I love this, too, but unfortunately it's just a parody excerpt based off the actual book. The "dick attack" is a real quote, though.Literally the funniest thing I have ever fucking read. This is from an actual published book.
"He entered her like a lottery."
"Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s."
"As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm."
"Her body was like a beautiful flower and someone was pushing their dick inside it."
"She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge."
"In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs."