Think you've got it all wrong.I keep thinking about that piece of glitter that went down her shirt. We’d just take a shower and it’d wash down the drain.
But for Amber, that piece of sharp little glitter is going to stay stuck to her skin and will worm its way to the damp recesses of a fold, where it’ll dig in, causing minor scratches that become filled with yeast and bacteria. Eventually, she’ll have an infection she won’t notice for a while and by the time she does, she’ll be near sepsis.
That errant piece of glitter will indeed become lodged in some fleshy crevice (at this point, more like crevasse). But, in a similar fashion to the humble oyster, Hamber's natural sweat, skin secretions, and various other spilled liquids will eventually coat it and encrust it until it becomes a lovely pearl, which will be discovered when the autopsy diving team reaches that particular trench after she inevitably kicks the orange-chicken-filled bucket.