Beneath Us - A horror movie about a white woman imprisioning Mexicans immigrants to build a house - I know that sounds like a shitpost but it’s a real thing

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This is easily the most bizarre movie trailer for an actual in-theaters movie I think I’ve ever seen. At first I thought it was kinda tongue in-cheek, or something like Get Out, but no. It seems to be running with the premise 100% seriously. And we don’t really have a general “Upcoming Movies” thread, so...

Seriously, what IS this movie?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

>group of 10 Mexicans who shovel and carry shit for a living, meaning they're strong
>literally have to work with tools that can be weapons if needed
>no visible restraints on them while they work
>speak a different language that can be used to plan an escape
>in many scenes the only person stopping them is some whitebread woman without a weapon
>nah ese, we'll just sit here and be pinche slaves

Remember all those movies where white guys escape from Vietnamese or German POW camps and shit with far worse chances?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I just read the Wikipedia synopsis.

“A group of undocumented workers hired by a wealthy American couple are held against their will at the couple’s secluded mansion, and must fight to prove they are not expendable and can’t be discarded so easily.”

This movie is going to be fucking bizarre. Like that Black Christmas remake from a couple months ago.

 

[SiccDicc]

Well, I mean, if anyone would know how to abuse undocumented migrants it'd be a bunch of rich snobs in Hollywood.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Why the fuck were those bigger, muscular men intimidated by a scrawny wine mom sprinkling them with water?

Is this like a subtle hint at how pathetic Dems think beaners are?

 

[cypocraphy]

That Jordan Peele has gone too far.

 

[Hide the Pain Sagman]

You sure the synopsis isn't directed at mostly all the Hollywood celebrities that have their own immigrant servants behind the scenes?

 

[Munchingonfish]

This is Spixploitation. Spics watch a lot of horror movies and Hollywood sometimes panders to them.

 

[Judge Holden]

You sure the synopsis isn't directed at mostly all the Hollywood celebrities that have their own immigrant servants behind the scenes?

Honestly that would be the most interesting and subversive take the movie could do, and it would be the one truest to life aswell since evil smelly raysist republican voting whites are not exactly famous for wanting gangs of mexicans living on their property, while stunning and brave and perfect democrat voting white rich people tend to be very enthusiastic about how good they are for hiring mexicans to help "uplift" them from their plight, while treating them like barely sentient serfs the moment people stop paying attention

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

>group of 10 Mexicans who shovel and carry shit for a living, meaning they're strong
>literally have to work with tools that can be weapons if needed
>no visible restraints on them while they work
>speak a different language that can be used to plan an escape
>in many scenes the only person stopping them is some whitebread woman without a weapon
>nah ese, we'll just sit here and be pinche slaves

Remember all those movies where white guys escape from Vietnamese or German POW camps and shit with far worse chances?

I’m already looking forward to the parodies were they just beat the couple to death with shovels.

 

[don't tred on snek]

This is Spixploitation. Spics watch a lot of horror movies and Hollywood sometimes panders to them.

Man that just makes it sound way more exciting than it most probably will actually be.

 

[Truthboi]

Honestly that would be the most interesting and subversive take the movie could do, and it would be the one truest to life aswell since evil smelly raysist republican voting whites are not exactly famous for wanting gangs of mexicans living on their property, while stunning and brave and perfect democrat voting white rich people tend to be very enthusiastic about how good they are for hiring mexicans to help "uplift" them from their plight, while treating them like barely sentient serfs the moment people stop paying attention

That would also be the only reason why they can’t attack the unarmed white woman because doing so would mean they are attacking a celebrity and have a high chance of being deported if they do it.

 

[najobo]

Yes, OF COURSE a scrawny white woman could overpower an entire group of muscly laborers. It's not like Mexico is infamous for rampant femicide, extreme corruption, and drug cartels who bury people alive for shits and giggles. Nor do its inhabitants pray to a skeleton in drag, or throw fucking parties in cemeteries. Nope, nope, nope. Tiny white woman is unfazed, because she has magic mayo privilege powers. She just looks at them and BAM, the machetes and gold AK-47s spontaneously combust. ¡Ay ay ay!

tl;dr Actual, honest-to-god white supremacists don't think this highly of themselves, holy shit

 

[MoeChotto]

I can't believe this is the Trump's America we all live in

 

[BrunoMattei]

Sounds like another fun Movie Night.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I just read the Wikipedia synopsis.

“A group of undocumented workers hired by a wealthy American couple are held against their will at the couple’s secluded mansion, and must fight to prove they are not expendable and can’t be discarded so easily.”

This movie is going to be fucking bizarre. Like that Black Christmas remake from a couple months ago.

Reminds me of the cheap labor hired by liberal celebrities for their fancy homes in gated communities.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Spoiler alert - the white woman is actually El Chupacabra, and the Mexicans who thought they were the GOATs for escaping...turned out to just be goats.

Sounds like a better movie than this crap at least.

 

[The Nothingness]

Reminds me of the cheap labor hired by liberal celebrities for their fancy homes in gated communities.

Like this classic gem from Kelly Osbourne back when Trump announced his presidential candidacy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ha. Immigrants building walls. Wacky

 

[BrunoMattei]

This is Spixploitation. Spics watch a lot of horror movies and Hollywood sometimes panders to them.

This is true.