#BecauseofAmber - How has Amber inspired you?

[Punkinsplice]

Yesterday someone on twitter suggested the hashtag #BecauseofAmber for women to use after completing their routine gyno checkups inspired by Amberlynn's very stunning and brave cancer diagnosis meltdown video. We want to be fair here, this absurd hashtag wasn't AL's own idea.

Thanks Bridget! http://archive.md/ttVcr

Given that Amberlynn has already backpedaled on her cancer panic in a YT live today, this shitposting thread isn't so tasteless as it seems, not quite. Let's have fun (and stop shitting up the Social Media thread with this).

Some examples:
I know that @Oh Hamburgers is a sucker #becauseofAmber
I always keep an extra blanket in the car for period accidents #becauseofAmber
I will never eat at Cheesecake Factory #becauseofAmber
I will never feel fat again #becauseofAmber
I use Mrs Dash and garlic and onion salt on everything #becauseofAmber

Now give it your best shot you creative deviants!

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I eat Ramen and Reece’s Big Cups as a midnight snack

 

[The Last Stand]

#becauseofamber I'm dying of laughter that somebody is dying of being overweight.

 

[raritycunt]

#becauseofamber I’ve started saying “gorl”, “bolth”, “type situation” and “moment” unironically and I fucking hate myself

 

[Megaroad 2012]

#becauseofamber I know that is the fat cannot eternal lie, with strange aeons even deathfat may die.

 

[Twinkie]

Here are a few from the social media thread that I liked

I DON'T use pads or tampons and freebleed everywhere like an animal #BecauseOfAmber
I DO use hair products on my face #becauseofamber

I can lie in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary
#becauseofamber

I cant lay on my back without gasping for air #becauseofamber

I 'repaired' my hymen using a small thin square of smoked ham and some scotch tape #becauseofamber

I will start dating the ugliest inbred yokel bull dykes imaginable so I can be the pretty feminine one in in the relationship! #becauseofAmber

I only eat six bacons with my aygs and cook everything until it is dry as Nevada #becauseofAmber

 

[dingobaby]

#becauseofamber I use my roommates shower because mine is too dainty

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I know that chicken nuggets have roughly the same calories and nutrition as carrots, which is why bolth are zero Weight Watchers points

 

[felix el gato]

#becauseofamber i signed up to kiwifarms.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

I don't wear my seatbelt or bother to buy an extender to fit comfortably #becauseofAmber!

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

#becauseofamber I realized that fat hillbilly 12 year old autistic boys deserve love too.

 

[DMT Blastoid]

#becauseofamber I only do clit stuff.

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I cover my dark knuckles with foundation when I film

 

[dingobaby]

#becauseofamber I now know how to deepthroat a kebab

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I never hollow out cucumbers to make cucumber boats

 

[DJAndyMD]

#becauseofamber, I can lose 89 pounds by eating rice

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

#becauseofamber i put a bullion cube in a can of olives and called it soup

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

#BecauseofAmber I falsely accused my ex of rape, but later on, before getting into a new relationship, asked him if I smelled down there because they were the only person I did sexual things with!

 

[Junk Food]

#becauseofamber I know what works for me.

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I know that I can get fat lonely speds to do what I want if I give them art supplies and Hot Topic t-shirts