I think we need a side by side of Cassie vs. Baked's tits. I feel like there's close competition. Baked might be winning. Working right now, but will work on that later today unless someone else wants to do it.
paging @randomfarmer come give your hot takeI submit my analysis for kiwi review.
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Please note bra sizes are measured by the band wrapped around the rib cage and then basically the length of the tit from the body. Baked is definitely in an overflowing A to small B cupper situation (as evidenced via the tit overhand displayed below). Cassie is a small A.
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How can one fellow Aussie be so based?Burgers mad because you're calling their Americana Steak a flip flop.
They look like dirty rags from my grandma's basement. Fucking gross.
Yeah, I can agree with that even though I don't fancy White women. Proof is in the pudding though, what kind of person hangs around in these circles? She's just gonna dump him when it's convenient and latch onto another Z-list eceleb faggot, the cycle will repeat till her looks fade.
Look at BA's hooves, they are about as pathetic as the gunt's.
Cassandra Nizon Schindler
Not Jewish, very unlikely, some people's Jewdars are off.I think Schindler is just a German name. Oskar Schindler was a German gentile. I think the whole perception of Schindler being jewish is from Schindler's List being the most well known jewish/holocaust movie.
Imagine being Baked and starting out as this Chad looking guy but then turning into a fat fuck with ever-growing bitch tits and having bigger tits than the bitch you paid $3,500 to fuck.I submit my analysis for kiwi review.
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Please note bra sizes are measured by the band wrapped around the rib cage and then basically the length of the tit from the body. Baked is definitely in an overflowing A to small B cupper situation (as evidenced via the tit overhang displayed below). Cassie is a small A.
Further details: in the top left image, Cassie is wearing a bra, which actually over exaggerates her breast size via the cup molding. The lower right image is more natural. Meanwhile yoba reminding me of my lesbian neighbor with the tits n nips out and the butch necklace.
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Baked Alaska gets kicked from Ice Cream store, #109. Callers or just Baked being a public nuisance, HELLO DA and the prosecution
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McDonalds slop and no exercise makes you put on weight?!? What the shit?!?;?Imagine being Baked and starting out as this Chad looking guy but then turning into a fat fuck with ever-growing bitch tits and having bigger tits than the bitch you paid $3,500 to fuck.
Baked shook by the PPP BIG DAWGBaked sounds rattled.
The feds couldn't filter out the negative donos on the drivers livestream.
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But there is a chance her mom is Jewish......Not Jewish, very unlikely, some people's Jewdars are off.
Schindler and Schneider are German surnames, could be Jewish, but not Goldberg Cohen levels of chances (=~ 100%).
Her middle name Nizon is very French, so she's probably a French and German mix.
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The chance isn't 0%, but I'm gonna say it's very low.
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Jew or not who cares, thanks to @gowilla hand, substantiating to my statement that BA's tits are larger.
Baked Alaska interview with milo
also lol at the state of cassandra and baked
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and she is moving back to LA
Trying what maybe like 2 years ago and were successful...National File put out a fluff piece (archive) on the Baked Alaska and Milo interview. The article assumes that Baked is totally not an FBI informant.
Baked Alaska Says FBI Is Trying To Force Him To Become An Informant With Threats Of Federal Prison Time Over 1/6
Revelation reinforces reporting by Revolver News on FBI's reliance on informants and co-conspirators to make case against 1/6 Trump supporters
by Gabriel Keane
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Livestreamer Anthime “Baked Alaska” Gionet revealed during an interview with Milo Yiannopoulos on Monday that federal agents have attempted to force him to cooperate with their persecution of Jan. 6 defendants by leveraging the threat of an “obstruction of Congress” felony charge over his head.
“I walked through an open door [at the Capitol], and that’s crazy because they’re trying to charge me with trespassing and disorderly conduct,” Gionet said. “And now, the feds are threatening to slap me with a felony if I don’t cooperate with them, and I’m not even sure what that really means.”
“So just so that I understand this clearly, and people understand at home, they’re saying that if you don’t cooperate with the investigation, meaning you don’t become an informant, meaning you don’t give the names of the people that you were with, meaning you don’t assist them in jailing other Trump supporters, that they’re going to add charges if you don’t cooperate?” Yiannopoulos queried.
Gionet nodded. “That’s right, a felony,” he said, adding that the FBI had communicated their demands for him to “cooperate” to his attorney.
The popular livestreamer went on to describe the conditions in the solitary confinement cell he was placed in earlier this year as “like hell,” with no room to walk and roaches infesting the cell. Gionet noted that his treatment was similar to that of international terrorists, despite having not committed any terroristic acts. A judge has also revoked his Second Amendment rights to own a firearm, and he has been placed on a “high security’ airport watchlist.
Reporting by Revolver News on unindicted co-conspirators and FBI informants composing a key part of the ongoing federal investigation were hastily “debunked” by corporate media and Twitter moderators, but the shoddy debunking quickly fell apart under its own inefficacy.
Baked admits he will eat a troon's asshole (from his vine days)
Baked admitted to the viri virtutes money laundering
I'm pretty sure he got all the viri virtutes stuff from here like he usually does. People were already speculating about it being a tax shelter or money laundering before he ever said anything about it.I have to take my hat off to the Big Dawg. PPP's schizo theory was right and my pilpul was wrong.