Becoming A Mermaid - 8/12/2019 -


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You have no idea how much regret I feel for looking up "mermaid whale" for this shitpost. The little mermaid has made many deviants.

Edit: By Merlin's beard! She spent 7 minutes to put a few dabs of glitter on her eyebrows and upper cheeks! She could have covered her face in glue, face planted into a plate full of glitter and it would have been a far better video, may have even gone viral and started a new stupid YouTube glitter challenge craze.
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