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becky revealing a secret *not clickbate* 09/11/18 -
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GridYourLoins
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Clickbate lmfao she's a true writer ya'll
Damn Becky has to do amberlynns laundry, food runs, and her day job now?
Amber must have gained a lot of weight if she won't even get in front of the camera.
If Becky is going to start being the main attraction in these videos she should at least start dressing like an adult woman instead of a teenage boy, ffs.
Maybe some of the Kiwis with Photoshop skills could do a mockup of what Becky would look like with some makeup/hair extensions/clothes from Torrid. Amber makes enough money to afford to doll her thumb up, and it would be a better way for her to waste her money as opposed to spending it on shitty earrings/notebooks she won't use.
If Becky is going to start being the main attraction in these videos she should at least start dressing like an adult woman instead of a teenage boy, ffs.
Maybe some of the Kiwis with Photoshop skills could do a mockup of what Becky would look like with some makeup/hair extensions/clothes from Torrid. Amber makes enough money to afford to doll her thumb up, and it would be a better way for her to waste her money as opposed to spending it on shitty earrings/notebooks she won't use.
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Top Kek, turns out even the ultrasound thought Becky was a boy too. Her folks didn't know they had a girl until she was born. I wonder if she was born with a SnapBack already on her skull?
And she's wearing a 90s Nickelodeon shirt. That mustache looks bad ass.
"I tried to kill myself after my nephew died...thankfully there were no bullets in the gun, they had been used to try to kill a possum that got in the chicken coop"
Edit: I don't even know what to say, the 2nd part about the chicken coop was totally unnecessary and AL knows people will mock it but left it in anyway. There are a thousand fucking jump cuts, but she left that in?
Edit: I don't even know what to say, the 2nd part about the chicken coop was totally unnecessary and AL knows people will mock it but left it in anyway. There are a thousand fucking jump cuts, but she left that in?
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Make Believe
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that was better storytelling than amberlynn's writing
"My dream pet is an otter...a whale"
Dreams do come true
Dreams do come true
Gonna msturbate to the clickbate.
Wow, Becky’s been to 8 states? I never would have imagined it.
Also, pet whale lolz.
I wonder if her would-be penis ended up migrating to her neck. Also, Becky has creepy small hands.
This video also seems to be filmed under duress as AL cackles and adds her 2 cents to Becky’s 50 facts.
TFW you find out your girlfriend tried to kill herself: saying “Wow” in a flat fashion, as if she just told you a mundane fact like Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.
Wow, Becky’s been to 8 states? I never would have imagined it.
Also, pet whale lolz.
I wonder if her would-be penis ended up migrating to her neck. Also, Becky has creepy small hands.
This video also seems to be filmed under duress as AL cackles and adds her 2 cents to Becky’s 50 facts.
TFW you find out your girlfriend tried to kill herself: saying “Wow” in a flat fashion, as if she just told you a mundane fact like Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.
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Guest
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Redneck poetry at its finest.
Is this Squidbillies?
Not sure Amber would never stand for that, she wants to be the only feminine looking one in her relationship. For awhile she was posting those idiotic pictures of Becky's sneakers beside her worn-out ballet flat to show just how cute and feminine she is!
I feel like Becky is trying too hard to convince everyone she’d be a good parent. I think that as long as she’s with her current gorlfriend, kids are not going to happen. Even so, she has no intention of getting a job to support said hypothetical kids since Amber is her sugar momma.
Lamest excuse ever for not going through with it. Did she just fire it off and then find there were no bullets?
"Softest, sweetest lap dog in the world" named Tuff.
pinkbutterfly
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Honestly I found this more entertaining and better delivered than any of Amber's shitty lists/struggles/random-crap videos. Seems more genuine, although it's clearly still scripted. Incredibly low bar to set, but hey, here we are!
And if that stuff about her suicide attempt is true I understand a bit more about why she finds the anniversary of his death so difficult. And Amber posts it as 'clickbate'? Greeeeeat girlfriend.
And if that stuff about her suicide attempt is true I understand a bit more about why she finds the anniversary of his death so difficult. And Amber posts it as 'clickbate'? Greeeeeat girlfriend.
I assumed she actually put the gun to her head and pulled the trigger.Lamest excuse ever for not going through with it. Did she just fire it off and then find there were no bullets?
"Softest, sweetest lap dog in the world" named Tuff.
Amberlynn agrees with Becky that pit bulls are the best dogs. Only the least capable pet owners want one.
