BECKY'S BIRTHDAY! | VLOGMAS DAY 12 - 12/12/18

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hotcheetospuffs

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Becky be lookin' like Amber. Amber be lookin' like Liberace with that hair.
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formerfatcow

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Boring video as usual.

Becky’s birthday, they go to visit Becky’s dad at work so “he can tell her happy birthday or something.” Becky also has a “personal” appointment that is very important.

AL only slept an hour and really wanted to stay home but she put on a brave face and sat in the car anyway! Way to go gorl!

They went to eat at some Italian restaurant.

Becky has a sperg about remaking soap operas with barbies, more possession and exorcism talk.

Boring Walmart shopping, AL makes a salad at home but you guys have no idea “how easy it would be to go to McDonald’s”. Easy for you or for Becky, AL?

I mean I guess technically she’s doing vlogmas but this is all like 2 or 3 vlogs with a lot less editing dragged out over a month.

Also I love how she’s worried about having a stroke, not because she’s 570lbs, but because she’s “not getting enough sleep”.
 

Pikapool

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Yeah I'm not easily swayed by the pig making a salad that don't mean dick when you eat an entire Italian restaurant outta it's food, it's funny seeing the sheep going "proud of you"for doing one good thing she showed that's like a sports fan going "yay we're winners"cause their crumby team didn't lose every game on the season
 
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Strine

a way a lone a last a loved a-log
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Summary:

In the car:
  • They're driveen around with shitty music blaring. It's early in the morning, i.e. 5pm.
  • They're at Necky's dad's work. Amber doesn't even get out of the car to see him.
  • "I only got one hour of sleep LIDURLY"
  • They're doing a birthday dinner. Amber regales us with some hilarious comedy on the way to the restaurant.
  • Becky makes fun of "ten-year-olds today", who generally do less cartoon viewing and colouring in than she does.
  • Tedious stories from Becky's chile-hood growing up in that house from the Blair Witch forest
At the ranch:
  • Cut to back at the fagshack, presumably the next day? No dinner was depicted. I'm sure it was to respect Becky's family's wishes and not because Amber ate nine courses
  • Exhaustive haul of all the products for obese pre-teens that Becky got for her birthday
  • Amber, kvetching about how tired she is, holds some shit movies while they discuss them
  • Amber, wearing a giant garbage bag, whines about her leg and says she has an appointment about it on Thursday
  • More boring shit about Amber being tired. You have sleep apnoea bitch. You can sleep any time, you don't do anything all day
  • They're doing "little things" to celebrate Becky's birthday
At Wommart:
  • Wommart scootypuff haul. Healthy food ostentatiously described to the viewer
  • Highly selective footage of the items being scanned
At the ranch:
  • Eating salad on camera mumbling very convincingly about how good it tastes
  • Cut to the poor couch. They're watcheen "Four Christmases"
That's all, folks.
 

Turd Blossom

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Becky's sassy rant about today's youth was truly exceptional. Goes on about how kids today are glued to their iPads, drink Starbucks and have no imagination or creativity.
Punctuates this by recounting a story about how in her childhood, she was super creative by playing with Barbies and giving them backstories that were recycled stories from soap operas they had just watched.

There's something poetic about a grown woman who does nothing but drink Starbucks, consume media and draw replicas of other people's cartoons getting all smug and pissy about the shallowness and lack of imagination in younger generations.
 

Ailee

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I love how Thumb was complaining about the lack of imagination the younger generations have nowadays, compared to how she would play with her barbies and give them all backstories from the shit soap operas she watched, but how is that imaginative at all? You gave your dolls the backstories of TV characters, that requires no creativity on your part whatsoever. I mean she can't even draw her own drawings she has to trace cartoon characters.. She's the definition of unimaginative. Ironic that she's calling others out for it.

And incase anyone missed it, AL was tired in this video. I don't think she told us how tired she was enough times, so just letting y'all know.
 
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