One thing that I had thought of and had written (before backspacing) out before was that maybe the Rockies would sign him if he was willing to go there. There's no better place to try to pad your home run stats than Colorado. The team sucks and will probably suck harder if/when they trade Trevor Story for assets and could use some reason for fans to have some kind of interest in watching. Currently they have C.J Cron playing first base (and hitting well) but if he's still playing decently well I'm sure he'd be shipping off by the end of July to some playoff bound team looking for some depth. But even with that Pujols is best suited to stay in the AL anyway and I don't see many viable options out of the 14 non-Angels teams where he fits.I can see him signing with some dogshit team just to get his dingers, especially if the Angels end up paying most of his salary. You're right, though, nobody's probably going to want him.


