Benedict Cumberbatch Skeptics - Believe the guy who plays Sherlock is being blackmailed by dark forces/his wife
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Because clearly he should be in love with a random Tumblrina. It would be inconceivable not to!
Cucumberbum Bandersnatch is hideous and I would not bone him. 0/10
-Seriously though. Of all the dudes Tumblr thirsts over, he is by far the worst-looking, like he could pull his head into his neck at any moment or blink with vertical eyelids. Not to mention he's white and cis male, they're supposed to hate them more than everyone.
But I am not surprised. Because Tumblr.
-Seriously though. Of all the dudes Tumblr thirsts over, he is by far the worst-looking, like he could pull his head into his neck at any moment or blink with vertical eyelids. Not to mention he's white and cis male, they're supposed to hate them more than everyone.
But I am not surprised. Because Tumblr.
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And people wonder why His Royal Buttness Cumbery doesn't like his fans. Ron Perlman actually is hostage by a conspiracy made by his wife, the conspiracy is she really likes shoes, which is why he appears in so many shitty movies. So maybe Bacon Cucumber is a victim of the same terrible conspiracy.
Cucumberbum Bandersnatch is hideous and I would not bone him. 0/10
-Seriously though. Of all the dudes Tumblr thirsts over, he is by far the worst-looking, like he could pull his head into his neck at any moment or blink with vertical eyelids. Not to mention he's white and cis male, they're supposed to hate them more than everyone.
But I am not surprised. Because Tumblr.
It's his voice. I did not understand it for the longest time because I only ever saw pictures. When I finally heard him speak in a movie trailer, I had this moment of "Oh, now it makes sense." He's got a very smooth, low voice with an erotic quality to it. Personally, I can't get past the lizard face but I am like 99% sure that's why he gets so many panties wet.
Quite frankly I'm kind of amazed to see the Cumberbitches still getting up to shit, since Cumberbatch's popularity took a nosedive post-Dashcon. There was a lot of wank over his role in 12 Years a Slave and his ancestors being plantation owners. Along with him being cast as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Into Darkness, and being cast as Dr. Strange when Tumblr favored a darker-skinned actor proposed by some fan casting, Cumberbatch has generally fallen out of favor with the larger Tumblr crowd. So I guess I'm not too surprised to see those still clinging onto him have gone full tinfoil hat over him committing the crime of being in a relationship with some woman.
It's almost refreshing, in a way, seeing such classic fangirl whinging that's just nothing but being catty bitches 'cause they're jealous of a pretty lady taking their husbando.
He's also depicted as kind of ethnically ambiguous in more recent comics. He's olive-skinned, really.
Didn't stop Tumblr from being mad because their fan casting was passed over for somebody with name recognition and box office draw.
All this reminds me of the tinhats from the Supernatural fandom a few years back.
Those people were fucking nuts.
I'll be honest, Fanfiction.net might be a shithole, but the best thing Xing ever did was ban fics featuring real people in a non-historical fashion.
Those people were fucking nuts.
I'll be honest, Fanfiction.net might be a shithole, but the best thing Xing ever did was ban fics featuring real people in a non-historical fashion.
I went through some of the blogs you mentioned and I am pretty creeped out. Usually, obsessed fangirls who hate the wife or gf of their husbando are pretty innocent enough, sperging occasionally and ignoring the woman in the relationship, but this seems like taking it a step too far. I'm not gonna pretend they're going to stalk him or anything, but collecting all this info on when and where they got together and trying to analyse Benedict C.'s face/body language is really weird even for tumblrinas. Especially since, like you said, they seem to think the entire internet is against them and ofc only their view of the matter is correct.
And oh god, I hoped the whole Sherlock (and the actors involved with it) drama on Tumblr would have died out ages ago. Not like the new wave of sperging is any better, but still.
and now back to lurking on the farms.
They've just all migrated to Archive of Our Own. That place is ten times the cancer FF.net ever was.
I know A/B/O was started on livejournal (yes, people still use that) as part of the kinkmeme because yeaaaaaa... fangirls are just the worst.
Sports Casual
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She's apparently pregnant again, so I'm eagerly awaiting the next round of insanity from Tumblr.
Elysian
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I used to lurk these blogs for the lolcow :autism: before I discovered the Farms, and from what I can tell they all thought he was faking it to make himself look like a ~*family man uwu*~ and make the Academy people more likely to give him an Oscar. The blackmail bandwagon mainly started when he didn't get an Oscar and yet Mr Cucumberpatch didn't kick her ass to the kerb immediately.
They all thought the babby was fake for ages (at one point they thought an actual baby actor was hired for PR shoots) until they didn't anymore and lots of sperging would ensue whenever anyone tried to suggest otherwise.
The funniest thing was that both the skeptics and the whiteknights were both equally as cringey as one another, as at one point the skeptics did uncover a particularly autistic attempt to constantly edit Sophie Hunter's wikipedia page to make herself sound much more accomplished than she actually was, and the whiteknights were REEEEEEing the entire time. It's a cringe horseshoe.
They all thought the babby was fake for ages (at one point they thought an actual baby actor was hired for PR shoots) until they didn't anymore and lots of sperging would ensue whenever anyone tried to suggest otherwise.
The funniest thing was that both the skeptics and the whiteknights were both equally as cringey as one another, as at one point the skeptics did uncover a particularly autistic attempt to constantly edit Sophie Hunter's wikipedia page to make herself sound much more accomplished than she actually was, and the whiteknights were REEEEEEing the entire time. It's a cringe horseshoe.
To be fair I never quite believed that they'd dated secretly for 6 years before making their first public appearance. I always got the impression they dated for a couple of months, fell pregnant and decided to just get married and get on with it. Both were nearing 40, you know what you want at that stage of life, and they'd found it.
The fan girl conspiracies are pretty hilarious. I very much doubt his wife lets it get her down.
Asa_Spades60
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I don't know if this matters or not, but Saturday Night Live did a sketch about this forum topic earlier this month: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/why-is-benedict-cumberbatch-hot/3421106 (can't really embed it on here. Sorry).
Sports Casual
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Credit where credit's due, they have hit on the occasional piece of actual weirdness, like the apparent PR campaign to fluff up her CV. Stopped clocks and all that.
I checked back in on them today and they're freaking out about an empty wine glass that apparently proves she's drinking while either pregnant or faking a pregnancy. Sophie isn't even in the photo, and I'm pretty sure the wine glass belongs to the woman sitting in the next seat.
Elysian
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http://benedicts-third-testicle.tumblr.com/tagged/fakepreg
http://archive.md/dHt7B
The tag for the fake baby sperging.
There was a particularly lulzy saga (back in these blogs "golden days" of 2014/2015) where Benadryl's whiteknights tried to dox a skeptic called wikianonbc, resulting in her reporting them to ACORN which is apparently Australia's cyber-crime unit, because getting doxed by some 16 year old fangirl is totally on the same tier as "hacking, scams, fraud, identity theft, attacks on computer systems and illegal or prohibited online content". I just can't get over the fact that she literally tried to get the cyberpolice to backtrace them.
Now she has one of those blogs that you can only view on the dashboard of your Tumblr.
If you search #sham
on Tumblr and filter by text posts, you can see a lot of old skeptic posts from a while back.
Also in case anyone needed a cringe-inducing dose of mega-SJW meets skeptic, look no further than https://ummzaksbest.tumblr.com/
http://archive.md/dHt7B
The tag for the fake baby sperging.
TL;DR
There was a particularly lulzy saga (back in these blogs "golden days" of 2014/2015) where Benadryl's whiteknights tried to dox a skeptic called wikianonbc, resulting in her reporting them to ACORN which is apparently Australia's cyber-crime unit, because getting doxed by some 16 year old fangirl is totally on the same tier as "hacking, scams, fraud, identity theft, attacks on computer systems and illegal or prohibited online content". I just can't get over the fact that she literally tried to get the cyberpolice to backtrace them.
Now she has one of those blogs that you can only view on the dashboard of your Tumblr.
If you search #sham
on Tumblr and filter by text posts, you can see a lot of old skeptic posts from a while back.Also in case anyone needed a cringe-inducing dose of mega-SJW meets skeptic, look no further than https://ummzaksbest.tumblr.com/
I don't even know why I'm sperging about this, we've hit thermonuclear levels of insanity.
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