Bad Lifetime Channel Movies -

[sparklemilhouse]

Everybody on fb this morning was saying how bad the Lifetime Allyah biopic was last night. Lifetime also produced a biopic about Saved By The Bell this summer that blew up the internet.

My favorites are the ones from the mid 1990s about stalkers. My ultimate favorite is one where Gary Cole from Office Space plays a creepy teacher that lures Nicole Tom from The Nanny into losing her virginity to him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_My_Daughter's_Honor

 

[CatParty]

No such thing as a bad lifetime movie lol

But anyway, I am a huge fan of Meredith Baxter's Lifetime work.

 

[Oglooger]

Cyber Seduction and Cyber Bully are great Synch tube classics

 

[Ariel]

I have a big thing for the Christmas ones. I can't even name any of them, but if there is one on I will watch.

 

[CatParty]

Actually I just recently watched Painful Secrets with Sean Young. Definitely worth checking out. Completely hilarious.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0231441/?mode=desktop&ref_=m_ft_dsk

 

[Oglooger]

We need to have a Life-time movie extravaganza on Synchtube some day.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

OH my other favorite one is Obsessed which came out years before the the Beyonce movie. Dharma from Dharma & Greg stalked this doctor and his family and hallucinated having this friend that she talked to. I think she was also still living at home in her mid 30s because her mom was cray cray and wouldn't let her leave.

 

[tehpope]

Found this obscure film on Cinemageddon some months back called The Saber. Its basically a christian scare film on Porn, but its under an hour. All the kids are supposed to be in high school, but they all look like they're 12.

 

[Oglooger]

Found this obscure film on Cinemageddon some months back called The Saber. Its basically a christian scare film on Porn, but its under an hour. All the kids are supposed to be in high school, but they all look like they're 12.

so they're freshmen?

 

[tehpope]

I guess.

 

[spaps]

At least A Talking Cat!?! had the decency to move the cat's mouth, regardless of how lazily it was done.

 

[tehpope]

I love Aubrey Plaza, but goddamn this looks horrible.

 

[Descent]

If you guys haven't seen the magic that is "Baby Snatcher", you must.

 

[Ariel]

mmmmmmmm

 

[TrippinKahlua]

One day the cable company in the Bahamas took off the Game Show Network and replaced it with the Lifetime Movie Network.

It was like, seriously? Lifetime movie network?

 

[MysticMisty]

Found this obscure film on Cinemageddon some months back called The Saber. Its basically a christian scare film on Porn, but its under an hour. All the kids are supposed to be in high school, but they all look like they're 12.

I remember on one of the older forum incarnations somebody brought up a Lifetime movie about a high school boy who becomes obsessed with internet porn. I have no idea if it's the same one though.

 

[klystron]

I call Lifetime the Battered Women Network. Every movie I ever saw on that channel was about some evil abusive JERK male.

 

[littlebiscuits]

I love bad lifetime movies. I regularly host viewing parties. My personal favorites are as follows:

http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/fab-five - a classic case of lifetime network trying to pass of actresses in their late twenties are teenagers.
http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/social-nightmare - a movie that has no idea what cyberbullying is, or how the internet even works.
http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/death-clique - BASED ON A TRUE STORY.....that never happened....


And possibly my favorite : http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/the-choking-game ! A movie about a "devastating teen trend" - that doesn't exist.

 

[darkhorse816]

I love "The Fab Five." It's this movie about these bitchy cheerleaders who rule this school. It's hilarious.

 

[cypocraphy]

I remember this one from like '94 or '95 called "The Paperboy" about this well...paperboy that was stalking this woman and her family.