Bernie Sanders Supporters / Bernie Bros - Cult-Like Socialists With A Grandpa Fetish

Jigglyjogglers

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Edgier in what way? Most Berniefags I've seen get offended incredibly easily at any sort of edgy shit.
I've seen some that fit what he's talking about. It's sort of hard to explain... you've got 4chan-ish derivative sort of people that seem to go either one of two ways. They either start identifying as Alt-Right, or they proclaim themselves the True Left. Their views actually aren't very different at the end of the day (both hate anyone they think will make them behave, like cops, landlords, and their parents), and both still have that sort of edgy thing where they don't have a lot of tolerance for the purely tumblr-ish sort and like to shitpost. About the only difference between the groups is that the True Left ones seem to only believe in shitposting For The Cause, they're more consumed by it, while the Alt-Right ones are pretty much blatantly using politics as an excuse to be trolls and they don't really care who knows it.

Bernie Bros are the ones who came up with the "Biden buries dogs alive" meme, after all. It's a shitpost that they've wound up dedicated to and it's definitely that same sort of ridiculous nonsense that has some actual humor to it that you'd expect more out of someone who's not so touchy and easily offended. Mostly you can tell it's lefties doing it because they get mad when right-wingers try to join in the fun.
 

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Lol, you know Cuba has a better healthcare system than America when their citizens are supposed to provide their own sheets and medical supplies because their government puts no money into that sort of thing, the hospitals are filthy, the government basically enslaves their doctors and sends them around the world to make money for them..."

Ah that mythical healthcare system that gets hyped to no end. Especially when fatso Michael Moore when to the tourist end of Cuba where premium healthcare is offered for the movie Sicko. To bad fatty didn't get their basic healthcare which means he would gets pulled in a wheel barrow and have to buy his asperin on the black market. Can't believe people still buy into that myth when so much evidence exists. Also speaking of Bernie when the news first broke of his heart attack awhile back, all I could think in my mind is him clutching his chest while grunting "Feeling the Bern!" Thinking of that made me laugh.
 
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Terrorist

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Most of them know he's done at this point, but they're still not emotionally prepared for the inevitable cucking, when Bernout concedes to his good friend who he respects very much, bloodsucking neoliberal ghoul Joseph R. Biden. They made fun of Tulsi fans when she endorsed Biden but FFS at least she never called herself a revolutionary and was never hyped up as humanity's last hope.
 

Jigglyjogglers

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Most of them know he's done at this point, but they're still not emotionally prepared for the inevitable cucking, when Bernout concedes to his good friend who he respects very much, bloodsucking neoliberal ghoul Joseph R. Biden. They made fun of Tulsi fans when she endorsed Biden but FFS at least she never called herself a revolutionary and was never hyped up as humanity's last hope.
It's like they've completely forgotten that's what he did last time. They've edited their memories to conveniently keep their image of Boinie as the great crusader for the True Left and won't allow it to be tainted by little things like "precedent".

It makes me more convinced that they're more about Bernie as a sort of useful symbol of a vague idea rather than as an actual politician. He's more of an aesthetic, and a mirror they use to project their own thoughts and beliefs onto. (Much like Obama, who even admitted that his supporters tended to ascribe views to him that he never said he had and praise him for them.)

Ironically it sort of reminds me of how Ron Paul was for many years. His son's fans seem to have a little more of a grounded view of Rand, but Ron's fanbase was always very loud, very organized, and very likely to ditch him when it came to actual voting or standing up for him on election day, much like the Bernouts.
 

Jack Awful

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It's like they've completely forgotten that's what he did last time. They've edited their memories to conveniently keep their image of Boinie as the great crusader for the True Left and won't allow it to be tainted by little things like "precedent".

It makes me more convinced that they're more about Bernie as a sort of useful symbol of a vague idea rather than as an actual politician. He's more of an aesthetic, and a mirror they use to project their own thoughts and beliefs onto. (Much like Obama, who even admitted that his supporters tended to ascribe views to him that he never said he had and praise him for them.)

Ironically it sort of reminds me of how Ron Paul was for many years. His son's fans seem to have a little more of a grounded view of Rand, but Ron's fanbase was always very loud, very organized, and very likely to ditch him when it came to actual voting or standing up for him on election day, much like the Bernouts.
I know it's probably not happening cuz of his age, but let's say Bernie ran again in 2024.

Would his followers fall for it a 3rd time?
 
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I know it's probably not happening cuz of his age, but let's say Bernie ran again in 2024.

Would his followers fall for it a 3rd time?
Oh I could absolutely see it. Donald will be over 80 when he leaves in 2025, so they'll say "what's age except a number"?

Slight chance they'll move on to Warren, which will be very funny see. All the aggro BernieBros cucking out, now to a new mommy figure instead.
 

Jigglyjogglers

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Yeah, they'll stand behind him so long as he can be paraded out as (theoretically) alive and able to speak at least a little. Bernie's fans are pretty well defined by only liking Bernie, something would have to happen to him to take him out of the even vague possibility of running for them to move on. They'll be trying to rephrase "Here's how Bernie could still win" right up until the doctors switch off the flatlined heart monitor.
 

Jigglyjogglers

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Since Bernie has no true idealogical successor, who will be the next leftist grifter these dummies flock to in 2024?
I'm sure that once he cacks it, some other politician will absorb his demons in an attempt to ascend to his position and take over his following. Whether they'll be successful at it or not is another story. (See: Mitt Romney trying to turn into John McCain's successor.)
 

JambledUpWords

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What is with the glorification of sex workers these days? It’s super forced, and I bet the people talking so highly of sex work have never met a sex worker. If they knew that many people don’t get a choice to be a sex worker, and are usually forced into it, they might not be as supportive of the practice. Then again, that’s expecting these people to actually think of their stances before making idiotic hot takes on Twitter.
 

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What is with the glorification of sex workers these days? It’s super forced, and I bet the people talking so highly of sex work have never met a sex worker. If they knew that many people don’t get a choice to be a sex worker, and are usually forced into it, they might not be as supportive of the practice. Then again, that’s expecting these people to actually think of their stances before making idiotic hot takes on Twitter.
It became a popular issue in feminism creating cliques who are against it and for it. The sex workers they encounter are cam models and and the occasional higher end prostitute on twitter, not the heroin addict renting rooms by the hour in a motel you don't even want to drive by let alone go into. Her life was absolutely terrible and rife with drugs and abuse. Prostituting has done nothing good for her. They should be trying to get her into rehab and therapy, not championing her life choices as a stronk wymyn.
 

Ashen One

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They'll be trying to rephrase "Here's how Bernie could still win" right up until the doctors switch off the flatlined heart monitor.
Something as inconsequential as "no longer being alive" hasn't stopped Ginsburg from being active in politics yet, why should it stop Bernie? Come on folxs, Bernie can still win this! #PresidentBernieSanders
 

Brutalist

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The usual suspects have latched onto Bernie's "contribution" to the bill.

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1243034614362525696 (archive)
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This is all a lie, by the way.
The week old provision wasn't drafted by Sanders, nor could it have been as he was in Vermont at the time, and his "brave" intervention to defend it didn't matter considering the opposition was way too small to get it removed. All theater, as per usual.
How comical is it that this is being touted around as proof of the senator's ability to get shit done?
 
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