Gross Beauty Parlour's Mean Girls' Commentary of Non BP Cows - get catty with cows you may not follow

[CatParty]

here's a fun thread for you guys to get some exposure to lolcows you may not follow since they aren't in BP:

first let's start with sophie labelle:


what sophie wants you to believe

what sophie actually looks like without filter/myspace angle/etc.

so have fun with this and take a look at any of the others that could use a good roasting

 

[TL 611]

oooo I'll contribute to this, we've got a lot of good lolcows some people might not know.

Presenting Russel Greer to the jury:

He's a prostitute-fuckin', celebrity-suin' facially paralysed tard. He's always reminded me of a gopher

 

[Broken Pussy]

Thanks, @CatParty!

Sophie is tragically unattractive. I'm sure she was ugly when she was still a dude, but she's really unfortunate looking as a woman.

 

[CatParty]

oooo I'll contribute to this, we've got a lot of good lolcows some people might not know.

Presenting Russel Greer to the jury:

He's a prostitute-fuckin', celebrity-suin' facially paralysed tard. He's always reminded me of a gopher

Don't forget he tries to sue pop stars like Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande

 

[GS 281]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-c-leal-allie-leal-desertfox899-binaryvixen899.21199/

When he first came to our attention it was because he wanted to take down Kiwi Farms. Now He's been fired from his job and sits at home AWOOing to himself.

It happens.

 

[Cybermorph]

Post-op Alex Leal looks like Eric Wareheim playing Carol.

Great idea for a thread. I started coming here for Chris-Chan, but now the Beauty Parlour is my favorite subforum by far.

 

[heathercho]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-c-leal-allie-leal-desertfox899-binaryvixen899.21199/

When he first came to our attention it was because he wanted to take down Kiwi Farms. Now He's been fired from his job and sits at home AWOOing to himself.

It happens.

Alex is such a disgrace, I couldn't even bring myself to check on his thread anymore because he was such a pompous sack of shit.
He lost his job and got fat and ugly? Good. Final form is still not a fox, wolf or real woman.

 

[Inconsiderate Fuck]

Sophie looks like a goblin.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-c-leal-allie-leal-desertfox899-binaryvixen899.21199/

When he first came to our attention it was because he wanted to take down Kiwi Farms. Now He's been fired from his job and sits at home AWOOing to himself.

It happens.

So he went from a 13 year old boy to tranny Timmy Mallett?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Laurelai Bailey is one creepy looking mofo

 

[OfficialUnofficial]

Don't forget he tries to sue pop stars like Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande

For what? Sounds like there's some interesting shit there.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

Laurelai Bailey is one creepy looking mofo
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I don't know if I've ever seen a more corpse-like danger hair

 

[Barbarella]

For what? Sounds like there's some interesting shit there.

Read the thread. I'll venmo you ten dollars if you don't find it enetertaining.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Shoot. I follow all these excellent cows. I was hoping for something new.

 

[Golly]

Have you forgotten Locria? I don't follow that thread too much, however...

 

[GS 281]

I seriously love how most the people being presented here are rat kingers lmao

 

[C3PBRO]

Have you forgotten Locria? I don't follow that thread too much, however...

TIL "getting hot" = the surface area of your chin somehow transferring to your fivehead.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

I seriously love how most the people being presented here are rat kingers lmao

I mean to be fair the rat kingers are a unique brand of autisticly hideous

 

[GS 281]

I mean to be fair the rat kingers are a unique brand of autisticly hideous

When @Dynastia and I hung out in the lcf discord, the girls there had some interest in a Rat King thread on /snow/. tbh to see their approach taken to Rat Kingers would be fun as hell.

 

[Deadpool]

Allow me to introduce you to John S. Bulla (the S stands for sexually)

His hobbies include: untreated schizophrenia.
Being God's only friend and minister.
Raising the trolls catfishing him from the dead, and commanding god to murder the people who killed them.
Cooking large pots of chicken and potatos.
Cutting out pictures of women from magazines, and taping to his walls.
And trying to find a wife, and roommate for his rape shack on craigslist.



Oh and he raped his step daughter, but claims it was a clone from mars he saw in a Pizza Hut bathroom.