Becky left me - 7/24/2019

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She’s seriously sad how much she goes on and on about Becky leaving and how upset she is. People with normal, healthy lives will miss a partner when they go on a trip. But usually that person has a life separate from their significant other so they can keep themselves occupied to combat loneliness. Hell, if AL ever had friends it would be a good excuse for a fun girls night. It’s videos like this that really highlight how sad and small her world is.
The only reason she doesn’t have as many friends is because she alienates or backstabs them. Also, like any good leech, she’ll claim the friends of her gorlfriends because she’s too lazy to make them on her own. If she were wiser and wanted out of living with Becky, she should have kept a larger friendship circle. If she did, she could have moved to Lexington to be close to Target, takeout and the beloved Cheesecake Factory. Al only thinks about immediate consequences (not even that sometimes). She wasn’t as smart to begin with, but the fat is rotting her brain.
 

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My favorite part is where we get the shot of her hosing down the pool like "Look! I'm helping!!"-- cut to her just filming as Eric continues to hose and Ricky struggles with it, and Eric pumping it up with a hand pump. Gorl, that pumping would have been a good workout sihchooayshun!!

Obviously Amber is upset at Becky being gone because they're co-dependent on each other and she wants food etc etc, but I just can't fathom how boring of a person she must be to agonize over being alone for a few days. Hamgirl has no non-youtube-related hobbies, interests (other than movies, just the general concept of movies I guess), or anything like that. Where the rest of us would read, play a game, draw, fuck around on forums or whatever, she's just a blank, vacant slate. I guess she could write some poetry about the agony of not having food for 20 minutes and how empty her soul is.

Her uneven eyebrows make my fingers itch.
 

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I just want to see whatever gimcrack contraption they jerry-rigged so Big Albert can attempt to wipe her own arse for three days.

I'm hoping for a rag-on-a-shotgun* sichuayshun.


*autofup tried to make that "shitgun." Either I'm having an aberrant effect on it or the Amazon tablet monkeys had a tiny and futile rebellion.
 

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She’s seriously sad how much she goes on and on about Becky leaving and how upset she is. People with normal, healthy lives will miss a partner when they go on a trip. But usually that person has a life separate from their significant other so they can keep themselves occupied to combat loneliness. Hell, if AL ever had friends it would be a good excuse for a fun girls night. It’s videos like this that really highlight how sad and small her world is.
She isnt sad though - the only thing she is FRUSTRATED about being taken away from her for a few days is the convinience of the immediacy of her ThumbServant and her feedings. She wont get food RIGHT NOW the split second she bellows for it and that makes the binge monster fucking pissy. She's covering it up with fake piggy tears and pretending to be saaaaaad.....but it is so transparemt its laughable
 

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Obviously Amber is upset at Becky being gone because they're co-dependent on each other and she wants food etc etc, but I just can't fathom how boring of a person she must be to agonize over being alone for a few days. Hamgirl has no non-youtube-related hobbies, interests (other than movies, just the general concept of movies I guess), or anything like that. Where the rest of us would read, play a game, draw, fuck around on forums or whatever, she's just a blank, vacant slate. I guess she could write some poetry about the agony of not having food for 20 minutes and how empty her soul is.

Her uneven eyebrows make my fingers itch.
This just makes me think more about what exactly a "day in the life of Amber" looks like, when she's not struggleen with the depresshun. I still maintain that Amber has no interests or ambitions beyond feeding because whenever she talks about anything, say... movies in this instance. She'll make the most basic bitch generic description of things, cant remember a damn thing, and seems to have no concept of analyzing what she watches for meaning.

It's like she just sits in front of a screen, sees motion and hears sounds and just giggles and claps like a toddler. If you ask her what the movie was about she'll have no idea. It's the same with EVERYTHING in her life. Her interest extends only so far as sitting and staring at, pawing at, or poking at X thing. Usually just as background noise while she's stuffing fer face, there is nothing below surface interactions.

How can a human being go through life without a thought in their head?
 

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This just makes me think more about what exactly a "day in the life of Amber" looks like, when she's not struggleen with the depresshun. I still maintain that Amber has no interests or ambitions beyond feeding because whenever she talks about anything, say... movies in this instance. She'll make the most basic bitch generic description of things, cant remember a damn thing, and seems to have no concept of analyzing what she watches for meaning.

It's like she just sits in front of a screen, sees motion and hears sounds and just giggles and claps like a toddler. If you ask her what the movie was about she'll have no idea. It's the same with EVERYTHING in her life. Her interest extends only so far as sitting and staring at, pawing at, or poking at X thing. Usually just as background noise while she's stuffing fer face, there is nothing below surface interactions.

How can a human being go through life without a thought in their head?
And this bitch claims to be a writer and a poet laureate. fml.

My 2 year old nephew is more intelligent than her >_>
 
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I think Becky's left one too many times... Wonder when big Al is going to find a new chubby 12-year-old lesbian boy to shack up with. I believe we're approaching the mark where most of her "relationships" end time-wise and they either get sick of her or she doesn't think they give her enough food and unlimited attention.
 

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Yeah, won't be long before Becky TRULY leaves her. I mean, she treats everyone like shit. And so, she should get shat on herself.
Nah, I honestly don't see Becks having the wherewithal to leave Hamber. She's weak AF. Destiny had a backbone and was cheating her way out. Krystle had the wandering eye as well, but she's developmentally challenged (we're fairly certain) so she wasn't emotionally connected to Hamber as others may be. Kasey was a kid and when he came out as trans, well that just wasn't going to work. Add to that Kasey's "bitch" mother wanted Hamber to contribute to the household that she very graciously opened to Hamber by going to school or getting a job. Hamber wasn't cut out to be like, you know, a functional member of a household or society in general so she sought out poor, slow Krystle.

Hamber is a leech. Always has been, always will be...until she croaks. I guarantee you that Hamber leaving not withstanding, Becks will be there every step of the way.
 

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Our gorl centering herself whenever someone else is talking or not talking about her. She does this everytime Becky talks.
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That's because she's not listening. She hears that Charlie Brown adult noise when anyone else is talking. She waits for the annoying noise to cease then says uh huh and gets back to herself which is all that matters. She's a narc and that's all there is to it.

Edit because words is hard.
 

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She must have held her pee as long as she could then just not wiped. She also doesn't wear underwear and was wearing that dress so was possibly dripping on the floor. #2 I have no idea.
Wouldn't that have been a perfect time for her to use her Poise pads?

One question to Becky: what the fuck kind of trip planner do you have that estimates a driving time of 2-3 hours? That's a huge spread, Becky. MathLynn could tell you 3 hours is 50% longer than 2 hours, or rather that 3 Orunj Chickens is 50% more than 2.
I figured it was something like 2 hours if traffic was normal, 3 hours if she ran in to construction or there were accidents.
 

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she says other youtubers film way ahead of time. does anyone know who films vlogs over a month ahead of time? maybe if the content doesn't matter when it was filmed (like cooking, instructional videos) but I can't really think of any that are this far back. I think this is worse than the time she prefimed vlogmas.

The whole pool thing was just weird since it's the end of July... to me summer is almost over and she is showing putting up a pool. maybe because it's not a pool but her new bath tub.
 
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