Being a Bestiary of SJWs Most Foul and Wondrous

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Say Jaimas, what do you make of this? The nu-male lifecycle

Many of the Nu-Male subtypes he lists are actually directly analogous to those on the SocJus Bestiary. Some examples:

White Knights:
* Type 3, 5, 6, 9. Type 7 especially. Nuff said.
* My favorite of these remains HannibalTheVictor99, who falls into both categories 3, 7, and 9 simultaneously.

Trendy:

* These guys usually are all about trying to "talk down"masculinity and are part of the "Masculinity is the root of all evil" phase. They're at the point where they're about to start advocating against their own interests. This is usually where you can safely call them "Cucks" unironically because a lot of them will, indeed, enter willingly into open relationships.
* Jim Sterling is about at this phase.

Nu Apex:
* These guys are fucking thirsty, but have been completely domesticated and are never going to score outside of the hugbox. These are the "core" of Type 7. Outright smugposting is usually where they hallmark themselves.
* We actually don't cover a lot of these, ironically enough. The ones that are actually able to be cover are best-described as drones and functionaries; there's not too much to make fun of despite the fact that they are essentially SocJus counter-MRAs at this point.

Maximum Guilt:
* This is where things drift from funny to sad. They've been betrayed and they know it, but they cannot ever bring themselves to face that their virtue is a sham and they have nothing to offer to the cause anymore. Having cashed in their masculinity to become a mouthpiece, they have lost a critical part of themselves and become less than what they were. Ironically, they compensate by lashing out, becoming more vicious than ever before and becoming willing to punch back hard against a world that has forsaken them in their eyes.
* Dan Olson is a good example of this level.

Estrogen Frenzy:
* This manifests in a few ways. In the writer's example, it's hallmarked by an attempt at return to form that's retarded by how mired the target is in Social Justice. All they can manage is impotent bawling. They're on the verge of being outcast from the cause entirely, but they're not quite there yet.
* David Gallant's here.

Omega Burnout:
* This is rare; by this point the subject has become an Omega Male: So broken and battered that there is nothing remotely redeemable about them; for the cause, they are a doormat, essentially inert. They have no more audience, no more relevance, and as they fade further and further into obscurity, nobody fucking cares. They sold themselves ages ago and nobody gives a fuck about them because they've been rejected by their own cause entirely.
* Welcome to Jake Alley.

Say, would you consider Justin Hubbell a type 9?

I'm almost certain of it. He's definitely a type 7 and is already in against-own-self-interest mode.
 

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I would say thatickything could be an example of Type 10/Movement Egomaniac, Type 3/Extremist, or Type 6/Cannon Fodder. What do you guys think she would be?

And Jerry Peet is a mix of Types 3, 7, and 10 imo.
 

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Omega Burnout:
* This is rare; by this point the subject has become an Omega Male: So broken and battered that there is nothing remotely redeemable about them; for the cause, they are a doormat, essentially inert. They have no more audience, no more relevance, and as they fade further and further into obscurity, nobody fucking cares. They sold themselves ages ago and nobody gives a fuck about them because they've been rejected by their own cause entirely.
It's like you're describing the inevitable death-by-cooling of a red dwarf star after a hundred billion years.
 

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My rankings would be the following from most deplorable to least deplorable:

Most
10
2
4
1
3

Least
8
9
7
5
6

My own rankings from most to least:

1. Type 3
These guys are the most likely to actually go off the rails and actually hurt someone. Being a dickbutt online is one thing; trying to stop the Donald by rushing his podium trying to kill Trump because you've been indoctrinated into the cult thinking it's your moral obligation to take Trump's platform away is quite another. Most of the time, they're content to go nuclear on the internet and subsequently self-destruct gloriously, but this undercuts their willingness to go to any extreme to silence opposition. Most of the ANTIFA faggots are Type 3s. For the BLM subspecies of this, one of their heroes happens to be a woman on the FBI's ten most wanted list for multiple murders and robberies. Just so you have an idea what we're dealing with here.

2. Type 1
I cannot stress enough how dangerous these assholes are indirectly. They're not the ones who are going out there and doing shit like riot and harming people; instead they help maintain the narratives that the other critters in the bestiary rely upon and act on. Even relatively small-time Type 1s with comparatively little influence can wield their power to staggering effect, and due to sympathetic ears elsewhere on the chart, they could hold someone down and give them a Cleveland Steamer, and there'd be outlets tripping over themselves lambasting their victim for not being appreciative enough of the Type 1's feces. Years after FemFreq has been exposed as a corrupt laughingstock, Sarkeesian and Quinn have been exposed as liars and hypocrites, and the entire framework of their arguments thoroughly demolished, they still are treated like fucking saints by the mainstream press. Thankfully, even other SJWs are starting to turn on them, so progress.

3. Type 9
Take the zeal of the Type 3 and replace it with deep-seeded personal guilt and you get the Type 9. They're just as prone to extremism, just as prone to losing their shit, and just as likely to go off the deep end. Why are they lower on the list, then? Because the second you know their weakpoint, they go from legitimate threat to fucking comedy routine. Hannibalthevictor was notorious for his anti-Thunderfoot rants, and then it came out that he's a registered sex offender, and he's been unable to do any damage since. Such is true for other Type 9s as well. Learn their misdeed, exploit it, and they become powerless.

4. Type 2
Whereas the Type 1 represents a threat to your actual freedoms, the Type 2 represents a threat to you personally. The Type 2 goes out of their way to gather a cult of personality - it's small, but still a cult, and they use their influence less to push an agenda like the type 1s and more to just attack people. The reason that Type 2s are lower on this list is because they simply don't have the same level of reach and frequently wind up being a collection of lolcows that couldn't take and hold an anthill without casualties. Many of them are paper tigers, and once exposed, melt down with insane reliability. To date, the only Type 2 to endure after the Kiwi Farms starts tearing their network to pieces is Nora Reed, and she was always a laughingstock.

5. Type 10
Type tens burn hot and can cause serious chaos, but how successful they are is a game of roulette, and ultimately the candle that burns twice as hot lasts twice as long. As time has gone on, Type 10s have found their prevalence failing, and though they're still a major pain in the ass, they're no longer the assholes who can dominate discourse through sheer dickery, resulting in their lowered place on the list.

6. Type 7
It's actually fucking amazing, but these guys are some of the most vitriolic, violent, and insane members of the Social Justive hive. Many of them go full Autism and fall into the Type 3 or Type 10 category, but a number of them are happy to be beta orbiters, happy to obey, happy to attack on behalf of the overlords. Years after he got caught trying to post CP on 8chan to get it dehosted, Dan Olson is still convinced that Quinn was right. Daveykins continues to sing the praises of Saint Zoe of Quinn despite being nonpersoned by the cult, Chris Kluwe is still prattling on about GG despite getting publicly sodomized by Mercedes Carrera. They never learn.

7. Type 8
Harridans have one reason they're relatively low on the list, and that's that they're not really all that dangerous unless the target is alone. The thing is, when they try to push their shit in the real world, they have a bad tendency to piss off absolutely everyone and not even a friendly press is enough to save them from blastback. The funniest is when Type 8s actually go after someone they think will be an easy target, only for that target to tear one of the pack to shreds, leaving the rest of the swarm terrified and confused. They aren't used to targets that fight back, that get law enforcement involved, or who rally nearby individuals for support, so the shame-crusade can wind up looking like bigger assholes than their targets could ever hope to be.

8. Type 4
Type 4s are parasites and mercenaries. They follow the cash. Their support of Social Justice is rarely anything more than lip-service to further their careers and they're likely to ditch their associates when the jig is up. While they remain, they can do serious damage and be a mainstay in the armies of Type 1s and 2s, but they know they have the real talents when the others don't and they'll maneuver accordingly.

9. Type 5
These guys are pretty much harmless, but they believe very strongly in the cause, to the point of willful blindness. The ones with actual followings can be serious issues, less because they intentionally are causing harm, but more because their own hubris makes them blind to the dangers of what they're advocating for. They can often be reasoned with, often to a chilling degree - but getting them away from deeply-held beliefs is going to require them to reflect and realize that they're wrong about something - a task hard for even the best people at times. The ones with really big followings can actually challenge type 2s and 1s for authority, and will usually win by virtue of being honest, which makes it wholly unsurprising that usually the thing that makes a Type 5 step down is Type 1s and 2s conspiring to take them down a peg before they get too influential.

10. Type 6
Not much to say that hasn't already been said. Type 6s are the common ones, easily misled, but also easily shown the truth.
 

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My own rankings from most to least:

1. Type 3
These guys are the most likely to actually go off the rails and actually hurt someone. Being a dickbutt online is one thing; trying to stop the Donald by rushing his podium trying to kill Trump because you've been indoctrinated into the cult thinking it's your moral obligation to take Trump's platform away is quite another. Most of the time, they're content to go nuclear on the internet and subsequently self-destruct gloriously, but this undercuts their willingness to go to any extreme to silence opposition. Most of the ANTIFA faggots are Type 3s. For the BLM subspecies of this, one of their heroes happens to be a woman on the FBI's ten most wanted list for multiple murders and robberies. Just so you have an idea what we're dealing with here.

2. Type 1
I cannot stress enough how dangerous these assholes are indirectly. They're not the ones who are going out there and doing shit like riot and harming people; instead they help maintain the narratives that the other critters in the bestiary rely upon and act on. Even relatively small-time Type 1s with comparatively little influence can wield their power to staggering effect, and due to sympathetic ears elsewhere on the chart, they could hold someone down and give them a Cleveland Steamer, and there'd be outlets tripping over themselves lambasting their victim for not being appreciative enough of the Type 1's feces. Years after FemFreq has been exposed as a corrupt laughingstock, Sarkeesian and Quinn have been exposed as liars and hypocrites, and the entire framework of their arguments thoroughly demolished, they still are treated like fucking saints by the mainstream press. Thankfully, even other SJWs are starting to turn on them, so progress.

3. Type 9
Take the zeal of the Type 3 and replace it with deep-seeded personal guilt and you get the Type 9. They're just as prone to extremism, just as prone to losing their shit, and just as likely to go off the deep end. Why are they lower on the list, then? Because the second you know their weakpoint, they go from legitimate threat to fucking comedy routine. Hannibalthevictor was notorious for his anti-Thunderfoot rants, and then it came out that he's a registered sex offender, and he's been unable to do any damage since. Such is true for other Type 9s as well. Learn their misdeed, exploit it, and they become powerless.

4. Type 2
Whereas the Type 1 represents a threat to your actual freedoms, the Type 2 represents a threat to you personally. The Type 2 goes out of their way to gather a cult of personality - it's small, but still a cult, and they use their influence less to push an agenda like the type 1s and more to just attack people. The reason that Type 2s are lower on this list is because they simply don't have the same level of reach and frequently wind up being a collection of lolcows that couldn't take and hold an anthill without casualties. Many of them are paper tigers, and once exposed, melt down with insane reliability. To date, the only Type 2 to endure after the Kiwi Farms starts tearing their network to pieces is Nora Reed, and she was always a laughingstock.

5. Type 10
Type tens burn hot and can cause serious chaos, but how successful they are is a game of roulette, and ultimately the candle that burns twice as hot lasts twice as long. As time has gone on, Type 10s have found their prevalence failing, and though they're still a major pain in the ass, they're no longer the assholes who can dominate discourse through sheer dickery, resulting in their lowered place on the list.

6. Type 7
It's actually fucking amazing, but these guys are some of the most vitriolic, violent, and insane members of the Social Justive hive. Many of them go full Autism and fall into the Type 3 or Type 10 category, but a number of them are happy to be beta orbiters, happy to obey, happy to attack on behalf of the overlords. Years after he got caught trying to post CP on 8chan to get it dehosted, Dan Olson is still convinced that Quinn was right. Daveykins continues to sing the praises of Saint Zoe of Quinn despite being nonpersoned by the cult, Chris Kluwe is still prattling on about GG despite getting publicly sodomized by Mercedes Carrera. They never learn.

7. Type 8
Harridans have one reason they're relatively low on the list, and that's that they're not really all that dangerous unless the target is alone. The thing is, when they try to push their shit in the real world, they have a bad tendency to piss off absolutely everyone and not even a friendly press is enough to save them from blastback. The funniest is when Type 8s actually go after someone they think will be an easy target, only for that target to tear one of the pack to shreds, leaving the rest of the swarm terrified and confused. They aren't used to targets that fight back, that get law enforcement involved, or who rally nearby individuals for support, so the shame-crusade can wind up looking like bigger assholes than their targets could ever hope to be.

8. Type 4
Type 4s are parasites and mercenaries. They follow the cash. Their support of Social Justice is rarely anything more than lip-service to further their careers and they're likely to ditch their associates when the jig is up. While they remain, they can do serious damage and be a mainstay in the armies of Type 1s and 2s, but they know they have the real talents when the others don't and they'll maneuver accordingly.

9. Type 5
These guys are pretty much harmless, but they believe very strongly in the cause, to the point of willful blindness. The ones with actual followings can be serious issues, less because they intentionally are causing harm, but more because their own hubris makes them blind to the dangers of what they're advocating for. They can often be reasoned with, often to a chilling degree - but getting them away from deeply-held beliefs is going to require them to reflect and realize that they're wrong about something - a task hard for even the best people at times. The ones with really big followings can actually challenge type 2s and 1s for authority, and will usually win by virtue of being honest, which makes it wholly unsurprising that usually the thing that makes a Type 5 step down is Type 1s and 2s conspiring to take them down a peg before they get too influential.

10. Type 6
Not much to say that hasn't already been said. Type 6s are the common ones, easily misled, but also easily shown the truth.
Where would you put Jerry Peet, Trigglypuff, ADF, CWC, and ThatIckyThing?
 

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Where would you put Jerry Peet, Trigglypuff, ADF, CWC, and ThatIckyThing?

Why not.

Peet: Type 9. Pedophile, Nyberg Supporter, Trollshields on behalf of other SJWs.

Trigglypuff: Type 8. Trying to shout down opposition without a support flock.

ADF: Type 3. Unlike most Type 3s is not remotely taken seriously.

CWC: Type 6. Doesn't give a shit about Social Justice beyond it giving him a place to belong and a possible path towards China. You could make the argument that Chris is a type 7, but not even CWC is that fucking thirsty.

ThatIckyThing: Type 2. Completely ineffectual. Wants to be a Vade or Nora so fucking badly, but will never have more than a breadcrumb of influence.
 
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Peet: Type 9. Pedophile, Nyberg Supporter, Trollshields on behalf of other SJWs.

Trigglypuff: Type 8. Trying to shout down opposition without a support flock.

ADF: Type 3. Unlike most Type 3s is not remotely taken seriously.

CWC: Type 6. Doesn't give a shit about Social Justice beyond it giving him a place to belong and a possible path towards China. You could make the argument that Chris is a type 7, but not even CWC is that fucking thirsty.

ThatIckyThing: Type 2. Completely ineffectual. Wants to be a Vade or Nora so fucking badly, but will never have more than a breadcrumb of influence.
How about Andrew Dobson, Anthony Burch, Tundran Voltaire, Anna Nickel, Takashi0 (I know he is technically an anti-SJW, but I am highly curious where Takashi0 would fit because he is a tumblrina regardless), Satsuki (same as Takashi0), and Mari/Elliot?
 
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How about Andrew Dobson, Anthony Burch, Tundran Voltaire, Anna Nickel, Takashi0 (I know he is technically an anti-SJW, but I am highly curious where Takashi0 would fit because he is a tumblrina regardless), Satsuki (same as Takashi0), and Mari/Elliot?

Sure.

Dobby Bear: Type 9. Sins of loving animu and doing inflation porn that makes him a hypocrite will never go away. Deep is his shame.

Anthony Burch: Type 7. The bar by which all other Type 7s must be measured. A literal cuck, Burch is one of the few people whom, at the end of the day, David Gallant can go "Well, at least I'm not Anthony Burch" over.

Tundran Voltaire: Type 2. Voltaire sees nothing wrong with joining the cult of personality that is Vade's despite the litany of Vade's misdeeds. Voltaire is dangerously unstable and it's not clear how much is due to a need to fit in and how much is due to being a disorganized mess. Knowing what I know from the @Meowthkip saga, both are probably true. If I had to hazard a guess, Voltaire secretly longs for the level of power Vade has, but is destined to never have it herself.

Anna Nickel: Type 4. Rode the Nick Bate train to e-fame, then cashed it all in for a healthy dose of professional victimhood. Later turned out to have catfished Bate for her own amusement, making the entire saga of covering Sick Nick even more of a horrifying clusterfuck than it already was. Has no agenda in Social Justice beyond attention whoring and Patreon Pimping, and doesn't command an army of followers.

Takashi0: Type 2. Technically an Anti-SJW, Takashi borrows their entire playbook and is really no different.

Satsuki: Type 4. Only in it for the money. Less successful than Mark fucking Boyd.

Mari/Elliot: Type 4. ME ME ME IT'S ALL ABOUT ME IF YOU DON'T HYPE ME YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME

Sophie Labelle: Type 4. While Sophie Labelle does maintain shades of Type 1 and Type 2, she's not big enough to be an influencer and she's not charismatic enough to be a proper cult leader. Her genderspecial idiocy is entirely focused around making herself feel good and making herself out to be big and important.
 
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Dobby Bear: Type 9. Sins of loving animu and doing inflation porn that makes him a hypocrite will never go away. Deep is his shame.

Anthony Burch: Type 7. The bar by which all other Type 7s must be measured. A literal cuck, Burch is one of the few people whom, at the end of the day, David Gallant can go "Well, at least I'm not Anthony Burch" over.

Tundran Voltaire: Type 2. Voltaire sees nothing wrong with joining the cult of personality that is Vade's despite the litany of Vade's misdeeds. Voltaire is dangerously unstable and it's not clear how much is due to a need to fit in and how much is due to being a disorganized mess. Knowing what I know from the @Meowthkip saga, both are probably true. If I had to hazard a guess, Voltaire secretly longs for the level of power Vade has, but is destined to never have it herself.

Anna Nickel: Type 4. Rode the Nick Bate train to e-fame, then cashed it all in for a healthy dose of professional victimhood. Later turned out to have catfished Bate for her own amusement, making the entire saga of covering Sick Nick even more of a horrifying clusterfuck than it already was. Has no agenda in Social Justice beyond attention whoring and Patreon Pimping, and doesn't command an army of followers.

Takashi0: Type 2. Technically an Anti-SJW, Takashi borrows their entire playbook and is really no different.

Satsuki: Type 4. Only in it for the money. Less successful than Mark fucking Boyd.

Mari/Elliot: Type 4. ME ME ME IT'S ALL ABOUT ME IF YOU DON'T HYPE ME YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME

Sophie Labelle: Type 4. While Sophie Labelle does maintain shades of Type 1 and Type 2, she's not big enough to be an influencer and she's not charismatic enough to be a proper cult leader. Her genderspecial idiocy is entirely focused around making herself feel good and making herself out to be big and important.
How about Kimchi Cuddles, IDCP/idislikecispeople, CommunismKills (Anti-SJW I know, but they really do act no different from SJWs), Alison Rapp, Jake Rapp, Springtrapp, Stray Sheep, Kinsey Hope/genderbitch, Rory/rcdart, Cuteosphere/Dragon Dicks, MovieBob/Bob Chipman, and Purple Kecleon/PK?
 
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How about Kimchi Cuddles, IDCP/idislikecispeople, CommunismKills (Anti-SJW I know, but they really do act no different from SJWs), Alison Rapp, Jake Rapp, Springtrapp, Stray Sheep, Kinsey Hope/genderbitch, Rory/rcdart, Cuteosphere/Dragon Dicks, MovieBob/Bob Chipman, and Purple Kecleon/PK?

That you even need to ask what Jake Rapp is on the chart indicates a far bigger issue.