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That sounds like too many.
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Morethanabitfoolish
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American population is around 300 million. Does that help?
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Well, it's been confirmed we might be getting Batwing Luke soon.
Being gunned down just made him stronger.
Being gunned down just made him stronger.
New review is up.
TheAmbiguousLurker
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It's gonna be a year before EFAP gets to cover the beauty of episode 14
New reaction.
I'm barely at the 4 minute mark and it's almost unbearable jfc. I have no clue what's going to happen, but Batwoman needs a .50 cal to the forehead.
No matter how bulletproof that nylon jumpsuit supposedly is, that ought to shut her stupid fucking mouth.
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God. DAMN. This episode takes no fucking hostages. These writers are human garbage without the faintest connection to reality. Or their own fucking show, for that matter.
Ryan shittalks crows for doing a bad job, meanwhile Alice is still on the loose and now there's a line about giving up ones morals to support a white supremacist organization. What in the fuck is this cancer?
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TheAmbiguousLurker
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You're gonna need more guns, the next episode blows this one out of the water.
But...
How?!
This episode was Ryan being an insufferable cunt towards a crow and kinda sorta learning a valuable lesson (maybe not all crows are bastards) but for fuck's sake man.
The show just finds ever new ways to peddle a horrible message in more and more terrible ways.
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Remember, episode 14 is the one with the cannibal zombie horde the Crows aren't allowed to shoot at and Mary shaming Jacob for not just shrugging off his grief.
It seems JLongbone is close to just giving up on this trashfire. If and when that happens, the show will no longer have a reason to exist.
But until then, shit like what you just wrote will be a riot.
So is the “black people go to jail because they are black” episode after that or is it the same episode?
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Same episode. It ends with Luke getting shot for reaching for his phone.
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Police Brutality 101 - Covering Your Tracks:
"I rode up to the suspect, guy next to him said he was stealing the car, then he reached into his pocket and pulled out a gun you won't find on the scene or anywhere else, with a witness who could totally destroy my story that I just let go for some reason." The Crows even suck at being corrupt.
Mary and Ryan immediately agree to use their infinite supply of desert rose on Luke. Yes, they still have this and yes they're still keeping it for themselves and only their friends.
"Wait, you're telling me the girl called 'Enigma' is the daughter of the Riddler? What a twist!"
Yes, episode about corrupt authorities letting the real criminals get away for bullshit reasons, keep having Mary and Co let Alice away while sympathising with her and telling her how 'everybody deserves love'.
Accurate reflection of reality here: People are already up in arms and protesting for this shooting even though no information has come out yet except that a black guy pulled a gun out on a Crow and got shot.
Luke has near-death hallucination about Bruce and Lucius. Of course, Lucius just stands in the corner and says nothing because they couldn't afford a good Morgan Freeman impersonator.
Bruce: Luke, you've been shot. You're here... Because you need to make a choice.
Luke: Yes, I accept, I want out of the show; let me die!
Bruce: I'm sorry, man, it's not that choice.
Ryan fights Tavaroth, but he proves to be an Uber Chad and, despite her invincible armour and plot powers, headbutts her across the alley way where his fellow Chad runs her ass over. Even Ryan can't believe the power on display here!
The Crows fucking CG'd the body cam footage to show Luke pulling out a gun. Fucking hilarious.
Mary is pissed that she, a civilian, isn't allowed to go into the hospital room of a suspected criminal.
"They literally photoshoped a gun into Luke's hand on the bodycam footage." This line was said.
Ryan starts yelling at Sophie with the old "You were in the Crows and you just outed the people who were bad instead of just quitting! You are complicit in every corrupt or forged evidence you didn't know about!" argument.
Luke, you're in a comic book universe, how can you not understand having a freaky hallucination when near death?
"Where do you think we are right now?"
"In your office?"
Dude, you are literally staring at a white void outside the window; what the fuck is wrong with you?
"The Doctors have no idea how to fix you." Is this gonna be that One More Day bullshit where no one knows how to treat a gun shot wound?
Sophie gets pissy at Jacob for not knowing Tavaroth is corrupt? Like, are you assuming he helped forge the evidence or simply that Jacob not knowing that the video is fake is his own fault?
Oh wait, nevermind, Sophie admits that she is corrupt as she let 'suspicious air-tight' evidence put a rapist in prison because all other evidence they had were circumstantial despite that 'they all knew he did it'. At first, I thought this was her arguing that they shouldn't eb able to put someone away without solid evidence or falsifies evidence no matter how sure they are the person's guilty, but then she explains it like the example's just to say it's possible for there to be falsified evidence.
Also, why are her and Jacob making such a big deal about this, they just need to check the undoctored bodycam footage that Jacob has access too. It's not like she's asking him to violate a rule or something.
They hire Wolf Spider to break into the Hospital. So, again, more criminals they're letting run amok because of bias.
Jacob questions Tavaroth ("This Luke boy that I barely know doesn't seem like the type to commit crimes, so something's fishy here.") instead of looking at the body cam footage
Jacob lists off non-lethal methods Tavaroth should have used to subdue the murderous zombies non-lethally instead of killing them. No, fuck off show, when a horde of zombies that are 100% trying to tear into your body and pull out your guts and brains surround you, you are completely justified in using Lethal force instead of risking everybody's lives using non-lethal methods that have a margin for error, especially when zombies are involved. They already displayed little reaction to pain and such, why would tear gas or tasers take them down? A taser is useless when there's multiple bastards charging you.
Tavaroth actually brings up a good point to throw back in Jacob's face. Jacob firing at Batwoman, while satisfying, is a far more accurate example of extreme force. They had her surrounded, she wasn't actively threatening them and she was standing still, yet they opened fire.
Jacob then suspends Tavaroth and 'his cronies' (I'd really like to know how cronies are being identified here) on the grounds that 'Luke Fox doesn't seem like a criminal' and 'You defended yourself from a group of people trying to kill you'. Since, again, HE HASN'T LOOKED AT THE ONLY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE.
Tavaroth then knocks Jacob out... Okay, I legit need to know what the fuck this guy's gameplan is where assaulting the leader of the Crows at all ends well for him.
Ryan gets Tavaroth's body cam files and can't find Luke's footage because apparently the Crows can't even organise their data for shit.
Sophie see's via cams that Tavaroth and his buddies have kidnapped Jacob.
"You don't kidnap the Commander if you plan to let him live. They're gonna kill him!" ...What? Just- What?! Sophie, if they intended to kill him, they'd... You know... KILL HIM! Kidnapping implies that for, one reason or another, you want them alive.
So, instead of killing him in his office where you'd expect Jacob to do his shady shit, Tavaroth decides to drag Jacob down to the meeting room and inject a lethal dose of Snake Bite into Jacob.
"Your boys were trying to frame Luke Fox!"
"I... I didn't know it was this bad."
"Well you should!"
Why? Why should he? No, seriously, what should Jacob Kane have done differently to stop this from happening? He wasn't lazy, he wasn't letting people off the hook, he wasn't turning a blind eye. He just didn't know the evidence submitted was false. He didn't know that Tavaroth apparently had a guy who could CG 100% convincing body cam footage in under a few hours. Should he be treating every Crow like they're suspicious? Should he ignore existing evidence because even if there's no reason to think it's fake, it could be? Should he just take people's words on it? These shows want to make these big commentaries on this complex issues, but they never provide any suggestions outside of a vague 'Do Better'.
"I get wanting to do good, and I bend the rules too, but I have a code!"
There it is. Bold face admitting that being corrupt and having no oversight isn't a problem as long as you trust yourself to no abuse that power. Do you think Jacob doesn't think the same thing about himself? What are you doing to make sure Luke and Mary aren't doing anything corrupt or abusing their power? Weren't you earlier just going 'The evidence doesn't matter, Luke wouldn't be carrying a gun'? Would Jacob be right to do the same and throw out any evidence against Tavaroth because he didn't think Tavaroth was corrupt?
Ryan tells Jacob to burn down the Crows, that's the only solution she offers.
Jacob announces that Tavaroth and Co have been arrested for framing Luke Fox. WHen asked about evidence, Jacob says the evidence has been destroyed and he'll personally testify in court... No, seriously. Like, couldn't Tavaroth and his buddies just testify against him? If there's no evidence left, there's only witness testimony and he's outnumbered.
Jacob disbands the Crows. And the TV shuts off just as a woman asks "What does this mean for the security of this city?"
Ryan and Mary try to convince the audience that they totally care about Luke
Bruce tells Luke that he can't die yet, because "You got shot. And there's a whole mess of people out there who think you deserve it because you're black."
Damn it, Luke, stop acting. This show isn't worth it!
Luke choses to die... And still wakes up to Ryan's dumb face. That's both hilarious and fucking depressing.
And Jacob seemingly doesn't face any charges for using illegal substances.
And Alice is in his fucking car, of course. At least she's in the front seat for once.
Alice makes the jokes we've all made about Crow's security.
And after making a whole speech about holding himself accountable and not bei- HE DOESN'T ARREST ALICE. They team up to go get Kate back.
R.I.P Jacob, the dude's obviously just given up at this point and is just doing what the show tells him to do until it finally lets him die.
"I rode up to the suspect, guy next to him said he was stealing the car, then he reached into his pocket and pulled out a gun you won't find on the scene or anywhere else, with a witness who could totally destroy my story that I just let go for some reason." The Crows even suck at being corrupt.
Mary and Ryan immediately agree to use their infinite supply of desert rose on Luke. Yes, they still have this and yes they're still keeping it for themselves and only their friends.
"Wait, you're telling me the girl called 'Enigma' is the daughter of the Riddler? What a twist!"
Yes, episode about corrupt authorities letting the real criminals get away for bullshit reasons, keep having Mary and Co let Alice away while sympathising with her and telling her how 'everybody deserves love'.
Accurate reflection of reality here: People are already up in arms and protesting for this shooting even though no information has come out yet except that a black guy pulled a gun out on a Crow and got shot.
Luke has near-death hallucination about Bruce and Lucius. Of course, Lucius just stands in the corner and says nothing because they couldn't afford a good Morgan Freeman impersonator.
Bruce: Luke, you've been shot. You're here... Because you need to make a choice.
Luke: Yes, I accept, I want out of the show; let me die!
Bruce: I'm sorry, man, it's not that choice.
Ryan fights Tavaroth, but he proves to be an Uber Chad and, despite her invincible armour and plot powers, headbutts her across the alley way where his fellow Chad runs her ass over. Even Ryan can't believe the power on display here!
The Crows fucking CG'd the body cam footage to show Luke pulling out a gun. Fucking hilarious.
Mary is pissed that she, a civilian, isn't allowed to go into the hospital room of a suspected criminal.
"They literally photoshoped a gun into Luke's hand on the bodycam footage." This line was said.
Ryan starts yelling at Sophie with the old "You were in the Crows and you just outed the people who were bad instead of just quitting! You are complicit in every corrupt or forged evidence you didn't know about!" argument.
Luke, you're in a comic book universe, how can you not understand having a freaky hallucination when near death?
"Where do you think we are right now?"
"In your office?"
Dude, you are literally staring at a white void outside the window; what the fuck is wrong with you?
"The Doctors have no idea how to fix you." Is this gonna be that One More Day bullshit where no one knows how to treat a gun shot wound?
Sophie gets pissy at Jacob for not knowing Tavaroth is corrupt? Like, are you assuming he helped forge the evidence or simply that Jacob not knowing that the video is fake is his own fault?
Oh wait, nevermind, Sophie admits that she is corrupt as she let 'suspicious air-tight' evidence put a rapist in prison because all other evidence they had were circumstantial despite that 'they all knew he did it'. At first, I thought this was her arguing that they shouldn't eb able to put someone away without solid evidence or falsifies evidence no matter how sure they are the person's guilty, but then she explains it like the example's just to say it's possible for there to be falsified evidence.
Also, why are her and Jacob making such a big deal about this, they just need to check the undoctored bodycam footage that Jacob has access too. It's not like she's asking him to violate a rule or something.
They hire Wolf Spider to break into the Hospital. So, again, more criminals they're letting run amok because of bias.
Jacob questions Tavaroth ("This Luke boy that I barely know doesn't seem like the type to commit crimes, so something's fishy here.") instead of looking at the body cam footage
Jacob lists off non-lethal methods Tavaroth should have used to subdue the murderous zombies non-lethally instead of killing them. No, fuck off show, when a horde of zombies that are 100% trying to tear into your body and pull out your guts and brains surround you, you are completely justified in using Lethal force instead of risking everybody's lives using non-lethal methods that have a margin for error, especially when zombies are involved. They already displayed little reaction to pain and such, why would tear gas or tasers take them down? A taser is useless when there's multiple bastards charging you.
Tavaroth actually brings up a good point to throw back in Jacob's face. Jacob firing at Batwoman, while satisfying, is a far more accurate example of extreme force. They had her surrounded, she wasn't actively threatening them and she was standing still, yet they opened fire.
Jacob then suspends Tavaroth and 'his cronies' (I'd really like to know how cronies are being identified here) on the grounds that 'Luke Fox doesn't seem like a criminal' and 'You defended yourself from a group of people trying to kill you'. Since, again, HE HASN'T LOOKED AT THE ONLY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE.
Tavaroth then knocks Jacob out... Okay, I legit need to know what the fuck this guy's gameplan is where assaulting the leader of the Crows at all ends well for him.
Ryan gets Tavaroth's body cam files and can't find Luke's footage because apparently the Crows can't even organise their data for shit.
Sophie see's via cams that Tavaroth and his buddies have kidnapped Jacob.
"You don't kidnap the Commander if you plan to let him live. They're gonna kill him!" ...What? Just- What?! Sophie, if they intended to kill him, they'd... You know... KILL HIM! Kidnapping implies that for, one reason or another, you want them alive.
So, instead of killing him in his office where you'd expect Jacob to do his shady shit, Tavaroth decides to drag Jacob down to the meeting room and inject a lethal dose of Snake Bite into Jacob.
"Your boys were trying to frame Luke Fox!"
"I... I didn't know it was this bad."
"Well you should!"
Why? Why should he? No, seriously, what should Jacob Kane have done differently to stop this from happening? He wasn't lazy, he wasn't letting people off the hook, he wasn't turning a blind eye. He just didn't know the evidence submitted was false. He didn't know that Tavaroth apparently had a guy who could CG 100% convincing body cam footage in under a few hours. Should he be treating every Crow like they're suspicious? Should he ignore existing evidence because even if there's no reason to think it's fake, it could be? Should he just take people's words on it? These shows want to make these big commentaries on this complex issues, but they never provide any suggestions outside of a vague 'Do Better'.
"I get wanting to do good, and I bend the rules too, but I have a code!"
There it is. Bold face admitting that being corrupt and having no oversight isn't a problem as long as you trust yourself to no abuse that power. Do you think Jacob doesn't think the same thing about himself? What are you doing to make sure Luke and Mary aren't doing anything corrupt or abusing their power? Weren't you earlier just going 'The evidence doesn't matter, Luke wouldn't be carrying a gun'? Would Jacob be right to do the same and throw out any evidence against Tavaroth because he didn't think Tavaroth was corrupt?
Ryan tells Jacob to burn down the Crows, that's the only solution she offers.
Jacob announces that Tavaroth and Co have been arrested for framing Luke Fox. WHen asked about evidence, Jacob says the evidence has been destroyed and he'll personally testify in court... No, seriously. Like, couldn't Tavaroth and his buddies just testify against him? If there's no evidence left, there's only witness testimony and he's outnumbered.
Jacob disbands the Crows. And the TV shuts off just as a woman asks "What does this mean for the security of this city?"
Ryan and Mary try to convince the audience that they totally care about Luke
Bruce tells Luke that he can't die yet, because "You got shot. And there's a whole mess of people out there who think you deserve it because you're black."
Damn it, Luke, stop acting. This show isn't worth it!
Luke choses to die... And still wakes up to Ryan's dumb face. That's both hilarious and fucking depressing.
And Jacob seemingly doesn't face any charges for using illegal substances.
And Alice is in his fucking car, of course. At least she's in the front seat for once.
Alice makes the jokes we've all made about Crow's security.
And after making a whole speech about holding himself accountable and not bei- HE DOESN'T ARREST ALICE. They team up to go get Kate back.
R.I.P Jacob, the dude's obviously just given up at this point and is just doing what the show tells him to do until it finally lets him die.
This show is utter fucking garbage, my god. This is just someone’s vehicle to scream and rant about police and BLM and everything.
davids877
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Come on, there was no lesbian content in this episode. And the tranny content was somewhat limited. I give it only an 11 on the 1-10 woke scale.
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Huh, it looks semi-decent.
- Highlight
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Too bad it won’t be written semi-decent.
Huh, it looks semi-decent.
Watch Ryan get completely jealous when Luke actually catches criminals.
Huh, it looks semi-decent.
Nah, the media will make a big deal about there being a MALE Batman again even though he won’t be as good as Ryan and Ryan will bitch and complain about sexism and misogyny, and Luke will make some statement on TV about “Batwoman” being his superior or something to make her feel better, despite him literally being involved in all this way longer than she is, because we can’t have a man outperform a woman.
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