Battle of The Hair -

[CatParty]

since chris seems to be a bit bent out of shape (pun intended) over waterman's similar hairstyle, i figure, why not put it out there to the public. put it to a vote from the people who know chris better than he does.

VS.

 

[cypocraphy]

Waterman for sure! The ladies must love him.

 

[CWCissey]

What? No Quaker Oats guy?

 

[Male]

I give up, which one is chris again?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Waterhead reminds me of Jay Mewes.

 

[applecat]

Waterhead looks like he washed his within the last month, so he's the clear winner.

 

[Venusaur]

Waterman definitely has better hair, it's no wonder Chris is trying to look like him.

 

[CWCissey]

So how long until we get the 'WAAAAAH! I'M UGLY! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!' Facebook status?

Also, he'll likely dismiss Waterhead as a troll in the same post.

Hmmm, could we use a Chris vs Anna rate thread?

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Waterhead is actually somewhat attractive (then again, I like guys with long hair, disregarding OPL). Chrissy's hair always looks like a greasy mess.

 

[CWCissey]

Waterhead is actually somewhat attractive (then again, I like guys with long hair, disregarding OPL). Chrissy's hair always looks like a greasy mess.

Be fair, Chris' hair looked OK when it was short.

 

[José Mourinho]

Right, Chris's ugly as hell.

 

[CatParty]

Waterhead is actually somewhat attractive (then again, I like guys with long hair, disregarding OPL). Chrissy's hair always looks like a greasy mess.

Be fair, Chris' hair looked OK when it was short.

this is very true. the long hair has seemingly aged him looks wise

 

[Metal Sink]

Clearly, Waterman is a JERK who is stealing Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL hairstyle! COPYCAT TROLL!

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Waterhead is actually somewhat attractive (then again, I like guys with long hair, disregarding OPL). Chrissy's hair always looks like a greasy mess.

Be fair, Chris' hair looked OK when it was short.

Without those god-awful bangs he wore as a kid, sure. But I was talking more recently with his long locks.

 

[Zim]

Waterhead is just trying to impersonate Chris so he photoshoped the waivy locks upon his head. I can tell by the pixels.

 

[CWCissey]

Waterhead is actually somewhat attractive (then again, I like guys with long hair, disregarding OPL). Chrissy's hair always looks like a greasy mess.

Be fair, Chris' hair looked OK when it was short.

Without those god-awful bangs he wore as a kid, sure.

He wore bangs? When? Do you have a picture?

 

[R.A.E.L.]

He wore bangs? When? Do you have a picture?

Pick one. If those can even be called bangs. Whatever they are, they're an eyesore.

 

[CWCissey]

He wore bangs? When? Do you have a picture?

Pick one. If those can even be called bangs. Whatever they are, they're an eyesore.

Not particularly. I actually think that fringe suits him to be fair. It's about as close to fashionable as he'll ever get anyway.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

^Really? If you say so. I still think they're ghastly.

 

[applecat]

Yeah, no, his greasy high school fringe was fucking awful and did nothing for his face.

There were two times in Chris' life when he had semi-decent hair.

Early childhood:

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And early adulthood:

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