main girls. The priestess gets possessed and kills the professor by headbutting him which does this:
They go get another exorcist which is just some dude and a blind little girl as his sidekick. The new exorcists decide the only way to get rid of the curse is to make Sadako fight Kayako. They go to investigate the grudge house and the main exorcist dude throws a rock at Toshido (the little ghost boy) and it's pretty much the best part of the movie:
The girl who watched the tape the first time uploads the video to the internet to make it a meme. Then the girl who watched the cursed tape the first time tries to kill herself and Sadako kills her before she has the chance. The exorcist decides the only way to stop everyone in the world from dying is to make the ghosts kill each other.
So the other girl who moved next to the grudge house decides to sneak into it to investigate and her mom and dad follow her and subsequently die. The exorcist saves her at the last minute and he tells her the only way to break the curse is for a good 'ol ghost death match. She needs to watch the video so Sadako will want her in addition to Kayako, so they'll fight over her. This is true for the other girl as well except she just needs to go into the house. They both do this and the plan fails because Sadako and Kayako are equally evil or something. The movie never explains it. THis does lead to another great line:
So the exorcist's new plan is to have one of the girls sacrifice themselves by getting possessed by both ghosts ans sealing herself in a well. This fails and the Sadako and Kayako just combine together to make a stronger ghost. Then the credits roll.
Being a fan of terrible horror movies, I would love to see more films like this. Just the bottom of the barrel garbage that different countries turn out and rarely make it over to the States or English speaking countries in general.
Anyone else have any or have seen any films like this?
