Becoming A Lolcow - Mooing will not save you now.

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Now it is time to engage in a kind of thought experiment.

Let's say that one day you log in, only to find out that you have a thread here on Kiwi Farms.

Somehow people know your real life identity, all of your social media accounts, and are posting a bunch of comments about weird stuff you've said on other sites/ the weird things you like in general.

How would you take this news? Would you just run with things and own up to the fact that your kind of a weird person? Would you go full cow and start fighting people in the threads because you figure, 'what the heck, I'm already a cow, might as well give the audience what they want'? Would you immediately delete all of your social media and live in a cave somewhere deep in the forest?

Well, you get the idea.

Reply if you feel so inclined.

 

[HG 400]

Now it is time to engage in a kind of thought experiment.

Let's say that one day you log in, only to find out that you have a thread here on Kiwi Farms.

Already happened, Null authored the thread himself.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dynastia-caylen-matthew-burroughs.16740/

Somehow people know your real life identity, all of your social media accounts, and are posting a bunch of comments about weird stuff you've said on other sites/ the weird things you like in general.

Already happened, my name is Caylen Burroughs and I don't give no fucks who knows.

How would you take this news?

idgaf

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Already happened, Null authored the thread himself.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dynastia-caylen-matthew-burroughs.16740/

Already happened, my name is Caylen Burroughs and I don't give no fucks who knows.

idgaf

I'm reading the thread now. The replies are pretty hilarious.

 

[HG 400]

I'm reading the thread now. The replies are pretty hilarious.

It's actually the second halal thread made on me, the first one didn't stick.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I think I'd be more surprised than anything else. As in, I'm so boring I even manage to bore myself. What would anyone even have to say about me?

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

It's actually the second halal thread made on me, the first one didn't stick.

That is very interesting indeed.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

I think I'd be more surprised than anything else. As in, I'm so boring I even manage to bore myself. What would anyone even have to say about me?

Well if it counts, you seem interesting to me. I like your icon by the way. Is it a reference to the Bunny Man urban legend?

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Well if it counts, you seem interesting to me. I like your icon by the way. Is it a reference to the Bunny Man urban legend?

As if. I only wish I was this cool in my most Walter Mitty of fantasies...

Phillips said the man was wearing a gray, black, and white bunny costume, and was about 20 years old, 5 feet 8 inches (1.73 m) tall, and weighed about 175 pounds (79 kg). The man began chopping at a porch post with a long-handled axe, saying: "All you people trespass around here. If you don't get out of here, I'm going to bust you on the head.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

As if. I only wish I was this cool in my most Walter Mitty of fantasies...

I've always found the Bunny Man urban legend to be interesting, so I just thought I would ask.

 

[RG 448]

Like a cop responding to a report of a battered house-wife, I’d ask what was done to deserve it.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Like a cop responding to a report of a battered house-wife, I’d ask what was done to deserve it.

That seems like a reasonable response.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'd argue with everybody and post a picture of asshole to prove that I'm straight.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

I'd argue with everybody and post a picture of asshole to prove that I'm straight.

Your hypothetical lolcow thread sounds like it would be amusing to read. :')

 

[Overcast]

I'd probably try to roll with it.

I'm kind of a loser anyway, so I wouldn't be that shocked.

 

[m0rnutz]

I'd laugh at myself with everyone. Pull a @GethN7.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Getting a public diary recording your achievements of your entire existance on the internet seems pretty much whatever, since other people are writing in it.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

I'd probably try to roll with it.

I'm kind of a loser anyway, so I wouldn't be that shocked.

That seems like a good way to handle things.

I'd laugh at myself with everyone. Pull a @GethN7.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Getting a public diary recording your achievements of your entire existence on the internet seems pretty much whatever, since other people are writing into it.

On the bright side, if someone keeps a diary of your life, it saves you the trouble of keeping your own.

 

[HG 400]

I'd laugh at myself with everyone. Pull a @GethN7.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gethn7-confirmed-pedophile-and-obsessed-wu-stalker.19813/

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gethn7-confirmed-pedophile-and-obsessed-wu-stalker.19813/

He handled that with class. Cheers to him.

 

[HG 400]

He handled that with class. Cheers to him.

The only class confirmed pedophile @GethN7 has ever handled is a second grade math class.