benjjedi / Ben Waldburger -

[CatParty]

http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/journal/A-Message-to-Kiwi-Farms-Forums-632593804
https://archive.md/pdfDA

thank you @MysticMisty and @friedshrimp you did hit the jackpot with this guy lol

I feel like I hit a autism jackpot. Meet BenJJedi (http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/). Presumably he can't draw so he gets all of his "ideas" drawn via requests and commissions. Yeah, one of those guys. He came to my attention when this showed up on a group I follow (also a source of a lot of the drawings I post here):

Spoiler: What the fuck is this?

So naturally after seeing this I had to look at his whole gallery and . We have:

Spoiler: The creepy/gross MLP crossover

Spoiler: His favorite characters as The Avengers

Spoiler: Some Family Guy sperging

Spoiler: Reaction to criticisms about Ariel

Spoiler: Something he actually drew!

Spoiler: Fedora alert

There's a lot more in his gallery, but it's mostly horribly unfunny memes and horrendous crossover fanfiction so I'll probably make a post about him in the fanfiction horrors thread soon.

Omfg BenJJedi! I know that fucker! Not to power level but he used to frequent movie forums and I remember he had quite a time in a Disney one. he got into arguments there with different members about fucking liking dumb Disney characters and he'd throw more than one temper tantrum.

Dunno if he still frequents any forums, but back in the day it was a ride.

EDIT: Not only he's a manchild furry/brony, he's also anti-Trump/pro-muslims. Oh joy oh joy...

If you frequent the DA Horrors thread, you might have already seen my post about BenJJedi (http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/). But he isn't limited to creating (or commissioning) horrible crossover fanart. He writes horrible crossover fanfics too! I poked around FF.net a little and found his profile there, but it's not noteworthy as he explains he deleted everything as rewrites of movies/TV shows with other characters (he refers to them as "fanmakes") is now apparently against the rules these days. But never fear because he has some on his DA account. Such crossover horrors include an old episode of Rugrats, The Wizard of Oz, The Prince and the Pauper, and many others. I've only skimmed through a few of them, but yikes. Think Pooh's Adventures in text form, and in the actual roles instead of as commentary.

Soo...BenJJedi...We talked about him in the DeviantArt Horrors thread but honestly this guy goes way back. He's your typical autistic manchild with a hard on for cartoons, and he's quite infamous for saying a few horrible things here and there (more than anything throwing autistic tantrums over cartoons and people not liking the movies he likes).

Most of his antics can be seen in the UltimateDisney/DVDizzy forums (he's known as DisneyJedi there), where he quite stands out. I can't look through every post he made, since he's quite a vocal and old member and apparently to this day he still posts, but I remember he once wished for John Lasseter or something to get a heart attack just because a movie he liked didn't win an award. He also has a gay crush on the dumb alligator from the Princess and the Frog and has threatened to go kamikaze on us if we don't like the character.

I think he also has a Youtube channel, darthvalor07.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIHDj1u7U1wxo7lY_86zlag Apparently he also requests people to make "trailers" for his fake movies.

Some jewels he said:
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It's literally rewrites of episodes and movies. I'll link to his latest piece, BenJJedi's Rugrats: The Santa Experience.
Part 1: http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/art/BenJJedi-s-Rugrats-The-Santa-Experience-Part-1-578078343
Part 2: http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/art/BenJJedi-s-Rugrats-The-Santa-Experience-Part-2-580106150

In my honest opinion it's Pooh's Adventures level of autism, but in pure text format.

Doesn't seem like much, but then you read the description:


Also we've got two new requests from BenJJedi. He asked two different people to draw the same damn thing.

And a bonus: something he wanted to jerk to.

BenJJedi requested "Fievel and Tiger as Mowgli and Baloo in the 'Bear Necessities' scene" a third time. And this one's even worse than the previous two.

I don't know what he's looking for that he keeps asking for it over and over again. Also he's planning a Jungle Book re-write with his favorite characters.

Spoiler: Large

I'm amazed his alligator husbando didn't make the cut.

BenJJedi continues to sperg out over autistic fanfiction he hasn't written yet and commissioned another drawing of Fievel and Tiger in the roles of Mowgli and Baloo. He didn't ask for them to be floating down the river (for once) but it's not much different regardless.

I don't know why he doesn't find better artists to throw money at, but chances are his "commissions" are really requests he begs his friends to throw at him.

He also recently requested this:

This is something he's clearly jacking it to, and it's obviously sexual in nature, but in the uploader comment he made a big deal about how they're "cartoon" naked and not naked for reals. I mean, it's not like people can, and do, upload significantly more explicit art within site rules, or break the rules to upload straight-up porn without ever getting caught. Maybe he just freaks out at genitals because autism.

BenJJedi wants to do a "spoof" on YouTube of The Sword in the Stone featuring pony even though I don't think he's started his awful rewrite of The Jungle Book yet. I expect Pooh's Adventure calibur videos from this project if he ever gets off his ass and does it instead of coming up with new rewrites he wants to do. And then begging people to draw his autism for him.

I found BenJJedi's tumblr.

benjjedi.tumblr.com

I actually found it the other day when I was trying to see if he was hiding his awful fanfics from us (I don't know if he Googled his name and saw my DA Horrors posts come up or if someone told him but he made a whiny journal about us a few months ago). I debated posting it here but decided against it after a quick scan because it looks to be nothing but mountains of reblogs. I didn't see any signs of wacky alligator sperging or awful rewrites of TV shows/movies. I think DA is his primary place to sperg, but in one of his recent requests (http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/art/Hail-King-Spike-648408795) he specifically mentioned YouTube so he might try to make Pooh's Adventures caliber videos soon.

http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/journal/A-Message-to-Kiwi-Farms-Forums-632593804

and thanks to @CasualSeppuku
https://twitter.com/benjjedi/
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur9175602/
http://benjjedi.tumblr.com/RPBlogs with list of other tumblrs
https://www.facebook.com/ben.waldburger facebook and powerword
https://www.youtube.com/user/darthvalor07/about personal youtube channel and second username darthvalor07
https://plus.google.com/100001710891379329392 G+
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/689481/Darth-Ben-Valor this confirms that darthvalor07 and benjjedi are the same thing, thus the powerword is correct
https://www.twitch.tv/benjjedi89
https://www.instagram.com/benjjedi/
http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/Category:DarthValor07 more fanfiction
https://picarto.tv/BenJJedi

 

[friedshrimp]

Good going @CatParty

So yeah, this guy is very special. I think he's been causing ruckus since 2008. Honestly I'm thinking he had the biggest meltdown when Trump won...I bet anything his favorite gallery is filled with nothing but "FUCK TRUMP" drawings.

 

[zedkissed60]

Dox

Benjamin J Waldburger

Address
783 College Ave
Columbus OH 43209-2309
(lives with his parents)

Born
March 6, 1989 (age 27)

 

[LD 3187]

Ok, so apparently i'm a lazy Google and missed these:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-benjjedi

http://channelawesome.com/forums/threads/movies-id-like-to-see-reviewed.15585/

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/PostMULifeScream < this is super important, it's a big autismal fan fiction project he was directing and announced here:
http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/journal/Life-s-a-Scream-The-Audio-Drama-Announcement-Vid-511620835

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur9175602/

 

[Ntwadumela]

age 27

OH WOW
Waaaaaaaaaaay too old to be caring about this bullshit

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Can somebody explain to me why it is that every autist out there compares the worst of anything to Donald Trump?

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the man either and think he's way too thin skinned to be President and will probably be impeached within his first year but that's not the point. There have been worse people in history. Trump just happens to be flavor of the month.

 

[friedshrimp]

^Trump has turned into the newest go-to insult: aka Godwin's. "Everyone I don't like is a nazi/Trump supporter!"

EDIT: I also recalled he had a girlfriend whom he met in the parks, but I have no idea if they're still together.

 

[DrainRedRain]

lol, what a delusional sped.
I like the ones who bitch about us on Deviantart journals, Facebook/Twitter posts and the like, because before it, he had only a single post here that nobody remembers anymore, and with this attitude, the only thing he got is a whole thread.
I didn't even knew this dude existed.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What is with this idiot's obsession with the Star Wars Prequels?

Like, the Disney sperging and Family Guy obsession and the fact he fucking likes Naruto don't really phase me. Oh he's a brony too? So is everyone else on this site.

But for some reasons I can't wrap my head around the Star Wars shit. Like what kind of person (inb4 "an autistic one") over the age of ten can look at Anakin Skywalker and think "yeah, that was a cool and likable character"? And then decide he should team up with Ash Ketchum and Sasuke and cosplay as the Avengers? It's just so weird.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Like what kind of person (inb4 "an autistic one") over the age of ten can look at Anakin Skywalker and think "yeah, that was a cool and likable character"?

George Lucas took one of the biggest badasses in the galaxy and turned him into a whiny, petulant child with authority issues. It didn't help that Hayden Christensen played him with all the range and emotion of a block of wood but the blame lies firmly with George.

^Trump has turned into the newest go-to insult: aka Godwin's. "Everyone I don't like is a nazi/Trump supporter!"

Yeah, that makes sense. Damn social media.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

OH WOW
Waaaaaaaaaaay too old to be caring about this bullshit

Way too old to be living with his parents.

 

[randomfarmer]

Asperger's is not a free pass to be a faggot without others making fun of you.

 

[DrainRedRain]

Asperger's is not a free pass to be a faggot without others making fun of you.

Yeah, and it bugs the shit out of me. I mean, it's ok to act like a total manchild, sperging your way through life and being a generally unpleasant person because you have a certain developmental syndrome? I don't think so.
It's the same thing with the sjw crowd that self diagnoses through internet tests and use the 'results' as a free pass to act like a total cunt.

 

[MysticMisty]

And for all his sperging for his awful Jungle Book rewrite he's been going on about for months, he decided to rewrite a Rakin-Bass Christmas special first.

http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/art/Disney-s-Santa-Claus-is-Coming-to-Town-Prologue-650366653

Spoiler: Merry Shitmas!

Today was Christmas Eve; a day where everyone, especially children, were preparing for an event of world-shaking significance. For tonight was the annual visit of a well known man known by many names and one that many recognized him by...

Santa Claus.

In preparation for such a visit, many children were making an effort to neither cry or pout. Meanwhile, thousands upon thousands of letters had been flooding post offices at the North Pole.

-----

We then see one particular snow mobile was driving along the snowy plains to the North Pole. Along the drive, the driver himself waved to some woodland critters he passed by when the vehicle sputtered and stopped, coming to a halt before a pile of snow fell from a tree and on top of the mobile.

"Zip-a-Dee-doo-darn thing always shorts out when..." The driver complained, hopping out as he dusted off his jacket.

The driver/postal delivery person turned out to be an anthropomorphic mouse about three feet tall in height. He was currently wearing a light red uniform with matching hat, white gloves and gray boots. When he turned to face the viewers/audience, he cut his complaint short and smiled, giving off a cute laugh.

"Well, hi, everybody! My name's Special Delivery Mickey Mouse!" The mouse, now known as Mickey, greeted politely as he tipped his hat, "SD for short, but you can call me Mickey."

As he spoke, the delivery mouse gestured to his trunk full of bags filled to the brim with letters. In fact, he hopped up and took a bag out.

"As you can see, I've got tons of letters for the big guy himself, Santa, today." He said as he took out a letter for an example, "And they're the same letters every year, only they're not only letters asking for toys. They also ask questions, like this one."

Smiling, Mickey opened the letter and unfolded it. It read as follows:

'Dear Santa,

Why do you wear a red suit?'

Nodding, he got out another letter, "And this one."

'Dear Santa,

Why do you come down the chimney?'

"And these too."

He took out a few more letters, each one consisting of other questions.

'Why do you have whiskers?'

'Why do you live at the North Pole?'

'Why do you leave presents at...?'

'Why do some people call you Eric Kringle?'

And all these questions would sometime leave poor Mickey's head spinning. He then hopped up on the roof of his snow mobile. When he was asked one more 'Why?', the mouse made a gesture with his hands as if asking for some quiet.

"Now, slow down. Slow down!" Mickey urged, brushing off some snow that fell on him, "You've got lots of questions, but I can answer 'em because I know all about Santa!"

The couple of woodland critters- including some birds, a few deer, squirrels, bunnies and a turtle- that happened to stop by nodded as they looked on. Mickey simply smiled and cleared his throat before he began speak in rhyme.

"Ya see, Santa is a busy man and has no time to play," He explained to the critters, kneeling to eye level before walking back to his mobile, "he's got millions of stockings to fill on Christmas Day.

"So you better write your letter now and mail it right away. Because he's getting ready with his reindeers and his sleigh. So..."

And in that instant, the mouse began to sing.

Mickey: You'd better watch out,

You'd better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

With a smile, he tossed his hat into the air in which it spun.

'Walt Disney Pictures and BenJJedi Present...'

Upon catching his hat and placing it back on, Mickey happily made a snowball before tossing it into the air. It then exploded into tiny snowflakes in midair as if it were a firework.

'Disney's Santa Claus is Comin' to Town'

Mickey joyfully danced and hummed, seemingly unaware he was literally dancing his way towards the edge of a cliff as the woodland critters took notice and looked on in fear. At the last possible moment, the mouse caught himself and twirled away as if nothing happened.

'Told and sung by Bret Iwan'

Continuing to dance, Mickey soon began to actually walk on the air. Soon, a squirrel and bunny happily danced along as well, the latter falling down and laughing it off. With Mickey, he hopped up and down before unintentionally kicking an envelope out of his bag.

'Christopher Daniel-Barnes as Eric'

He then began dancing with his bag of letters and spun around so fast, another envelope flew out of it.

'Idina Menzel as Elsa'

Smiling, Mickey took out a few more envelopes.

'The Westminster Children's Choir'

'And the talents of...

Jodi Benson as Ariel

Kevin Michael Richardson as Prince John

Russi Taylor as the Fairy Godmother'

As if by magic, Mickey transformed the envelope into a brown paper package and danced with it some more.

'Music and lyrics by Maury Laws and Jules Bass'

'Based on the Rankin-Bass Christmas special and teleplay by Romeo Muller'

'"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"

Music by J. Fred Coots

Lyrics by Haven Gillespie'

'Produced and directed by BenJJedi'

 

[friedshrimp]

"Zip a dee do darn"

For a moment i thought he was writing Song of the South fanfic.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

And for all his sperging for his awful Jungle Book rewrite he's been going on about for months, he decided to rewrite a Rakin-Bass Christmas special first.

http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/art/Disney-s-Santa-Claus-is-Coming-to-Town-Prologue-650366653

This is so damn surreal. Is this guy so devoid of imagination the only stories he can come up with are his favorite movies featuring characters from other movies? At least CWC wrote other people's characters into new plots.

 

[friedshrimp]

^There's like a whole subculture of autists who get off writing/copying the entire script of movies and passing them off as "original stories". The only change they make is inserting characters from other franchises to play the roles.

Jussonic was the most prominent example of these type of "writers".

 

[Bassomatic]

From his message to us : Because I have Autism/Aspergers Syndrome?

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[CatParty]

 

[fcgh vgcf]

same facial structure