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anephric

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I'm not sure if this guy has been linked to before but he's been mentioned many times on the Bad Sonic Art twitter account. He goes under the username Bearvalley3365 on Fanficiton.net (ew) and repeatedly asks people in the comment section to use his original characters, a pair of gorillas Noah Raymond Thompson and Spencer Timothy Metzner.

Here's a perfect example...

This story is really good so far, keep up the good work. BTW here:'s the information about Noah Raymond Thompson & Spencer Timothy Metzner, & just a heads up they are brothers.
Noah Raymond Thompson is a purple & gold colored 22 year old male panda bear. He's 6'8 1045 pounds of pure muscles, has silver eyes, a eye patch over his left eye, gold shoes, earrings, chains, a gold cross necklace around his neck, has 14 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, & he wears a Diet Coke t-shirt, a black leather jacket, & a gray suit ( for parties only).
Abilities: plays piano, can spell California backwards, mega speed, mega strength, plays double dutch, & can play checkers
Dislikes: cussing & swearing, porn, jeans, bathing suits, same sex marriage, smokers, smoke alarms, being called gay & other nasty names, & thunderstorms
Likes: his gold mega quadrupled horse powered motorcycle, his girlfriend Stacy Becks Hedgehog, his brother Spencer Timothy Metzner, drama, kids, & adventures
Personality: sly, cunning, sneaky, but not a thief, kind, gentle, caring, honest, ultra mega polite, sometimes a bonehead, & helpful

Spencer Timothy Metzner is a gray, blue, red, silver, & gold colored 22 year old male gorilla. He's 7'5 1300 pounds of pure muscles, walks on his own 2 feet not on his knuckles, has blue eyes, a eye patch over his left eye, a spiked collar, silver & gold shoes, earrings, chains, a silver & gold cross necklace around his neck, 16 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, wears a XXXXXL Dr. Pepper t-shirt, 16 silver & gold bracelets with spikes around both his left & right arms & wrists, a gold leather jacket, & a tuxedo ( for parties only).
Abilities: ultra mega speed, ultra mega strength, can spell Mississippi backwards, the all- time world & record holder champion for wrestling, body slamming, arm wrestling, & chili dog eating, can eat 2000 Oreos in ten minutes, dunk a basketball forwards & backwards, & can sing operas in French, Spanish, Japanese, & Russian.


https://www.fanfiction.net/r/9597788/

He spams similar comments all over random people's stories (though his character profiles change in details) and apparently does this A LOT. He also has used other usernames to promote his two characters.
 

anephric

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Has anyone actually written any fanfics of them?

Hard to say, this guy has more than one account on there. He's also known as "werewolf lover99".

I was wondering could you add Noah Raymond Thompson & Spencer Daniel Ricardo to this story? BTW i am a male & the reason why my pen name is werewolf lover99 is because when i was a little i love to howl full moons which i still do & dreamed the i was a Christian werewolf.
Noah Raymond Thompson is a purple & gold colored 22 year old male panda bear. He's a neutral character, 6'8 1045 pounds, has a Irish accent, silver eyes, gold shoes, earrings, chains, a gold cross necklace around his neck, & wears a eye patch over his right eye, a XXXXXL Diet Coke t-shirt, a 10 spiked collar, a black leather jacket & a gray suit for parties. He also had 14 lighting bolt scars across his chest. He hates wearing jeans.

Spencer Daniel Ricardo is a gray, blue, red, silver, gold, & orange colored 22 year old male gorilla. He's also a neutral character, 7'5 1300 pounds, has a Scottish accent, green & gold eyes, silver & gold shoes, earrings, chains, a silver & gold cross necklace around his neck, 16 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, & wears a Scrappy Doo tattoo on his left arm, a dragon tattoo on his right arm, 16 silver & gold bracelets with spikes on both his left & right arms & wrists, a XXXXXL Dr. Pepper t-shirt, a gold leather jacket, gold gloves, & a tuxedo for parties. He also hates wearing jeans. BTW you can make my characters wear any manly clothes you want except jeans.


https://m.fanfiction.net/r/4950148/
 

deadson

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I like how he added "just a heads up they are brothers". That's hilarious because so many of these fan fiction people like to write about their characters fucking each other, and I think he's essentially saying, "if you're going to draw these two having sex, keep in mind what that would mean."


Yes, cause that'll clearly stop incest writers in the first place. *sarcasm*

I like the homophobic panda. Has anyone actually written any fanfics of them?

What the fuck is up with the thunderbolt scars?


God kept trying to off said character and recruited voldemort as a partner. Apparent the character had some Harry potter magical shit going on cause it still exists. >.>
 

sm0t

Did someone...mention a cow?!
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They sound like 90s soda mascots that were designed by Lisa Frank if she tried to be "edgy." I gave myself an anyeurism trying to figure out what a grey, blue, red, silver, and gold gorilla would look like.

Also, what's with the weirdly specific traits like being able to spell states names backwards and disliking bathing suits and jeans?
 

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Why has nobody pointed out the girlfriend's name of "Stacy Becks Hedgehog"? Is this guy a sonic fanboy too?

edit: missed the bad sonic art part. whoops. still, that name.
 
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Mauvman Shuffleboard

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The concept of these characters is just so wonderful.
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Shokew

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Yeah, this gorilla and panda...
Yo, YO, BOOOYYEEEE! Here be Some Gary Stus bein' up in dis' bitch, man. M-A-N...

Yeah... I need to show myself out now.....
 

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