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taintmisbehavin

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It’s honestly weird how whenever there is a new thread on a right wing cow someone has to defend them or whatnot despite that Ben is an insecure Jewish manlet with garbage takes and is absolutely cringeworthy

Seriously this manlet is way too short.

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It is really weird to try to shield a whiny little bitch like Ben. Not really sure what differentiates him from someone like Wil Wheaton who is also three feet tall and incapable of making girls wet.
 

Niggernerd

Hiya pops, long time no post.
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The dumbest thing I've ever heard from Ben was his "you think that people aren't going to just sell their homes and move?" line in response to a discussion about climate change and rising sea levels. His total inability to comprehend the issue of who would want to buy these homes knowing that they were about to fall into the sea is perhaps the best encapsulation that exists of just how glib the conservative understanding of how markets work genuinely is.
Maybe everyone should be a jew and marry a doctor hmm? Maybe facts will care about their survival then!
 

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I've heard some anecdotal evidence that some ultra religious types occasionally don't know enough about sex to know women have to get wet because no ones bothered explaining it to them. It's surprising Ben doesnt know assuming he's banging his wife and she enjoys it. More likely it's because he's a dumb pety idiot and acidently said something which makes him look like a sped but because he's such a sperg he won't just laugh it off.
His distaste about a lewd song is frankly absurd considering the asinine crap male rappers sing about and well....everything else about our society over the last 4000 years or so. This isnt the first time he's done this either, he got visably upset over john lennons imagine on the grounds it's kinda pro marxist.

The dumbest thing I've ever heard from Ben was his "you think that people aren't going to just sell their homes and move?" line in response to a discussion about climate change and rising sea levels. His total inability to comprehend the issue of who would want to buy these homes knowing that they were about to fall into the sea is perhaps the best encapsulation that exists of just how glib the conservative understanding of how markets work genuinely is.

The issue I think isnt that Ben can't grasp it, it's that he won't. Since he'd have to re-assess some of his world views if he were to acknowlague economic damage due to ecological damage. Ultimatly you can see Ben isnt quite the coldly logical machine he presents himself to be, which is unsurprising considering he's visably annoyed a lot of the time.
 
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The dumbest thing I've ever heard from Ben was his "you think that people aren't going to just sell their homes and move?" line in response to a discussion about climate change and rising sea levels. His total inability to comprehend the issue of who would want to buy these homes knowing that they were about to fall into the sea is perhaps the best encapsulation that exists of just how glib the conservative understanding of how markets work genuinely is.
This is especially hilarious as Lil Benji is a hardcore Zionist.
 

Jones McCann

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This isnt the first time he's done this either, he got visably upset over john lennons imagine on the grounds it's kinda pro marxist.
He completely twisted everything about that song to make it seem worse than it is. "Living for today, well that means you don't care about tomorrow!" He also tries to claim the song is just a bad song besides the lyrical content, which is kind of retarded because it's a good song, I get that music is different depending on who you ask but I think he's lying. Granted, I really don't care for the songs lyrics because it's just "real communism hasn't been tried" the song version but I do think the song has merits.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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He completely twisted everything about that song to make it seem worse than it is. "Living for today, well that means you don't care about tomorrow!" He also tries to claim the song is just a bad song besides the lyrical content, which is kind of retarded because it's a good song, I get that music is different depending on who you ask but I think he's lying. Granted, I really don't care for the songs lyrics because it's just "real communism hasn't been tried" the song version but I do think the song has merits.
"This is the worst song in human history".

No. That would be "MacArthur Park" by Jimmy Webb.
 

Jazz never died!

Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Credit where credit is due he can play the violin decently. Shame that he's got the personality and emotional range of a block of wood with an ego that could choke a giant.
Your giving a block of wood a bad name at least you can mold it in to a lot of stuff. All Ben "the jew" Shapiro can do is make everyone with a modicum of interest in us politics laugh.
 

Cardenio

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"This is the worst song in human history".

No. That would be "MacArthur Park" by Jimmy Webb.
I can't shit on MacArthur Park when it resulted in such a charmingly corny Weird Al parody.
Also any song has to hold some value if it was covered by a truly excellent performer like Donna Summer. At the end of the day Imagine is just a song that holds a grand secular socialist/communist sentimentality that just doesn't make sense when you put any weight on it. Even Lennon himself contradicts it:
"There is no real Communist state in the world; you must realize that. The Socialism I speak about ... [is] not the way some daft Russian might do it, or the Chinese might do it. That might suit them. Us, we should have a nice ... British Socialism."[9]
WHAT HAPPENED TO "NO COUNTRIES" JOHN?
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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Umm... well actually
Ehhhh, it's okay and about what I'd expect from a 12 year old. Nothing special but he's playing to a Jewish audience so it stands to reason that they're going to like it and clap because he's 12.

Trust me. I've heard worse.

I can't shit on MacArthur Park when it resulted in such a charmingly corny Weird Al parody.
Covers of a song are different. There's covers that are better received than the original and then there are covers that honestly should never have been done. Weird Al has a special place in music because he actually has massive amounts of talent and it shows when he can take a song and make it his own.

But the Jimmy Webb version flat out sucks.
 

CisnaHeat3994

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Jesus Christ! He was wearing yarmulkes all the time at 12 as well? Fucking hell what a dork.
 

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