Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Oh yeah, those are awful. Your tits basically never stop growing. They were only legal for a few years. Chelsea Charms, world record holder for largest breasts, has them. I've heard rumor of people getting them after the FDA ban, as well.

When they get older and still shoot porn will people say that this octogenarian erotica creates unreasonable expectations of grandma bodies?
 

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I’m going to have to look up string implant. I thought I heard it all!

Dolly Parton hasn’t regretted her breasts although they are not as big as some of these women. She’s 70 now. Probably had ribs removed too. She must have custom undergarments made, and probably has cadaver skin helping to hold them up, because as far as I know, she never had an implant taken out. I figured she’d get them removed once she was famous and had millions, maybe go with fakes, , but nope.

I was surprised that Bancroft woman was quite intelligent. She did it after a divorce. She wasn’t exactly a beauty before, but she could have had tweaks that made her pretty. But she deliberately went the character route. The divorce set something off, and she’s definitely into fetish territory. She can’t look at that mouth and think that’s attractive, not with her intelligence.

A lot of women do plastic surgery, but most are just trying to look a bit less wrinkled and more youthful. That can be done with fillers and lasers and you’d never know. Then there are these woman who go crazy overboard, and want their boobs monstrous, butts like basketballs and lips like anal prolapses. It has to be uncomfortable. Plus, people stare and not in a good way...it has to be a fetish or something because most people think it’s awful It has to be more than a plastic surgery addiction.
 

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I’m going to have to look up string implant. I thought I heard it all!

Dolly Parton hasn’t regretted her breasts although they are not as big as some of these women. She’s 70 now. Probably had ribs removed too. She must have custom undergarments made, and probably has cadaver skin helping to hold them up, because as far as I know, she never had an implant taken out. I figured she’d get them removed once she was famous and had millions, maybe go with fakes, , but nope.
There is an early episode of Botched that talks about the string implants.

I do know Dolly has custom clothes made.
She is an institution here in east TN (even got a special state license plate) and what she has done for employment, tourism, the economy and childhood literacy here is irreplaceable.

You think she's had ribs removed?

I've always wondered why she had so much done.
I wasn't born here so I can talk about her in this way. :lit:
 

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There is an early episode of Botched that talks about the string implants.

I do know Dolly has custom clothes made.
She is an institution here in east TN (even got a special state license plate) and what she has done for employment, tourism, the economy and childhood literacy here is irreplaceable.

You think she's had ribs removed?

I've always wondered why she had so much done.
I wasn't born here so I can talk about her in this way. :lit:
She’s said before that she grew up dirt poor and when she went into town she’d see a blond lady who was made up and probably looked like a hooker, but she thought she was so glamorous that she wanted that look. Dolly is such a good hearted person that we forgive that. She’s the furthest thing from a narcissist. She’s beloved because she uses her “assets” for good and she has bona Fide talent. Dolly is one of the good ones which is why she gets no shit about her choices physically.
 

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When she fuck me good, I take her ass to Dorsia.
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She’s said before that she grew up dirt poor and when she went into town she’d see a blond lady who was made up and probably looked like a hooker, but she thought she was so glamorous that she wanted that look. Dolly is such a good hearted person that we forgive that. She’s the furthest thing from a narcissist. She’s beloved because she uses her “assets” for good and she has bona Fide talent. Dolly is one of the good ones which is why she gets no shit about her choices physically.

I didn't know that story so thanks.

She has done so much here it is absolutely irreplaceable.
 
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