BBC's Dracula Reboot will be Bisexual; Van Helsing gets Gender-Swapped - When you make the Twilight vampires look butch and menacing, it's time to stop....

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I mean, vampires are already pretty gay to be honest.
"Oh no, sunshine!"
"Oh no, water blessed by a priest (in some cases just NORMAL WATER)"
"Oh no, garlic!"
And lets not even talk about that Twilight shit.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Full nudity or bust

Tbh Dracula is read as being bisexual or at least....anything that moves in the original novel.

But they shouldn't do these articles.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Honestly there isn't a way to do a straight (lol) adaptation of the source material without making a long, boring movie or tv series.

That being said isn't it "problematic" to cast a monster that can be at least partially interpreted as upper class decadence as a bisexual man? Woketards are goofy.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yes BBC, when I watch a movie about a monster, the important thing I want to know about them is their sexuality

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Yes BBC, when I watch a movie about a monster, the important thing I want to know about them is their sexuality

It's the most important thing next to their pronouns.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It's the most important thing next to their pronouns.

If BBC decided to make Dracula trans, I’d probably just watch it for hilarity’s sake. There would be lots of troon rage too, which would be great as well.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The best gender-swapped Dracula movie of all time was LifeForce:

Hell, it was even woke: it had a man on man kiss starring Captain Picard!

 

[Clop]

Moffat is just a pervert who wants to expand his fap library and pretend it's intelligent television. Fortunately for his female co-workers he's probably too much of a cuck to rape anyone. Probably.

Just remember: Moffat was too much of a SJW writer for fucking hbomberguy of all people.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I want a new The Fearless Vampire Hunters/ Dance Of The Vampires movie.

It even has a GAY vampire even tho it was made in 1967.

Why can't they make a remake for this?

 

[Lioness]

Up next: Wolfman has complex feelings about asexuality, but is demisexual enough to have sex with you if you develop a strong emotional connection first. Pennywise comes out about coulrosexuality. Swamp Thing just wants to cuddle.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Moffat is just a pervert who wants to expand his fap library and pretend it's intelligent television. Fortunately for his female co-workers he's probably too much of a cuck to rape anyone. Probably.

Just remember: Moffat was too much of a SJW writer for fucking hbomberguy of all people.

IIRC Hbomb actually whined about Moffat not making Doctor Who a girl in an attempt to keep conservative audience members? He's that fat curly haired guy right?

 

[Clop]

IIRC Hbomb actually whined about Moffat not making Doctor Who a girl in an attempt to keep conservative audience members? He's that fat curly haired guy right?

Unless bomb put on weight and changed his hair, no. He's been critical of Moffat being a shit writer in general because Moffat doesn't know how to write big stories.

 

[I should be working]

Goddammit.
When I read Dracula, Bisexual and genderswap, I was picturing a sexy gothic Vampire queen.
Sounds like it's just gonna be some dyke in leather.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Eh, if any of the old Universal movie monsters was going to be Bisexual, it'd be Drac.

I'm more upset that Moffat is involved. Or I would be if I had any interest in this series at all.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Goddammit.
When I read Dracula, Bisexual and genderswap, I was picturing a sexy gothic Vampire queen.
Sounds like it's just gonna be some dyke in leather.

No, Van Helsing's getting the genderswap. Dracula's just bi.

 

[I should be working]

No, Van Helsing's getting the genderswap. Dracula's just bi.

No shit, that's my point.
Van Helsing's just gonna be Generic leather clad Vampire hunter girl, because that's how far Moffat's imagination can stretch.
Edit: What I wanted to hear was that we were getting a sexy Morticia Addams as Dracula type deal.

 

[Marissa Moira]

This story is 122 years old and has been retold about 30 times now. It doesn't need a 'fresh new take'. Give it a fucking rest already.

Man this made me realize just how long Star Wars could go.

 

[SnowBall]

Moffat is just a pervert who wants to expand his fap library and pretend it's intelligent television. Fortunately for his female co-workers he's probably too much of a cuck to rape anyone. Probably.

Just remember: Moffat was too much of a SJW writer for fucking hbomberguy of all people.

Moffat’s female co workers speak highly of him and in this era of #metoo I highly doubt they would be lying.

I wonder how hbomberguy feels about Chibnall because he is the worst of Doctor Who with SJW writing. Davies and Moffat have nothing on him. Yet again bashing Moffat is a fashionable meme.

 

[Night Owl]

>makes Dracula bi
>makes Van Helsing a woman
>no gay buttsex with Dracula/Van Helsing

I can't fap to this. Hard pass.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The sherlock reboot was ok, but elementary blew it completely away

I'm not holding out high hopes this won't be shite tbh
Bisexual vampires could really work with a mew IP but of course its 2019 and absolutely everything has to be a reboot or remake or sequel

Vampires having sexualities is pretty stupid in the first place. They might feign it to draw in humans, but ultimately they should exist to feed. It's supposed to be a goddam curse.

Erh even a cursed human can have desires
Some of the more interesting vampire stories revolve around relationships between someone who's esentially immortal but is in love with a mortal human being
Now that really plays up the curse aspect - the castlevania anime did that pretty nicely

And as loathe as I am to admitting to reading anne rice, she does handle this side quite well, especially when it comes to armand