BATH AND BODY WORKS HAUL& SHOW RECOMMENDATION - look at my band-aid and I don't like wet burritos

[dingobaby]

“This is Greg” and points to the cheap fake llama plant. Yeah I remember when I was in middle school it was so quirky to name everything Greg and bob too! Super funny amberlynn!

Edit: I notice she really likes everything marble now for some reason.

To my knowledge "Greg" is Becky in her lesbionic fanfic in the honeymoon period. Thus the "hurr hurr super witty inside joke" expression

Funny that Greg the alpaca has a long, elegant neck as opposed to BecksNo-neckster

 

[soft kitty]

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I bet Amber keeps the blinds closed because now she's in a more densely populated area and doesn't want people looking in through her windows.

Is she really that popular? Lol, I wonder what her finances look like.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Oh god. Is she going to act like a frat boy and put her empty alcohol bottles on display?

Likes a “dry” burrito...orders Queso sauce. Okay. (No, but seriously, what is a dry burrito?)

 

[El Rodrigo]

Not seen: The 12 sticks of butter she most likely ate before she even turned on the camera.

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

Where the fuck does she get the money to buy all this garbage?

Amber has made at least a couple hundred grand over the past few years. She's got shit to spend. How long she can maintain living this reckless style is another question.

 

[soft kitty]

Amber has made at least a couple hundred grand over the past few years. She's got shit to spend. How long she can maintain living this reckless style is another question.

That is fucking insane.

 

[Att1cusF1nch]

It never ceases to amaze me how she puts on this fake, folksy-yet-trying-to-be-trendy drawl, yet is objectively a total monster inside and CERTAINLY out.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Gorrl is covered with sores. At the end of the video you can see they're all over her. Where is she getting all these from, is it a lack of hygiene?

There's also something really dark and depressing and cave like about the new apartment. Guess there aren't many windows or their position isn't towards the sunlight or something. The fag shanty now seems airy and bright by comparison.

absolutely agree with that...no wonder she is buying only fake Plants...everything else would die quickly without sunlight...i hope she knows, that she have to let in some sun once in a while for the cats ( they get Vitamin D by licking their sunbathed coats^^) ...otherwise they will need a Vitamin D Supplement o.o#

 

[Masta]

The way Becky carries her weight is unfortunate, because just by the mirror shot, she looks as big as amberlynn despite being 200 lbs less.

Gorrl is covered with sores. At the end of the video you can see they're all over her. Where is she getting all these from, is it a lack of hygiene?

There's also something really dark and depressing and cave like about the new apartment. Guess there aren't many windows or their position isn't towards the sunlight or something. The fag shanty now seems airy and bright by comparison.

The sores you are seeing now are from the blood thinners she was prescribed post surgery, and the pre-diabetic or diabetes, w/e she has, doesn't help either. (she always had slow healing wounds from months back)

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Don't worry about which camera you're using Amber - ain't no camera in the world can make up for shit content.

I must say, this was anything but riveting - a candle tour where she painstakingly gives us the name of the scent of each candle & then a quick shot of Becky hanging a print in the bathroom.

Most of the rest was fuckery with the camera & in case anybody missed it, did you know she's got a Band aid on? I counted her telling us 3 times before I almost dozed off.

My prediction for tomorrow - yes, she went over her WW points - way over. And yes, she gained weight.

 

[Mo Rutherford]

So she's spent, what, $2,000 in 4 or 5 days on absolutely nothing? Most other people would be 5150ed for such a lurid display of mania, but I guess it's just another day on the farm for our prized cow.

 

[MarvelousMess]

I just want to smack her.. Who the hell buys wine “because it matches their aesthetic?” And an incense holder? I mean really? Not enough smelly shit in the house they need to add incense on top of the plug ins, candles, and room sprays... smh

 

[iLoveDoe]

A shower is much cheaper than buying 21 fucking candles to hide the stench of sweaty folds

Bitch won't give up these candles shit until she sets the house on fire or one of the pets.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Becky took a can opener to school and named it “Roger”? Who does that? I feel like Becky almost has a greater connection to inanimate objects than people, especially recently

Roger Brown I know you read here and the can opener is not about you.

Somehow I just got a weird mental visual of Becky talking to Rodger

Gorrl is covered with sores. At the end of the video you can see they're all over her. Where is she getting all these from, is it a lack of hygiene?

There's also something really dark and depressing and cave like about the new apartment. Guess there aren't many windows or their position isn't towards the sunlight or something. The fag shanty now seems airy and bright by comparison.

They have big windows. It’s because they always have the blinds shut so it is like a dark cave.

 

[raspberry mocha]

They graduated from gay kindergarten into... Becky talking about a can opener she named. I anticipate more cowish behavior from Beckster now that she's trapped in Amberland alone.

 

[Foamless]

I didnt watch the whole video because why should i? But please tell me she didnt just spend her money to buy 21 candles in one haul i dont know about it but one candle could Have last a month right ? Unless someone lit one or two per day to hide the rancid smell coming from certain individual

 

[ricecake]

$211 on candles sitting next to Wommart "Pioneer Woman" knives.

 

[kebab4you]

Edit: I notice she really likes everything marble now for some reason.

It's the step up from being trailer trash, thinking you have good taste and what is marble if not good taste? Except most of it isn't real marble of course since that would both be expensive and very heavy.

 

[AmberAlert]

I didnt watch the whole video because why should i? But please tell me she didnt just spend her money to buy 21 candles in one haul i dont know about it but one candle could Have last a month right ? Unless someone lit one or two per day to hide the rancid smell coming from certain individual

She mentions in the video that each candle lasts 3 days. I guess she just lets them burn and burn until they're out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This bitch literally went and bought 21 candles
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Said they were on sale for $11 a pop ($24 normally?!), so $221 on smelly candles for her smelly candle hoard.

Edit: freakin ninja'd

Sorry, Hamber, those candles can't cover up the stench of rotting ass and cooch.