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This bitch is honestly pretending that she would last 5 minutes at Pride and that the ONLY reason they didn't go is Becky? Fucking hell. I was so hoping those geese would rush her and knock her over. These nasty things just shoved a fake septum ring up bolth their noses without even wiping it off. She's in LOVE with the way she looks with a septum piercing. Ugh.
 

Oh Hamburgers

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"Becky and I are gonna go sit over here *gasp* enjoy the sun *gasp* and the water *gasp*"

"Wooo!" As she sits down. That walk from the car to the couch must have been unbearable for her.

*heavy breathing intensifies

So she's blaming Becky on the fact that she doesn't want to endure walking around Pride. Aside from saying she had blisters from wearin the wrong shoes (doesn't she always wear the same flats anyway?) she says, "But let's just hope Becky feels better." So she's putting this all on Becky.
I'm sure Becky, with her stockholm syndrome is cool with Amber throwing her under the bus.

Goddamn, I can't stand that thing she does with her lips when she looks in the camera. Bitch thinks she's so hot, I can't even comprehend how she got to be so vain.
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"So I just did something kinda cool, I know a lot of people are gonna be like 'this is so dumb'".
"I just ordered something from some place I've never tried before..." Surprising, but yes, dumb. Not cool. Let me guess, you're scared to try it.

"Today's been a little more relaxing than the last few days..." Wow, this gorl is really used to doing the bare minimum.

Fried oreos. Just what these two need. Christ.
 

FitBitch

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Wasn't Becky excited to go to pride like a month ago? How was she"not comfortable" being there but she'll run around in public wearing a raging lesbian ball cap. Blaming Becky for not going to pride is low. When is this doormat dyke going to call Amber out on her shit?

Not that AL isn't telling us we didn't know two weeks ago. If they'd gone to pride she'd have put it on snapchat for us to see. But no, they don't have Wal-Mart scooters at pride so there was never any way the hambeast was going to attend. Maybe next year when she has her own power chair she'll attend the big gay party.
 

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She films some then takes a break and starts filming again and says I'm in the same spot as before. She probably never got up the entire time. She's super excited about Uber eats... when she gets her own place she better make sure Uber eats runs there. Lucky for her Cheesecake Factory does have take out.
 
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