Becoming the "Next" Clyde Cash... -

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TrippinKahlua

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My goodness, I hope this post won't be too vague or incoherent for you guys to understand...
Edit: Made a TL;DR version so you can understand my question

One of CWC's most Legendary trolls is Clyde Cash, except, of course, for the fact that he's vanished from the face of the Earth and many claim he's forgotten about Chris (I remember a lot from more than 10 years ago, dunno why people think Clyde's forgotten about his actions from the past 5), despite the fact that Clyde supposedly lost his brother to suicide due to Chris's actions.

Despite where he is now, so many believe his actions is what led to him being "The greatest troll in Christory", but should that really be the case? Even though everyone thought he went to far, Max (BlueSpike? Who is BlueSpike???) seemed to confirm Clyde had him working under orders, so the :julay: tape, Chris shoving a medallion up his ass and every other so-called humiliating thing Max made Chris do was ordered by Clyde? I doubt it. Thats why Clyde killed Max. But clearly, Max had a lot more control over Chris.

I've heard Clyde Cash's real voice in the Mumble chats, whats up with him? He really does sound like a weak little wimp with that voice of his.

You might say things like Clyde and his buddies did a bunch of shit like hack the PSN and take away the accounts, but before I elaborate, lets mention things that happened in March 2010.

When all the secret information on Damian Anterea came out, and the subsequent fallout when she discovered the CWCki page, a lot of angry lulz watchers were claiming that whoever tipped Wallflower off thought they were trying to be "The Next Clyde Cash." At the time, I just smirked at the thought.

But the funny thing is, the person who tipped Wallflower off DID become the Next Clyde Cash, Surfshack Tito, who was far better at trolling than anything Clyde, Max, or any of the female trolls could ever be at. Heck, Tito quickly became Clyde's business partner over the year of 2010, do you think someone like Max would have handled the "$9001 for broken PS3" deal as well as Tito did? I don't think we had known of Tomgirl had it not been for Tito.

Of course, not happy seeing the legacies his fellow trolls received, CWCki editor "Thorgnzorg" decided it was time for him to be "The Next Clyde Cash" and make a saga of his own. Too bad he fucked the whole thing up from the start with that "Pizza-faced atheist" shit of his, eventually leading me to coin the term "Stupid atheist fuck" because thats what he turned out to be during his Saga. He'd always post a bunch of nonsense on /cow/, making us think there was an update to his Saga, but it was just him coming up with things "stupid atheist fuck" people do. Thorg sure as hell didn't become "The Next Clyde Cash."

Since the whole era of trolling in Christory is pretty much finished, there aren't any other contenders for the title of "The Next Clyde Cash." In my opinion, Tito became the closest, by tipping off Wallflower and handling the $9001 thing so well.

TL;DR:Okay, here's my topic in hopefully one sentence: Why is it, with every new troll since Clyde Cash, everyone thought the troll was thinking he was going to be "better" than Clyde??
 

TrippinKahlua

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Boy seems this place surely does not mind someone bumping 9+ month old topics.

I saw lots of people get in trouble for that on other message boards over the years, why would I do it?
 

Pikonic

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A) Do NOT use the wallflowers real name, even if it's just her first name. Please edit.
B) Trolling has been dead for years now, who cares?

Edit: Thank you
 

TrippinKahlua

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Pikonic said:
A) Do NOT use the wallflowers real name, even if it's just her first name. Please edit.

Don't tempt me now, I happen to know her full name (including middle name).

You'd be surprised how common a name that is, btw.
 

TrippinKahlua

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CatParty said:
just stop

The thing happened so long ago, and everyone should know what it is anyway, and this was NOT the first (nor second, nor third, nor fourth) time I've used that name here, either.
 

TrippinKahlua

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For fucks sake, this has gotten off topic now, I knew I was being too vague (I wasn't asking who was "The Perfect Troll").

And this has stupidly turned into a discussion about the so called Flower Girl just because I used her first name in just one instance. Isn't it common knowledge what that is? I'd understand if I posted her full name or even a photograph of her...
 

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Nothing good will come of this thread. Just back out and walk away while you're ahead.
 

bradsternum

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There are only so many ways these conversations can go.

"Man, I think Liquid was the next Clyde Cash. Chris tard raged the most, it was LOL."

"Nah, man, it was Surf Shack Tito. He got him to destroy his PS3!!! LOL"

"I disagree with your opinions, good sirs. It was, undoubtably, Jack Thaddeus, the chap who sounded like a child from South Park! He was terribly amusing! What what! It was so Laugh Out Loud!"

/thread
 

TrippinKahlua

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Okay, here's my topic in hopefully one sentence: Why is it, with every new troll since Clyde Cash, everyone thought the troll was thinking he was going to be "better" than Clyde?

That was the only reason I had for bringing up the Wallflower.
 

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TrippinKahlua said:
Okay, here's my topic in hopefully one sentence: Why is it, with every new troll since Clyde Cash, everyone thought they were thinking the troll was going to be "better" than Clyde?
I'm not really sure why the name Clyde Cash has such a cult of personality built up around it. I guess it's partially because "Clyde Cash" was sort of a group effort - back then every misery done unto Chris was attributed to the nefarious Clyde, because it was funny to watch Chris think he had a cartoony archnemesis - and partially because the actual person of Clyde was pretty dedicated to his efforts.

If any subsequent troll tried to use Clyde as a measuring stick for their own efforts, I think that was a foolish thing to do. But I could understand why the masses might latch onto the idea.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Alec Benson Leary said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Okay, here's my topic in hopefully one sentence: Why is it, with every new troll since Clyde Cash, everyone thought they were thinking the troll was going to be "better" than Clyde?

If any subsequent troll tried to use Clyde as a measuring stick for their own efforts, I think that was a foolish thing to do. But I could understand why the masses might latch onto the idea.

My line of thinking goes back to my time on /cow/, I was right there when Tito first came in the picture claiming to have been the one to discovered who Damian was. BEFORE Tito revealed himself, the anons of /cow/ were saying things in anger, upset that the supposed Saga was ruined, calling the person out for thinking he was going to be the "Next Clyde Cash."

You're absolutely right about Clyde not just being one person though.

Batman said:
TK, you realise that you are ruining :julay: day.

Really? I thought everyone hated JAAAALAAAA! The CWCki page for it still calls it an "ancient meme" and how only faggots think its funny to go "JELLLAAAA!" on the phone.
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Okay, here's my topic in hopefully one sentence: Why is it, with every new troll since Clyde Cash, everyone thought they were thinking the troll was going to be "better" than Clyde?
I'm not really sure why the name Clyde Cash has such a cult of personality built up around it. I guess it's partially because "Clyde Cash" was sort of a group effort - back then every misery done unto Chris was attributed to the nefarious Clyde, because it was funny to watch Chris think he had a cartoony archnemesis - and partially because the actual person of Clyde was pretty dedicated to his efforts.

If any subsequent troll tried to use Clyde as a measuring stick for their own efforts, I think that was a foolish thing to do. But I could understand why the masses might latch onto the idea.


it's like everyone thinking any new lolcow is "the next chris"
spergs gotta sperg.
 

Rev. Rye

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Really, after Bob died, do any of the trolls have a reason for existing? I mean, between his arrest, getting banned from his church and Walmart, and burning his house down, Chris seems to have done an excellent job of fucking up his own life without much outside help.
 
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