Best Classic Phil Moments - What's the most laughably stupid shit he did back then?

[Xerxes IX]

Twitch streamchat, donations, bits, and Patreon have definitely changed what makes Phil a lolcow. Instead of it being his incompetence at games and complaining about bugged mechanics, it's now his constant ebegging and delusions. Classic Phil I would say was before he moved.

So what are your favorite NOTHING I COULD DO AW COME ON-era moments? I'd have to say the FF13 unboxing, where he was having smoke detector issues and despite the video being ~15 minutes he didn't actually unbox the game.

 

[Collections Agent]

 

[Shark]

Friend Request Ridicule

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I gotta include the hoarding, where he managed to cover his entire wet bar with expensive statues, some of which for games like TF2 he seems to have no love for that would warrant spending $600 for collectible, and his absurd amount of collectors edition nonsense that he accumulated over years.

 

[Jmboote]

God, there's so many. Ones that really stick out to me, as far as gameplay is concerned, are -

1. The M9 pistol in Metal Gear Solid 2. Phil tries to pick up some ammo for the M9, but can't as he's at max. He then spends several minutes searching his inventory for the pistol, saying "How is my MP full?", "Hwhuuuuut?", and "It says my M9 is full, but I don't even have an M9! That's good!", all the while the M9 pistol is clearly in his inventory for about 30 seconds of his rant.

2. 90% of Metal Gear Solid 3. Stand-out moments include getting told to backtrack by Eva, and then Phil assuming you need to keep going forward (despite there being nothing but a dead end), killing himself, twice, by jumping off the same cliff before realising that he needs to backtrack. And then complaining that the game never told him this. And the fight against The End, where Phil plays the role of a master tactician by attempting to take on a skilled sniper with a shotgun and point-blank shots with an SMG, essentially reducing the fight to Phil chasing an old man around the woods for about 45 minutes.

3. Half Life's "bugged jumping mechanic". 'Nuff said.

 

[AnOminous]

This, with the crouch-jump coming in second.

My jaw dropped at the pure idiocy.

 

[NobodyReally]

When his PSVR didn't work for viewers but hes still uploaded a monetized video of a blank screen.
https://youtu.be/aSoZIrvcBQU

 

[Done]

I already posted this one.. But one of my favorite Phil moments was him entering a boss fight sans weapons in RE: Code Veronica

Also, the infamous SF IV online match where he got double perfected after shitting on his opponent.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Off topic

 

[neger psykolog]

This, with the crouch-jump coming in second.

My jaw dropped at the pure idiocy.

Holy shit. I'd never seen that one before.

It is actually worse than the crouch jumping

 

[DarkSydePundit]

When his PSVR didn't work for viewers but hes still uploaded a monetized video of a blank screen.
https://youtu.be/aSoZIrvcBQU

Dood that‘s a genius business move so the video won‘t get demonitized.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[Dragoonism]

There are 7 more here: https://www.youtube.com/user/WhyteEagle/videos

 

[Dirt McGirt]

We cant forget the classic that started the legacy... Failing a QTE for 5 straight minutes and complaining the entire time.

Also this if this is his real starting point, da legacy is officially 9 years old now.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Bugged Education mechanics from Bully:
https://youtu.be/Is_LvsdmtOk

Bugged Line Launcher from Batman Arkham Asylum:
https://youtu.be/I-_GB5wgxPs

The final fight from Megaman X3:
https://youtu.be/dgRqfjNAgbw

 

[Doctor Stan]

3. Half Life's "bugged jumping mechanic". 'Nuff said.

One of the best around.

My favorite will always be when he was playing MGS2, and there was the sleeping guard in the hallway and one coming down the hall, and he shot them in the chest with the M9, expecting it to knock them out immediately, despite the game very clearly telling you a head shot is what it takes to have an instant KO, and dying because he kept tripping the alarm like a retard.

 

[badluckfistfuck]

Remember that time when DSP did an unboxing video where he didn't unbox the game?

I do.

 

[tehpope]

This, with the crouch-jump coming in second.

My jaw dropped at the pure idiocy.

I didn't even know you could fail the mission by not buying a shotgun flashlight mod or running out of money..

 

[ThePlagueTND]

The Tuna Salad Panini gets me every time. It just gets worse and worse.

It's even funnier when you realize he filmed it, fucked up, and uploaded it anyway. No 2nd attempt.

Phil, if you're reading this, please do more of these. It's quite entertaining.

 

[Xerxes IX]

The Tuna Salad Panini gets me every time. It just gets worse and worse.

It's even funnier when you realize he filmed it, fucked up, and uploaded it anyway. No 2nd attempt.

Phil, if you're reading this, please do more of these. It's quite entertaining.

Oh the insane amount of miracle whip he added after talking about eating healthy. He took calling his diet unhealthy better than Phil would today; now he'd insult and block whoever said that.