Bernie Sanders Supporters / Bernie Bros - Cult-Like Socialists With A Grandpa Fetish

  • Despite what alcoholic retards are saying, there are no plans to shut down the Kiwi Farms.

Severus Snope

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Collins is something else and I don't know why people take him seriously. Here are some of the standout dumbass propositions. All fetched from his nifty little website.
  • He wants 100% renewable renewable energy use by 2025. (Green New Deal #1)
  • He wants the state to buy back literally every single internal combustion engine vehicle. (Ecosocialism #1)
  • Acquire (Word used. Unsure if that means forcibly repossess or purchase from the land owners Probably the former knowing this kid.) golf courses due to the fact that their upkeep it too high. lmao (Ecosocialism #9)
  • Straight up ban private health insurance. (Medicare for All #5)
  • [Unconstitutionally] Void private pharmaceutical patents. (RX Drug Prices #2)
  • Reparations to the black population. Cuz you know, those are the same guys who suffered slavery. (Black Lives Matter #1)
  • If I'm reading this correctly, democratically electing the fucking police. Because of course that wouldn't cause potential weaponization of the police to act in favor of the political party that has the majority vote. (Black Lives Matter #3)
  • Demilitarize the police. All levels. All of them. (Gun Safety #10 and Black Lives Matter #5)
  • Diversify policing, cuz diversity. (Black Lives Matter #8 )
  • End environmental racism. Literally what? (Black Lives Matter #32)
  • Bias training. Hmm.... (Criminal Justice Reform #5)
  • Lower the voting age to 16. (Revitalize Democracy #11)
  • Abolish ICE. (Immigration Rights #1)
  • Ban the border patrol. (Immigration Rights #2)
  • Grant amnesty to all "Undocumented" immigrants. (Immigration Rights #4)
  • He wants to abolish the CIA, and do a bunch of other stuff that involves making the US incredibly weak internationally.
Dumb american kid reads too much ''USA is such a big bad meanie'' posts on reddit and quora so he feels guilty and runs for congress.
 

Starscreams Cape

Read my posts in his voice
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It's funny to hear these folks whine about the Democratic party rigging the game against their poor, put-upon commie grandpa. The motherfucker couldn't even swallow his pride in 2017 for 3 short years and change his affiliation permanently to the D's. He knew he was gonna run again this year as one, obviously.

He's like the guy who shows up for booty calls and is shocked when he finds out one day that she has had enough.

 

Jigglyjogglers

The Doctor Bashir guy
True & Honest Fan
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Apparently the appropriation of Gritty was a semi-lolsorandom reaction to Hillary Clinton declaring Pepe to be an alt-right racism symbol. They decided they needed their own weird-looking "mascot" and so latched onto quite literally the first new thing to come along that fit those parameters.

Bernie attracts the sort of hiveminded easily-programmed twits that love that shit and swallow it hook, line, sinker, rod, and balls. Not surprising they're still clutching a dead meme that was already being forced to breathe when it came into the world.
 

Robert James

Not your average John Smith
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Still going hard on the rent thing.
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Something tells me they'll just vote Biden anyways but don't want to say it out loud.
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This new AOC skin sucks.
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The #DropOutBernie hashtag is great for salt and tears right now.

Edit: fucking lol!
So how are they reacting now that Trump pushed a bill through that keeps you from evicting/forclossing on someone. i mean it isn't don't pay rent entirely but it's pretty close.


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Not going to lie I love this comic, it has that fruedian slip of truth to explain why the boomer parents hate their kids. Both parents look dead inside which makes sense since their kids are protesting inside their own house, their son is wearing a Bernie shirt, and their kids still live with them. It's the inteligent part of the artist brain screaming "they aren't voting bernie because their anoying, worthless children love him" but him actively ignoring it.
 

Cool kitties club

Helter Skelter
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Apparently the appropriation of Gritty was a semi-lolsorandom reaction to Hillary Clinton declaring Pepe to be an alt-right racism symbol. They decided they needed their own weird-looking "mascot" and so latched onto quite literally the first new thing to come along that fit those parameters.

Bernie attracts the sort of hiveminded easily-programmed twits that love that shit and swallow it hook, line, sinker, rod, and balls. Not surprising they're still clutching a dead meme that was already being forced to breathe when it came into the world.
Gritty was obviously a forced meme created to show that left was hip and cool and dies as soon after it was born:
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The whole thing had msm shill articles a sign it was just manufactured:
Guardian
Mashable
Daily dot
Daily dot again
Heres some more memes from the "Progressive memetics page"
 

Shaka Brah

Hang ten, my dudes.
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Gritty was obviously a forced meme created to show that left was hip and cool and dies as soon after it was born:

The whole thing had msm shill articles a sign it was just manufactured:
Guardian
Mashable
Daily dot
Daily dot again
Heres some more memes from the "Progressive memetics page"
They just don't understand that the only virile countercultural movement today is right-wing. They can't be the counterculture when they're controlling mainstream culture.
 

Crystal Golem

Angkor what?
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So how are they reacting now that Trump pushed a bill through that keeps you from evicting/forclossing on someone. i mean it isn't don't pay rent entirely but it's pretty close.


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Not going to lie I love this comic, it has that fruedian slip of truth to explain why the boomer parents hate their kids. Both parents look dead inside which makes sense since their kids are protesting inside their own house, their son is wearing a Bernie shirt, and their kids still live with them. It's the inteligent part of the artist brain screaming "they aren't voting bernie because their anoying, worthless children love him" but him actively ignoring it.
Yeah it's my favortie picture right now I can't decide if I like Joe's face or the brother who kinda looks like one of those apple doll people from Dark Crystal.

The Bernard Spectrum is reacting pretty much how you'd expect from a bunch of bandwagon jumping political hipsters "liek OMG we thought of it first".
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Jigglyjogglers

The Doctor Bashir guy
True & Honest Fan
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They just don't understand that the only virile countercultural movement today is right-wing. They can't be the counterculture when they're controlling mainstream culture.
They're very much in denial about being in charge of the sociopolitical dynamic, specifically because they spent so many decades defining being the counterculture as proof of their righteousness. And yet it slips out in so much of what they say... "right side of history", the fact that they went from treating being politically incorrect as a vital trait to being something right-wingers came up with as an excuse for racism.

Keeping it on topic, Bernouts exemplify all of these and more. They're cheering on one of the most establishment politicians in DC whose only unpopular stance is that he tends to admit that the policies he advocates are socialist ones (is he doing that or denying it today, I can never keep track) while calling themselves outsiders and revolutionaries. And yet, even as they call themselves outsiders and revolutionaries, they're demanding the approval of the system, doing nothing but complaining as the system fucks them (indicating they fully intend to abide by the will of the system), and I guarantee you that despite all this anger at least half of them if not more will be #BlueNoMatterWho by November. They're all about that branding of counterculture and rebellion but they know that the current power structure benefits them and they won't actually do anything to risk upsetting it.
 

Crystal Golem

Angkor what?
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I've said it before but I think it bares repeating. The left uses memes in a totally different way to not only the right but centrists and the politically unaffiliated as well. To the left memes are a means of showing loyalty to the movement or party. Left memes are often nonsensical we aren't supposed to get it it's an in group signifier.
 

Robert James

Not your average John Smith
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I've said it before but I think it bares repeating. The left uses memes in a totally different way to not only the right but centrists and the politically unaffiliated as well. To the left memes are a means of showing loyalty to the movement or party. Left memes are often nonsensical we aren't supposed to get it it's an in group signifier.
I think to some extent it's also they don't understand why the average meme has apeal. They saw memes like Pepe and got confused because they didn't get the joke of pepe was the funny faces people would give him. They couldn't comprehend why it was funny since it was a racist symbol and those could never be funny and thought they didn't have to make a joke to make a meme. It why so many of them don't have anything jokes in them.
 

Shaka Brah

Hang ten, my dudes.
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I think to some extent it's also they don't understand why the average meme has apeal. They saw memes like Pepe and got confused because they didn't get the joke of pepe was the funny faces people would give him. They couldn't comprehend why it was funny since it was a racist symbol and those could never be funny and thought they didn't have to make a joke to make a meme. It why so many of them don't have anything jokes in them.
This is also why they hate Stonetoss so much. They can't identify why people find him funny, and why he's so widely loved among normies with little introduction to his political cartoons (as you can see with the tits + ass vs feet comic).
 

Crystal Golem

Angkor what?
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I think to some extent it's also they don't understand why the average meme has apeal. They saw memes like Pepe and got confused because they didn't get the joke of pepe was the funny faces people would give him. They couldn't comprehend why it was funny since it was a racist symbol and those could never be funny and thought they didn't have to make a joke to make a meme. It why so many of them don't have anything jokes in them.
Yeah absolutely that's also part of why some left memes seem so bizzare and nonsensical. They saw racist memes and didn't get that they were being used(and working well) as shibboleths against leftists. This led them to believe that the point of memes as used by the right in 2016 and before/since was to be purely offensive for it's own sake rather than having a larger purpose. So when you see a left meme you are seeing someone hoping you will get offended like they got offended when they saw some meme in 2016.That and like I said before ingroup signaling which is why you get memes like:

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vanilla_pepsi_head

Heavens to Spergatroyd!
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Collins is something else and I don't know why people take him seriously. Here are some of the standout dumbass propositions. All fetched from his nifty little website.
  • He wants 100% renewable renewable energy use by 2025. (Green New Deal #1)
  • He wants the state to buy back literally every single internal combustion engine vehicle. (Ecosocialism #1)
  • Acquire (Word used. Unsure if that means forcibly repossess or purchase from the land owners Probably the former knowing this kid.) golf courses due to the fact that their upkeep it too high. lmao (Ecosocialism #9)
  • Straight up ban private health insurance. (Medicare for All #5)
  • [Unconstitutionally] Void private pharmaceutical patents. (RX Drug Prices #2)
  • Reparations to the black population. Cuz you know, those are the same guys who suffered slavery. (Black Lives Matter #1)
  • If I'm reading this correctly, democratically electing the fucking police. Because of course that wouldn't cause potential weaponization of the police to act in favor of the political party that has the majority vote. (Black Lives Matter #3)
  • Demilitarize the police. All levels. All of them. (Gun Safety #10 and Black Lives Matter #5)
  • Diversify policing, cuz diversity. (Black Lives Matter #8 )
  • End environmental racism. Literally what? (Black Lives Matter #32)
  • Bias training. Hmm.... (Criminal Justice Reform #5)
  • Lower the voting age to 16. (Revitalize Democracy #11)
  • Abolish ICE. (Immigration Rights #1)
  • Ban the border patrol. (Immigration Rights #2)
  • Grant amnesty to all "Undocumented" immigrants. (Immigration Rights #4)
  • He wants to abolish the CIA, and do a bunch of other stuff that involves making the US incredibly weak internationally.
Bwahaha I actually cackled when I read this because it sounds exactly like if you took every spoiled teenage faggot on reddit, had them annex Greenland or some other barely habitable shithole in Canada or Russia, then dumped them all there to found their own country this is exactly how they'd try to run shit. The People's Democratic Republic of Clown World has a nice ring to it, I imagine the flag being rainbow but with a hammer and sickle made from dildos. Though granting amnesty to the undocumented immigrants might not be a bad idea in this case because they'd get a nice cushy diversity hiring in the police force which I'm sure Mooslim rapefugees wouldn't abuse at all. The more I think about this I wish I could create some kind of computer simulation.
 

Based_Papa_John

Repeal Section 230
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There are rumors floating around that Bernie rejected Tulsi's endorsement. Apparently, Bernie's advisers were discouraging him from getting her support to the point where his campaign was acting outright hostile to Tulsi and her people. Given her anti-establishment posturing, it makes sense that she would endorse Bernie anyway. Given how Bernie 2.0 is more interested in conning gullible white suburban college students from their money instead of appealing to disaffected union and working class voters, none of this surprises me.

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Jigglyjogglers

The Doctor Bashir guy
True & Honest Fan
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'Course. They've been vilifying her and treating her like shit the entire time, calling her a Russian agent, and then finally just literally pretending she didn't exist. No doubt going crawling to the "outsider" was the last attempt to hold on to a shred of her pride since it was Biden's crew that's been kicking her in the face repeatedly, but of course he's following orders and refusing it, so she inchwormed over to Biden and kissed the ring with her split lips like a good little beaten dog.

Ahem.

But yeah this makes it more clear than ever that it was all theater. Bernie was never serious. This was just an extended version of the same staged campaign run as last time, because the DNC's running this thing by the 2016 playbook exactly, just moreso. Hillary gave two interviews? Biden will give none. Bernie took a dive too early? Have him stay in longer. They seriously can't comprehend how all this backfired on them or why, and they're just making it worse on themselves because the longer they play this the more Bernouts they get that would rather not vote if they can't vote for socialist grandpa.
 

Shaka Brah

Hang ten, my dudes.
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^I don't know what weird 5d chess the DNC is playing but it isn't going to work out for them which sucks because I'd prefer not to have the republicans keep winning and the DNC be basically dead.
I don't know what any Dem voters expected. At least Republicans have the balls to pursue populist nationalist spirit, the Democratic field has a median age of 60 and a median race of... Uhh... "Dual-Citizen"
 
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