i can be dainty while monstrously fat,
i can be smart while being dumb as a brick ,
i can be pretentious but call it quirky,
i can be sophisticated while basic af,
I can pretend to be expert without a shred of knowledge about the subject.
Also i can write poetry and call myself a writer while being almost illiterate.
Edit:also i now know a girl just needs one bra. And that bra can last eternity!