Beauty in all sizes 3/18/19 - Putting glitter on a turd

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The Haul
Al got a lot of things from Ulta

Makeup brushes

Better Than Sex mascara

A bunch of eyeshadow palettes by Jacklyn Hill

Wommart Haul

Brushes for her greasy hair

Fake eyelashes to look more like a Snapchat filter

Elf face primer in which Al mentions that she already was obsessed with Elf before Jeffree Star did a video on it

Some lip scrub

More elf stuff

Bobby pins for the poop buns

Some cherry blossom scented spray and lotion to drench herself in for lack of showers (cherry blossom is one of her favorite scents)

Some highlighter from Elf in which Al applies it with her finger (you just got new brushes gorl!)

Some white eyeliner to make her eyes look bigger (she says they look smaller probably because she’s fat)

Some more Elf makeup

A straightener (like she’ll really use it)

From Bath and Body Works

A sun drenched linen scented candle

Endless weekend, which is her favorite candle scent

French baguette (Becky’s favorite scent and probably what Al smells like down there)

Banana bundt cake scented candle because our gorl loves cake

 

[Diplowave]

but not beauty in all shapes.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

Off of work today, just smoked a couple of bowls, and see Hamber's video pop up. Life is good sometimes.

 

[Posthumorous]

Keep smackin' them lips like Canadians, Brits, and Europeans.

 

[Aldora]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

 

[EH 110]

I see no beauty in anyone over 300 pounds.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

but not beauty in all shapes.

Amber is shaped like an overstuffed sack of laundry boo boo

 

[Ann Berlin]

Flat iron is gonna sizzle on all that grease, gorl.

 

[Baby Sister]

Looks like Amberlynn has been watching a few too many Jeffree Star videos and now she thinks she can copy his personality and mannerisms.

 

[Aldora]

Did Amber record this straight after her last video? I wondered why she tarted herself so much in it.

 

[Fubby]

Looks like Amberlynn has been watching a few too many Jeffree Star videos and now she thinks she can copy his personality and mannerisms.

Her entire life has consisted of copying other people's identities and mannerisms in order to trick people into liking her because when she is her true honest self she is vapid, boring and obnoxious.

 

[Masta]

If there is one thing to take from amber it is that if she can make herself believe she is some hot obese shit, then the average amigo should too.

 

[C3PBRO]

Oh boy look at all this stuff she'll wear to go nowhere.

 

[clusterfuckk]

DAAAMMMMNNN those beetus knuckles tho...

 

[marjoram]

What WAS that? The first half was parody, the second just her usual boring blather...

A haul of things she "needed", huh? But no deodorant, toothpaste, laundry detergent.....

For those wise enough not to watch--a two word summary: lipstick pig.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Did Amber record this straight after her last video? I wondered why she tarted herself so much in it.

It looks like it ... since we went a week without content, she is reliving her Pride Weekend motel days .. filming a whole lot of nothing in a day or two and spreading it thru weeks of videos ...

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Clock the Twinkie Storr snort at 3:33, we haven't seen her in a while. I wonder if she is still able to walk or does she awkwardly waddle around like our gorl?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Getting a tattoo of a skinny face on her fat face would have been money better spent.

 

[Papaya23]

and the ForeverKailyn saga begins

 

[benzyne]

remember we used to be able to see her ears when she faced forward now theyve reached chantal levels of hidden