Mermaid Queen Jude would make at least an entire lecture’s worth of material. Here are some lessons you can learn from Jude:
- Don’t treat your followers as numbers
- Don’t scam people
- Don’t try and make a career off of Twitch streaming
- Don’t charge people $100 and up for photoshoots that look like anyone with an iPhone can do
- Don’t take selfies with your hand near your face, with eyes closed, and tongue on display all at the same time
- Don’t spend $1000 dollars or more of your scam money on new tech devices for Twitch streaming
- Don’t post everything you’re thinking about on social media
- Don’t badmouth your parents on social media when they allow you to live at their place for free
- Wear a bra
- Don’t claim to have an eating disorder to justify staying fat
- Don’t block everyone who disagrees with you
- Learn to take criticism in order to improve
- Don’t post incel tier content to guilt people into dating you
- Develop interests outside of yourself
- Follow through with what you say
- Don’t beg for work through Twitter
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