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"OK class, settle down. Kyle, put your phone away or give it to me. Amanda, spit out your gum. Right. This unit is going to be about how to not destroy your life. Pretty serious stuff. Petra, help me hand out these reading packets. Now, these packets are all from things that people have put out on the internet. That means ANYONE can read them, and there's no 'backsies'- even if you delete/edit something, a screenshot could have been taken before you retouched it. If you put it on the internet, it's there forever, for everyone.
"For next class, please read the packet of selected tweets from TransEthics/Vikki Valmir. Now, this is a public school, so calm down, this isn't about whether it's okay to be transgender. As you go through life, you're going to have friends who tell you it's cool to drink. As you read through this, ask yourself, 'does drinking make this person cool? Or are they the most depressingly pathetic person ever?'
"Next, we have selected Facebook and Instagram posts from Russell Greer. Ladies, I'll be asking you in class how his posts and IG comments make you feel. Guys, pay attention. The essay assignment for this packet will be titled, 'How Not to be Such a Creep That Even Prostitutes Shun You.'
"The next packet is...uh, the next packet...is...um, hang on one second, no roughhousing while I'm gone."
<peeks head into teacher's lounge> "Oh fuck, my dudes, I only brought the first 2 packets for the Learning from LOLcows unit to my class! Anybody have the rest? Can you give me a quick rundown of what makes them Don't-Be-That-Guy examples?"
"For next class, please read the packet of selected tweets from TransEthics/Vikki Valmir. Now, this is a public school, so calm down, this isn't about whether it's okay to be transgender. As you go through life, you're going to have friends who tell you it's cool to drink. As you read through this, ask yourself, 'does drinking make this person cool? Or are they the most depressingly pathetic person ever?'
"Next, we have selected Facebook and Instagram posts from Russell Greer. Ladies, I'll be asking you in class how his posts and IG comments make you feel. Guys, pay attention. The essay assignment for this packet will be titled, 'How Not to be Such a Creep That Even Prostitutes Shun You.'
"The next packet is...uh, the next packet...is...um, hang on one second, no roughhousing while I'm gone."
<peeks head into teacher's lounge> "Oh fuck, my dudes, I only brought the first 2 packets for the Learning from LOLcows unit to my class! Anybody have the rest? Can you give me a quick rundown of what makes them Don't-Be-That-Guy examples?"
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