Becoming A Mermaid - 8/12/2019 -

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Al is nervous to try the glitter in her Trisha Paytas box...I'm more inclined to believe she'd turn into a whale, but here goes...

 

[Piggy Pot Pie]

Fat girls idolize mermaids because in the water is the only place they feel weightless and can move freely. It's sad.

 

[raritycunt]

Mermaid? No dear you’re a whale.

 

[Aldora]

Insert whale joke here.

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

Mermaid? No dear you’re a whale.

She was just begging for this joke. Her whole comment section will be whale jokes!!

ETA- Every day she looks more & more like a Slaton sister.

Also, she should’ve put a glitter on the tip of her wart.

 

[raritycunt]

Insert whale joke here.

I did

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

It's torture watching her giant beetus paws with chipped red polish trying to glue individual bits of glitter to her fat moon face.

 

[bev]

"Mermaid" is close but not quite right to describe Amber's transformation

although the whale is more lovable than she'll ever be

ETA goddammit @Aldora

 

[DJAndyMD]

Becoming a mermaid? I think she meant walrus

 

[Easterling]

"Mermaid" is close but not quite right to describe Amber's transformation

although the whale is more lovable than she'll e cc er be

Whales play an important part in the ocean's ecosystem, the only role amber plays is in providing entertainment for us.

 

[Casket Base]

There's only one way for Mermaidlynn to cover her face in an adequate amount of glitter

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

With the chipped nail polish and half-applied lipstick, this is a YouTube makeup tutorial?

 

[Wyzzerd]

You have no idea how much regret I feel for looking up "mermaid whale" for this shitpost. The little mermaid has made many deviants.

Edit: By Merlin's beard! She spent 7 minutes to put a few dabs of glitter on her eyebrows and upper cheeks! She could have covered her face in glue, face planted into a plate full of glitter and it would have been a far better video, may have even gone viral and started a new stupid YouTube glitter challenge craze.

 

[whammy]

“i give up on you. movin’ on to another one.” amberlynn, after 17 seconds on a diet.

but good to see our gorl is coachella ready!! can’t wait to see her recreate this look. i bet our dainty princess will kill it

 

[ADHD]

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[Cuck Duck]

Ursula wasn't a mermaid! Silly Amber

 

[peengu]

Round? Gaudy? Sparkly?

She's finally transforming

 

[SAVE TWINKIE!]

Waiting for the timeline spergs to clock when this was filmed. She looks dreadful jesus christ

 

[raritycunt]

Unless you’re gonna cover your whole face in glittery studs and turn your face into an obese disco ball like Jenna marbles did, don’t bother

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Jfc she looks worse than ever