Bentley Emails: December 2013 - Updated/Fixed -

[Thetan]

Here's the next set.

Just a few things to keep in mind

• Not all of the information in these emails is new and/or interesting. With Chris, you never know exactly what you're going to get. These emails are being included for the sake of completeness.

• Yes, there's a gap between this set and the last one. It wasn't uncommon to not have any sort of communication for a month or so. I haven't found any emails from November 2013, but if I do, I'll post them.

• When I had Rebeckah suggest that Chris attend the improv comedy workshop at PVCC I didn't realize that he was still banned there.

 

[timtommy]

*Insert sarcastic comment about Chris being an obnoxious idiot.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Chris, 12/16/2013: "I am most definitely Straight, and I take Great offense when Anyone DARES mislabel me otherwise. IT PISSES ME OFF!!!"

What a wild ride 2014 has been.

 

[DeadMansHand]

"SERIOUSLY, I am Invisible and Inaudible in Public."

No, Chris. everyone sees you, hears you, and most importantly, smells you. They just pretend not to notice you so you don't come any closer.

I'm not sure what kind of recognition Chris wants. It's almost like he expects people to come up to him and start kissing his ass. He's got this weird mix of superiority and inferiority complexes that's difficult to decipher....

 

[Ace]

Dat first e-mail.

I know, it isn't new info... but I can't help but marvel at how the characteristics he attributes to 99% of "THOSE DAMN MALES" are exactly what people usually say about Mr. CWCville himself.

It's kinda sad, actually.

 

[Marvin]

These emails are a buffet of truths that, for his own good, Chris needs ground into his consciousness.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The attachments aren't working for me - anyone else?

 

[Ace]

The attachments aren't working for me - anyone else?

Same here. That's weird, they were working just fine a minute ago.

 

[4Macie]

I can't read them... I think it broke

 

[snowkitten91]

They work again for me.

 

[Thetan]

Attachments are working now. I inadvertently d0xxed someone and I was going through the attachments looking for the suspect file. Anyway, it's fixed now.

 

[namazuros]

That second email is disgusting. The hatred Chris has for gay men still is burning strong, no matter what he may claim.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hah, Chris was pinging people's gaydar even back in high school

It's funny how Chris refuses to edit anything he ever does. He'll just say "I'm sorry for writing that" immediately after a hateful rant, instead of hitting backspace on a single golden character typed by the hands of fate.

His "apology" for his anti-gay remarks is classic too. "I'm really sorry about what I said... but I still stand by it 100%. Anyway since I said sorry it's OK now."

And I see he hasn't given up on the reunion - 2015 WILL happen

 

[lynx]

"I also often ask myself, in this dead end of a life, in a cluttered house with my mother, without a sweetheart, in over our heads in debt, "How is this my life?"

despite all of these being chris's fault, this paragraph still made me feel sad

 

[Chairman Meow]

I just noticed the Dec 24th and 25th emails reference a photo of Snorlax holding the beagles. Any chance of dropping that for the Christorical record?

 

[NiggoFiggo]

All males are ugly
They take all the girls

Sometimes i wish chris would just step back and soak in the shit he says

 

[MY 405]

I have to honestly say that, "...two midnights and 15 minutes past his 84th birthday" was astoundingly poetic. I may have to steal that. I guess every blind squirrel eventually DOES find a nut!

 

[Friends of A-Log]

That second email is disgusting. The hatred Chris has for gay men still is burning strong, no matter what he may claim.

He hates them because he affiliates them with trolls, similar to how he hates Xbox, males, etc. In other words, he is more gullible than he is bigoted.

 

[Ace]

That HexBox bit... oh, Chris... I wonder what would he do if someone gave him an Xbox One as a present or something like that.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

1- Something about comparing Red Skeleton and Seinfeld to UCB East is hilarious to me. Just 2 totally different styles of comedy to me.
2- God damn he pushes the relationship hard. It really shows his intentions when he goes "We should hang out but only if you're single"
3- She says his words were offensive and he repeats the same shit. I shouldn't be surprised but .

4- Did Megan ever make out with someone in front of Chris? You'd think he would have freaked out about that way more before.