Batshit Political Spergs (Greg Halvorson and many more!) -

[JU 199]

EDIT: Right. It's been suggested to me by a few people this could be a better stampede thread. It's for all the unbalanced political spergs located on various corners of the web.

Attributes to look out for-

• Little sense of scale
• Massive exaggeration of problems
• Doom prophecies
• Highly concentrated Arrogance
• Racism

Enjoy! Bellow is an example post

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Conservative-Hammer/206783309358337?fref=ts
I've been watching a facebook page for a while now called 'The conservative Hammer'. As far as I can tell the page is legitimate. Whoever updates the page routinely indulges in over-the top rhetoric and comes across as a little 'unbalanced'

It's got 52,469 likes

Section of bio-

They've been going somewhat apoplectic the past few days. The gay marriage ruling is really making the admin froth at the mouth.

Also has an obsession with saying "KA-BOOOM"

Recent posts-

Beyond what the admin is saying (whether you agree or disagree) the salt is delicious and plentiful. I thought some kiwi's might be interested.

 

[Poop Merchant]

I'm usually indifferent to these kinds of dumb political Facebook pages, but this guy is saltier than a large fries from Wendy's.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Honestly, we should probably have a mega thread for conservative message boards in general in the wake of the gay marriage decision. Free Republic is pretty hilarious too.

Spoiler: big

 

[sonichuis44]

Agreed, the salt, schadenfreude and no true scotsman conservative make a delightful seasoning.

BOO MORE PEOPLE CAN DO MORE THINGS THIS IS BAD FOR FREEDOM BECAUSE REASONS

e.:

Honestly, we should probably have a mega thread for conservative message boards in general in the wake of the gay marriage decision. Free Republic is pretty hilarious too.

Spoiler: big

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These aren't showing up for me.

 

[Smelvin]

This guy feels like a ham-fisted satire of conservatives written by an obnoxious liberal.

Is there some word for an inverse Poe's Law where something is so ridiculous you don't believe it's true, and suspect it's satire?

 

[JU 199]

Right, I've found the admin. -Facebook lists his twitter account as @GHalv
https://twitter.com/ghalv

Example post

More from the facebook page

Agreed, the salt, schadenfreude and no true scotsman conservative make a delightful seasoning.

He's made about 4 years worth of these posts too. How can anyone be this salty for so long?

 

[Malt Liquor]

The salt is real.
Last Two days must be an hell for them

 

[Tranhuviya]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/the-conservative-hammer-2-png.34296/

It won't be a "southern cultural cleansing" in my eyes until somebody starts burning Mama Annie's down or something.

 

[JU 199]

Right guys, I need your opinion. I just stumbled upon the admins youtube

The facebook page has been running for 4 years along with his twitter. But I cant shake the feeling that this could be a

Judge for yourself. Again, I still think he's legit... I'm just not as sure anymore.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Agreed, the salt, schadenfreude and no true scotsman conservative make a delightful seasoning.

BOO MORE PEOPLE CAN DO MORE THINGS THIS IS BAD FOR FREEDOM BECAUSE REASONS

e.:

These aren't showing up for me.

They should work now. Board went down just as I uploaded them.

 

[JU 199]

More.

The second post the page had

 

[Zero]

I've seen dozens of accounts like this and worse, and they clog everyone's feed during election time. If you find this funny I'll probably look for the worse of them.

 

[JU 199]

I've seen dozens of accounts like this and worse, and they clog everyone's feed during election time. If you find this funny I'll probably look for the worse of them.

Maybe @Yellow Yam Scam is right and we should have a master thread or something. There's just so much to mine from this guy though. It's like a treasure trove of salt

 

[chimpburgers]

I've ran into these Facebook pages before and a lot of the loons like lurking there, just like with YouTube. Great find, @Ass Manager 3000 and I second the idea of having a thread like this for the most extreme of these message boards.

 

[JU 199]

I've also sent him a tweet. Lets see if he responds.

 

[chimpburgers]

I thought about this more and a great idea to me would be to turn this one into a stampede thread and call it something like Batshit Political Facebook Spergs so that way crazies from all ends of the political spectrum get coverage.

 

[JU 199]

I second the idea of having a thread like this for the most extreme of these message boards.

I thought about this more and a great idea to me would be to turn this one into a stampede thread and call it something like Batshit Political Facebook Spergs so that way crazies from all ends of the political spectrum get coverage.

I agree. I'm sure there's plenty of content made by the unbalanced political spergs of the internet. I'll change the title

More from Halvorson

 

[sonichuis44]

I agree. I'm sure there's plenty of content made by the unbalanced political spergs of the internet. I'll change the title

More from Halvorson

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Democracy is great UNLESS YOU DISAGREE WITH ME THEN BURN IN HELL HERETIC

 

[JU 199]

Democracy is great UNLESS YOU DISAGREE WITH ME THEN BURN IN HELL HERETIC

Pretty much

 

[sonichuis44]

Pretty much

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spoiler alert: it isnt