Orbiter Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump

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Derp Potato

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Jfc first thing I see when I wake up is Jim streaming this shitshow of a stream and I really don't want to watch it.

But I did for a minutes.

I regretted it the moment this old thot started talking. Gonna assume she'll get a thread of her own soon enough.

BA done fucked up real good when he moved to Beverly Hills.
 

Derp Potato

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She is so terrible at hiding her sociopathy. Yes, we can tell you value the importance of getting a smoothie as the same priority as reporting sex slavery.

I'd personally value a smoothie about the sex slavery because I'll at least get something out of the smoothie.
 

RisingPhoenix

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She says that her camera crew quit because they can't handle her 12-hour workdays.

Is this her job? Because that stream was shit. How can she support rent, a smartphone plan, and a drug addiction with streams as bad as these?

We're talking about a 45+ woman who thought Ice Poseidon owned the Text to Speech function and thought he controlled who got to use it. Then repeatedly gave her mobile number on stream and was shocked when thristy randos started calling.

She does seem to have some level of money to her name as her FB suggests she's indeed in some rich circles. It sounds like mummy and daddy basically foot her bills. She's also incredibly snotty to the police as she thinks that because she supposedly pays a lot for Beverly Hills Police that means she gets special treatment elsewhere in the US too.
 

AutismSpeaksLoudly

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She looks like Caitlyn Jenner.
Come on, we all know who her TRUE lookalike is
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So since this thread got featured, I guess I'll try to sum up tonight's shit show:

Baked Alaska goes to IRL streamer Ice Poseidon's house. He is there with a group of LA fame whores, including Granny Corinne here.
Thots start girl fighting over nonsense. Ice puts handcuffs on Corinne as a "prank."
Corinne chimps the fuck out, stands outside of Ice's house calling him a major drug user, and starts live streaming calling for viewers to SWAT Ice.
After being confronted by Ice's friends, Corinne leaves but then comes back to call the police. She calls 5 times.
When the police show-up, Corinne demands that they go after Ice and his friends for assault and the theft of her iPad. While the assault is iffy, video later surfaces of the boys deciding not to return the iPad, with Baked declaring that they should sell it on ebay.
When the police question Ice, he tries to show them video of the event. However, after asking for viewers to send him clips/timestamps, he can only show videos of Corinne chimping out.
Outside, Corinne acts like a spoiled idiot. The police wish for death, but eventually leave after declaring that everyone acted badly, but it's hard to say if there will be follow up action.
Mister Metokur, who has been watching, makes a live stream, summing all of this up to this point.
Corinne goes back to her hotel and makes a live stream. She claims that in the morning that she will be getting the FBI involved, because streaming goes across state lines, and also that hacking is a Class 1 felony. On the whole, she comes off as very dumb and vile. She also potentially slanders everyone else at the house, including calling the other woman (Cassandra) an escort paid by Ice to be there.

TAKEAWAYS:
Baked Alaska is hanging out with some incredibly exceptional people.
Ice Poseidon may be the candyman that was alluded to in the BA/Andy Warski sperg out.
Ice Poseidon and Baked Alaska could possibly be in legal trouble for theft.
Nuke LA.
 
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DuckSucker

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What other fucking drugs is this lady on? She's drunk but you dont get that fucking annoying just being drunk. She's gotta have been mixing cocktails with other (drug)cocktails.

What is going on? Is it a cult?
 

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

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Since everybody's been talking about how they haven't been able to stand watching any video with her in it, I'll break down what happened.

Corinne is invited (or invites herself) to collab-stream with other irrelevant idiots. Irrelevant idiots decide to handcuff her to the only other woman in the group. Cassandra (Poseidon's/Alaska's brunette squeeze, (sharing is caring) not 47 year old Corinne) starts shouting about Corinne having PTSD. Whether consent was given or not is still in debate, but what we do know is that the entire time she was cuffed she was yelling, screaming and threatening to get a lawyer involved, boasting that her lawyer was outside the apartment.

After she was uncuffed, she goes on a rant screaming about how abusive Iced Poseidon is to women, being offered a thousand dollars to screw one of his buddies, ect. Iced Poseidon then takes her to his bedroom to lecture her about what an awful person she is, to which she responds by spraying shaving cream at him.

They shoo her off & she leaves in a rage, leaving her iPad behind by accident. On her way out, Scruff Steve Jobs tries to smooth things out with her, just when Casandra comes out and Corinne tries to convince Casandra she's being used and abused by Ice Poseidon, which may in fact be true based on evidence we've seen (straight jacket, handcuffs, accusing Casandra of being manipulative, ect.) to which Casandra just responds with "I love you~" among other delayed responses evocative of someone being chemically lobotomized with narcotics.

Cassandra brings the iPad to the other idiots (instead of just giving it to Corinne) suggesting they should give it back, Poseidon takes it out of semi-not-tard's hands and Baked Alaska chimes "Sell it on Ebay!" to which Poseidon nods "Yeah, she's not getting it back."

Enter Corinne's livestream in which she's screaming about Casandra being offered a thousand dollars to have sex with someone else, being paid a thousand dollars to don the straight jacket (which is actually not totally untrue, Ice Poseidon can be heard telling off Casandra for blaming him for getting Corinne involved in the first place by boasting he got her eight hundred dollars that night). Shortly after, she's followed outside by two idiots, Iced Poseidon and Scruff Steve Jobs, who caught wind of her keeping up her livestream where she's threatening to call the cops & soliciting her viewers to S.W.A.T. them. During this period, she openly rattles off her own phone number and her phone starts exploding with calls, followed by her doxing Iced Poseidon's home address. When Poseidon and Scruff actually get up to her, they try to force her to leave public property (she's on a sidewalk) and call the cops on her instead. She insists she doesn't know what 'swatting' is & Scruff Steve Jobs tries to manhandle the phone out of her hands, which she threatens to report as assault, to which they stop and realize they fucked up.

Her lawyer pulls up in a car beside her and yells at her to get in the car. Once she gets in, the lawyer then tells her what swatting is and her response is "Oh... yeah, do that, S.W.A.T. them!"

She then starts answering her phone to random callers. It's here that she belts out the most flea brained thing ever said by mankind, "He is using Casandra as a sex slave 'cause he knows she's a hooker, and she was in a straight jacket, and she was getting demeaned and degraded and oh my gawd I wanna get a slurpee!"

It's around this time she starts talking up going to the hospital for her Indian burns, getting a lawyer to sue Poseidon, and filing a police report. It's here that it's revealed by a streamer that Poseidon is shitting on Casandra for being nice to her, which is semi-true. At this time, Poseidon is accusing Casandra of manipulating him, taking advantage of his good will, ect.

Having watched Poseidon's stream where it's revealed he still has possession of her Ipad and has no intent on giving it back, I can vouch that he's paranoid of other people, he accuses his audience of being white knights, stating that they have no idea how surrounded he is by people trying to take advantage of him.

At this point in time, Corinne has called the cops several times already and makes a stop back at the condo to retrieve her iPad. When she pulls up to the condo, one of the myriad of nobodies at Poseidon's disposal stands outside her car, with arms crossed, staring at her, totally unresponsive to any verbal stimuli as she livestreams herself calling the cops. The cops show up, she tells them they assaulted her, they handcuffed her, they stole her iPad, they're armed with knives and are in possession of narcotics.

Cops go to Poseidon's condo, Scruff Steve Jobs makes up excuses like "She's trying to springboard her way into e-fame, this guy over here is a big deal on Youtube, therefore nothing she says can be trusted, I warned him about her!" to which the cops go "Literally who?" & "Nobody cares." The nobodies then claim they have footage of her verbally consenting, but he doesn't have the timestamp handy and begs the livestream chat to give it to him. Someone gives him the timestamp that starts the video at a point where she's screaming bloody murder "It hurts!" followed by unintelligible shouting & arguing. The police are not impressed with the video footage of the distressed flailing shouting woman screaming about the agony she's in. Poseidon makes the excuse "Context matters!" before police leave to talk to airhead Corinne.

The police say that since she fought back on film that if she pressed charges for assault that she'd have to go to jail too. She is confused by this. They offer to press two separate charges, one for assault and one for theft, she is confused by their lingo and is constantly asking about police procedures like someone who's never been involved with the cops before. She then makes the claim that she donates lots of money to cops. The cops don't have evidence of an actual theft and she can't figure out the iPad finder on her phone.

Since she can't press charges without it backfiring, everything peters out and she calls an Uber to take her to the hospital, remarking that calling an ambulance is for losers.
 
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Dammit Mandrake!

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odius

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is this goy actually blind or was that just for e begging?
 

Dammit Mandrake!

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SHEEES BAAAACK and is fucking repetitive as ever.

edit: this fucking shit is hard to listen too.

edit: she called daddy Jim fake Jim carrey. Once again I feel blessed with truly humorous content.

edit: and Mexican Andy was cumming on couches... jesus it's going to take a fucking interplanetary exploration crew to find my sides now.

Could you please post a link?
 

Big Boy QQ

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So since this thread got featured, I guess I'll try to sum up tonight's shit show:

Baked Alaska goes to IRL streamer Ice Poseidon's house. He is there with a group of LA fame whores, including Granny Corinne here.
Thots start girl fighting over nonsense. Ice puts handcuffs on Corinne as a "prank."
Corinne chimps the fuck out, stands outside of Ice's house calling him a major drug user, and starts live streaming calling for viewers to SWAT Ice.
After being confronted by Ice's friends, Corinne leaves but then comes back to call the police. She calls 5 times.
When the police show-up, Corinne demands that they go after Ice and his friends for assault and the theft of her iPad. While the assault is iffy, video later surfaces of the boys deciding not to return the iPad, with Baked declaring that they should sell it on ebay.
When the police question Ice, he tries to show them video of the event. However, after asking for viewers to send him clips/timestamps, he can only show videos of Corinne chimping out.
Outside, Corinne acts like a spoiled idiot. The police wish for death, but eventually leave after declaring that everyone acted badly, but it's hard to say if there will be follow up action.
Mister Metokur, who has been watching, makes a live stream, summing all of this up to this point.
Corinne goes back to her hotel and makes a live stream. She claims that in the morning that she will be getting the FBI involved, because streaming goes across state lines, and also that hacking is a Class 1 felony. On the whole, she comes off as very dumb and vile. She also potentially slanders everyone else at the house, including calling the other woman (Cassandra) an escort paid by Ice to be there.

TAKEAWAYS:
Baked Alaska is hanging out with some incredibly exceptional people.
Ice Poseidon may be the candyman that was alluded to in the BA/Andy Warski sperg out.
Ice Poseidon and Baked Alaska could possibly be in legal trouble for theft.
Nuke LA.
Thanks for summing it all up. This shit is crazy