Bernie Sanders gives a great speech -

[Shiversblood]

Bernie Sanders gets on the stage the crowd of millions they are going insane cheering and stuff. Bernie Sanders waves to the crowd he grabs the microphone he says, "I am going to legalize Marijuana on day ONE hahahahah! And Medicare for all! We are going to make those billionaires pay WHOOAAA HAHAHHAH!" Bernie sanders screams. Trent jumps onto the stage and rushes towards Bernie Sanders and takes off his shirt and poors milk on his head. "STOP THE DAIRY INDURSTRY HAHAHAHAH!" Trent screams. "Dont worry about dairy worry about Marijuana hahahahha!" Bernie Sanders. "I need myself some legalized Marijuana hahahahha!" Trent screams. "And to stop wal street oh yeah!" Bernie sanders screams. "I DO HAVE ANUS!" Trent screams. "Whoa whoa whoa. I am not homosexual male." Bernie sanders says. Trent quickly pulls down his trousers and turns around and exposes his anus to Bernie Sanders. "AHHHHHH!" Bernie Sanders screams at the top of his lungs he quickly leap frogs into Trent Anus Bernie Sanders Quickly SLAMS his PENIS into the ANUS of a man named Trent! "LEGALIZED MARIJUANA FOR ALL HAHAHAHAHA!" Bernie Sanders screams and then quickly ejaculates Semen directly into that Trent anus. "HELL YEAH!" Chavel screams from the crowd.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'm not sure any speech Bernie could give would be nearly as retarded as Joaquin Phoenix's.

 

[Kirito]

Hella

 

[Starving Autist]

Well that settles it, Trump could never beat that.

 

[Niggernerd]

Wtf I'm a bernie bro now

 

[Cool kitties club]

Yes I the millionaire career politician will be the one who finally subverts the system and starts the revolution.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Are you having a stroke? Are you okay?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Bernie Sanders is the best president we'll never have.

Now where's all that free stuff I was promised?

 

[Reverend]

I came.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Online political ads for Sanders have taught me that he pronounces the word 'hi' as HUAI. So when he smokes marijuana he'll be getting HUAI.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Bernard Sanders stole my bike.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

So Trent's getting buggered by a geriatric Jewish communist now? What are Mr. Magenta's political views?

 

[TendieGremlin]

Please let this become a copypasta

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Yes I the millionaire career politician will be the one who finally subverts the system and starts the revolution.

This is a place for anus. If you are trying to start a serious political discussion you can fuck right off please.

 

[Robert James]

This is going to be a good election season.

 

[Niggernerd]

This is a place for anus. If you are trying to start a serious political discussion you can fuck right off please.

No goyim. It IS bernie. He wanted to have a rally on the farms

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

Good ol' Uncle Boiney introducing Communism to Trents willing anus... In 2020 Let's Make Trents Anus Great Again!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bernies farts smell like matzo and beet horseradish and that's why most don't do anal with him

 

[formershroomeryuser]

I am not sure Bernie is going to get elected after slamming his hard cock as hard as fucking possible into the anus of Trent very hard. Still, chavel thought this was very interesting. "Fascinating human behavior" says chavel. Wow Bernie really goes for it.

In reality who needs another president? Fuck they all talk shit and just support big money. But yeah Bernie is still young even though he is very old I mean he is so old its not even funny yet if he slams his cock into the anus of Trent he shows he is still young. Bernie believers believe this!

Btw, can this story be made public on Bernie Sander's campaign trail? I think the whole world should understand this happened. Vote for a president who accepts homosexuality!

 

[albert chan]

Bernard Sanders stole my bike.

Not sure why, but I though of this while reading this reply