Surgery Balls to the Wall - Predictions of the Great Neutering of 2016 -

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.

What is the fate of ADF's balls?

  • Nipped!

    Votes: 13 4.3%
  • Intact -- he'll blame the Kiwi Farms for sabotaging the operation.

    Votes: 110 36.3%
  • Intact -- he'll blame the Doctor for sabotaging the operation.

    Votes: 18 5.9%
  • Intact -- he lied about the entire thing

    Votes: 151 49.8%
  • Intact -- other

    Votes: 11 3.6%

  • Total voters
    303

sugoi-chan

chewing on a stick of cum
True & Honest Fan
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No surgery, but he'll show up after a day or two of silence and complain about how much pain he's in but how good he feels about having gotten the Mini Spuds removed. He's going to farm for asspats by claiming that he struck a definitive blow for translatinxes everywhere. He may even brag about escaping Kiwi Agents for the duration of the snippining.

That'll carry on for a few months until the Kiwilluminati finds evidence, somehow, of him still being ball-ified, triggering a spergdown.
 

Meatman

this website fucking sucks. fuck this shit im out
kiwifarms.net
His balls are snipped off, but they grow large, grow limbs, eyes, mouths, noses and ears, resulting in them gaining sentience and trying to enact their revenge on ADF
This triggers ADF, which makes him post that his "masculinity still follows me everywhere :("
 

Admiral Piett

Transdiemensional Racist
kiwifarms.net
If he does get it done then good for Phil, he's sterilized himself so #gamergate doesn't have to.

But if Phil doesn't, then he'd find some way to blame MRA's and the patriarchy for his problems.
 

Super Collie

spuper colly :D
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
He's lied about the whole thing, but my money is on him concocting some story about how "I got to the clinic to have the procedure done buuuuut _________"

He'll come up with some believable-sounding BS excuse like "the doctor wasn't there because of [fake emergency]". I don't think he's going to legitimately blame "Kiwi operatives" on him not getting the surgery because I'd like to imagine that even to his asspatters that seems kind of... not believable.
 

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