Beer drinkers: what shitty American macrobrews do you like? -

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NobodyReally

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I drink Miller High Life and Old Style.
Uhmm I am pretty sure you drink Budweiser
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RichardMongler

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Life's too short to drink shitty beer.

If it counts, Sam Adams is consistent. Their Boston Lager is okay, but their Oktoberfest, Winter Lager, Holiday Porter and Noble Pilsner are their best. Fuck Cold Snap, Summer Ale and Cherry Wheat.

If forced to choose one of the shittier macrobrews, I'd pick Blue Moon. '

I refuse to pour trailer piss down my throat, so Bud, Coors, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Keystone are out.
 

XYZpdq

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I prefer PBR but I'm a picky faggot about bottles so the only place that sells PBR bottles wants real beer prices so fuck that noise.

Usually High Life or Miller Lite. Had a bunch of Busch Lite around 4th of July that was okay.
 

Terrorist

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Malt liquor. Olde E usually.

>He doesn't drink colt 45

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hope you enjoy it not working every time

as for me i'm a bud man, i don't have time for faggoty artisan beers. lagunitas/stellas are good af tho. i'll drink pretty much anything in a social setting tbh.
 

Deinonychus

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Yuengling and Shiner. I travel between PA and TX, so those are my 2 go to cheap beers that aren't "sex in a canoe" beer.
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

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Busch Copper Lager tastes more like Shiner Bock than actual Shiner Bock, if that makes any sense. I think they discontinued it though.
 

Rumpled Foreskin

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Yuengling and Shiner. I travel between PA and TX, so those are my 2 go to cheap beers that aren't "sex in a canoe" beer.
I've cut down considerably on my alcohol intake for the most part, but I used to really dig yuengling. I noticed in the past couple years though, that the quality has gone down and it kind of tastes like they put pennies at the bottom of every bottle.
I usually favor shots and a good 6 pack of IPAs anymore, but if it a macro brew, I'm embarrassed to say I go to Budweiser.
 

CWCchange

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Natty Ice is nice, but Hurricane's quicker.

Life's too short to drink shitty beer.

If it counts, Sam Adams is consistent. Their Boston Lager is okay, but their Oktoberfest, Winter Lager, Holiday Porter and Noble Pilsner are their best. Fuck Cold Snap, Summer Ale and Cherry Wheat.

If forced to choose one of the shittier macrobrews, I'd pick Blue Moon. '

I refuse to pour trailer piss down my throat, so Bud, Coors, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Keystone are out.
Life's too short to swish pumpkin ale in your mouth with an ugly label and from some brewery in a shitty building in the middle of nowhere like a hipster faggot. Beer snobs are worthy of a lolcow thread, but I'm too lazy to create one and not drunk enough.
 

Bassomatic

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I do tend to beer snob it, mostly esp since I really don't have the time to drink anymore (granted not recapping incel videos the need to drink has also sunk)

But when I do drink, PBR or Yuengling for the simple "it's beer" beers.

Anyone who went to college in PA and didn't say Yuengling helped them graduate was a teetotaler.
 

Flowers For Sonichu

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Mickeys for Malt Liquor. When I would go home for summer the gas station attendant remembered me and yelled "Aw dude we don't carry Mickeys anymore!" when I came back after junior year.
Regional beer: Strohs, Old Style, Natty Bob, and Shiner Bock.
Stuff u can get in any store in the US: Labatt Blue (it is brewed in Buffalo so it counts)
Budget beer u can get anywhere in the US: Busch
 
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