"And so we begin our quest: Did anyone in their right minds actually think that mermaids were spun into existence when lonely sailors saw manatees and mistook them for beautiful sirens of the sea? It depends on whether you think Christopher Columbus was in his right mind. Yup, it was old Chris C. that first claimed he spotted a mermaid that was, in fact, a lumbering manatee. In 1493, he was on his way to the New World (not that he knew it yet) when he saw a "female form" coming out of the water. To be fair, he did acknowledge they were a whole lot uglier than the stated lore"
Manatees are really fucking big… with a fully grown female reaching up to like 4m in length and about 1500kg in weight. Because they are so goddamn large, they are rather slow and passive in nature. Distantly related to elephants but usually just referred to as “sea-cows."
TL;DR.......Amber is now fat AND glittery and I still would not have sex with her.
heheheh self deprecating jokes!!!!
guys I get it!!!
ahahah im a piece of shit!!!!
isn't that funny!!!!
*gulps down a large coke*
I'm monetizing and exploiting self harming myself on youtube but im aware of it and that makes it funny!
*thumbs up and wink to the camera*
oh, silly amber. Please just make your channel a mukbang channel already like you threatened.
Mermaid? More like, uh...uh...a blobfish. Has that one been taken?
I genuinely can’t think of a type of video less entertaining than her makeup vids. Even her hauls are more interesting than this, good god. Once her leaky legs fuse together tho, she really will be a mermaid. Might as well start preparing for the future, I guess. They can move her into the pool!