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World Beluga whales adopt lost narwhal in St. Lawrence RiverAwwwww

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  1. https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/belugas-narwhal-stlawrence-1.4820602



    This is so sweet. Whales are such beautiful creatures.
     
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  2. Hopefully they dont get hit by a boat. The St. Lawrence is a busy seaway.
     
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  3. If it was dolphins, they would have adopted the narwhal only to rape it to death at a later date.
     
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  4. I wonder what Maddox would have to say about this.
     
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  5. We don't deserve whales. They're too good for us.
     
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  6. "This beluga is colored weird and had a big weird pointy thing coming out of his face but we like him"
     
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  7. Once again a naively welcoming society is infiltrated by one of (((them))). The nose knows.
     
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  8. Don't worry, the Japanese are working on that.
     
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  9. That's taking things a bit too far.
     
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  10. No, the whale have it coming. If they're so smart how come the Japanese keep catching them?
     
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  11. It's not about being smart, it's about having a beautiful soul. Clearly Japs do not.
     
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  12. Which is why they're catching the whales. Because the whale are too good for this world and the Japanese, being the honorable people they are, are simply sending them to the great ocean in the sky. Where the beautiful whale can swim in peace.

    Either that or for their tasty meat.

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  13. from my point of view the whales are evil
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  14. "It's a like a big social ball of young juveniles that are playing some social, sexual games."
     
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  15. It's not a narwhal, you deadspeciesing shitlord - it's a transwhale. Respect its new identity. Beluga are super supportive, evidently. At least until the narwhal demands access to all their lady belugas.
     
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  17. Don't worry, the Japanese are also working on that.
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    Who goes first, Japanese or the whales?
     
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  18. "One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs of him like water off whalehide. But call him a narwhal and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'"
    - Joseph Belugaebbles
     
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