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Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgeryall the pics

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017.

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  1. Justin Jedlica makes me sad. He's out there prostituting himself out to wealthy older men just to feed his surgery addiction, it's no different than the other unfortunate souls who hoe themselves out for heroin and crack. He can't be in any sort of loving and committed relationship because he can only be involved with sugar daddies.

    His pec implants look bad too
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  2. Wasn't he plugging a line of implants he was "designing", or something like that?
     
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  3. I always think of Sylvester Stallone's mom Jackie whenever someone mentions bad plastic surgery.
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    What makes it even better is that she offers a service where she will literally examine a photograph of your ass to tell you your fortune.
    I wish I was kidding.
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  4. TBF she was 92 in those top photos, she's 95 now.
     
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  5. Her sperging over Regretsy making fun of her butt readings was pretty amusing.
     
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  6. She looks like Carrot Top in that last photo. In the first two, she just looks like she skinned an old woman and pinned her face over her own.
     
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  7. This is why Astrology gets a bad name, scam artists will take advantage of everything.


    Her son is not too far behind. The first thing they tell you about plastic surgery is that men should never get a dramatic brow lift, but they never listen.
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    He's not alone, though.
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  8. THAT'S what causes that look? You've solved a great mystery for me. Poor men. I'm all for science and augmenting but they truly looked better before.
     
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  9. I think Barry Manilow is the only one who can get away with it.
     
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  10. I know he actually sculpted/designed the crap for some of his own implants. wouldnt surprise me if he shared his implants with other folk too lazy to work out to get the body they want.
     
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  11. On Botched, he designed an implant for a dude who legit had a pec that...caved in? And then the dude took Justin to the gym to help him get real pecs and it lasted like one minute.

    EDIT: Fixed a word
     
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  12. I wish women would figure out small titties are perfectly fine, just tone up your stomach and legs a bit and you look fine. If they're big and real, awesome.
     
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    #172 Morose_Obesity, Jul 18, 2017
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  13. brucejennergoldmedal.jpg cait-crying2.jpg
    Bruce Jenner was a handsome man when he was younger. Caitlyn looks like a zombie.
     
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  14. everyone on that show that's got accidental deformity makes me have feelings.

    every narcissist piece of shit on that show looks awful. I usually fast forward through the 'freak show moment' segments. I do like watching the surgery footage. they're good in the arena.
     
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  15. [​IMG]

    ..And y'all thought Sarah Jessica Parker was the queen of horse faces.
     
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    Both are men...
     
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  17. Master has given Dobby a cock.

    Not just lips, but with an excess of all fillers, it tends to make their faces weirdly swollen and water balloon like, heavier, with cheeks that look meaty instead of youthfully plump. There's a photographer who did a series of portraits of plastic surgery addicts, and they all look like members of the same, incestuous, balloon-faced tribe. There's high res pics here. Looks like there's no coming back from that. Faces that don't thin out with age look uncanny.

    They are all shades of Buffalo Bill. A few of them should have been cast as Pennywise in IT, to make it really scary.

    Sex change OK, but he really should have left that nose alone. Nothing wrong with a long, straight nose.
     
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  18. And he started fucking with his face in the 1980s, 30 years before Caitlyn Jenner happened. He was still young and fit, so I always wondered if that was some sort of downlow step towards a transition.
     
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  19. Quote:
    In 50 or 100 years time, I think humanity won t look like it does today because of technology. We will be able to redefine what it means to look human and I think these people are the vanguard of that type of evolution'

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  20. It has to be that as an artiste he has to be good at bullshitting and give it a positive spin, or he wouldn't get participants for his freak show. He can't possibly be serious about the technology part looking at these people. Technology will be when one day nanobots are crawling under your skin and repairing the damage aging does with your own tissue, not carving people up, stuffing them full of industrial waste material and poison, and hope they don't fall apart before they pay for the surgery.
     
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    #180 bitchtitsdontcount, Jul 18, 2017
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